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― nomar, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 17:06 (six years ago) link
"Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?""Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
― sleepingbag, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link
Some people in Japan apparently have divorce ceremonies.
http://s3.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20110705&t=2&i=452853257&w=780&fh=&fw=&ll=&pl=&sq=&r=2011-07-05T193416Z_01_BTRE7641ID700_RTROPTP_0_JAPAN
― jmm, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link
simply epic
― goole, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link
I made a mistake above. Apparently, Patricia Arquette is a divorce attorney and/or specialist. She likes to take photos with her clients and tag them with #divorceselfie.
http://i.imgur.com/FY3MEG9.png
Realized this while following hockmyrock around through this instagram rabbit hole.
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 18:50 (six years ago) link
omg
― PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 18:51 (six years ago) link
pplains you're very kind
― goole, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 03:41 (six years ago) link
Thank you. Kind of what?
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 03:49 (six years ago) link
OK the ones done by professional photographers like miss angel wings is making my skin crawl. No one wants to admire your glorified pain, lady.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 04:26 (six years ago) link
what's fucked up is imagining whose ideas the settings are - the divorced people or the photographers
like who brought up the idea of taking some pictures in the house that has fallen apart, and how did that conversation go down
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 04:27 (six years ago) link
Also wtf is going on in that donnie darko set? It looks like the girl doesnt want to break up and is forced into those pics@?
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 04:28 (six years ago) link
i'm imagining it has to be the divorced person's idea, because hopefully none of these photographers have participated in multiple divorce selfie shoots (or have they(?!?!)) so they're probably just muddling through
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 04:28 (six years ago) link
My very christian cousin in law does excellent pro photography and Im sure has done weddings... I wonder what she'd say/do if she was asked to do this shit haha.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 05:08 (six years ago) link
I've had two mostly amicable breakups (pre-"selfie" terminology) where we took a last photo together. The first half-dozen or so of these are deceptively fine, and I have no problem with the general concept. After that it gets horrible and that's why pplains is so amazing.
― how's life, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 14:42 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/AbdXBGt.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 15:07 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ic3Imin.png
my response to this one is brothers and sisters shouldn't marry in the first place
― Who's puttin' sponge in the zings I once zung (stevie), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:32 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/5y7G1BR.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 25 February 2018 05:38 (six years ago) link
I
I think I see what the problem was in that relationship
― Simpson L. (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 February 2018 10:37 (six years ago) link
he's got a face you'd never tire of hitting with a two-by-four
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 25 February 2018 14:31 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/jHOCebG.jpg
― ✈️✈️ (pplains), Friday, 28 December 2018 01:09 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouGLEtapOX8
― 龜, Friday, 28 December 2018 02:03 (five years ago) link
now I need a drink.
― ✈️✈️ (pplains), Friday, 28 December 2018 03:28 (five years ago) link
💾
― Spirit of the Voice of the Beehive (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 28 December 2018 03:31 (five years ago) link
I assume she was headed back to her place to vlog
― Karl Malone, Friday, 28 December 2018 03:48 (five years ago) link
lost any of my sympathy when he kept calling it "'phroaig"
or that was the piece de resistance of the bit, depending on how you look at it
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Friday, 28 December 2018 08:21 (five years ago) link
Holy shit. I don't where to begin. And fuck this "we're best friends" shit. Ok, being civil, but best friends? No fucking way. Eck.
― nathom, Friday, 1 February 2019 23:18 (five years ago) link
I’m really sorry to hear this, nathom. Best wishes to you.
― Trϵϵship, Friday, 1 February 2019 23:21 (five years ago) link
Haha no. We had a hellish year. But no divorce. Just a omfg-husband-wants-divorce-fu tattoo. 😂 So now a reminder of that year but still married. No way I'd have a divorce selfie. Jfc.
― nathom, Friday, 1 February 2019 23:28 (five years ago) link
And best wishes to my husband, still stuck w me. 😂
― nathom, Friday, 1 February 2019 23:29 (five years ago) link
there are more pics in that series that was recently posted on WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!111
just for the sake of the thread (which is all that matters), i'm going to repost a bit
Insanely powerful vibes coming from this divorce photo shoot. pic.twitter.com/gtegCygnhl— The Big Guy (@TSSteinbacher) March 29, 2019
Really good. pic.twitter.com/9KaEYgLFEt— The Big Guy (@TSSteinbacher) March 29, 2019
this is not the ex-husband but let's just pretend
There is a flip side to that coin pic.twitter.com/rcmNkmh8gw— Mike H (@mikeehurl) March 29, 2019
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 April 2019 16:05 (five years ago) link
i can't help but think that these photoshoots are the result of wildly misinterpreted suggestions from therapists
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 April 2019 16:08 (five years ago) link
wow, there's a whole article about it on reputable source of news https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6870417/Woman-internet-sensation-divorce-photo-shoot.html
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 April 2019 16:09 (five years ago) link
the caption to one photo reads "Marie said she got the idea for the photo shoot after her divorce from Quinton Eaton, her husband of 13 years, finally became official this month"
... the daily mail
"In one photo, Marie smiles wide as she holds up her heels. The bottom of one reads 'est 2006' while the other reads 'Done 2019'."
uh, it reads "done 2019" in a comic sans-knockoff font that is crisp and clear compared to the blurry text seen elsewhere on the shoe. this strongly suggests that the photo has been microsoft painted.
"Marie said her favorite photo in the series is one that shows her throwing her head back in laughter. She's holding a wine glass that reads 'Finally divorced, boy bye'."
https://i.imgur.com/EZMeu64.jpg
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 April 2019 16:12 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/mJhDbtj.png?1
0.2 seconds before falling over
https://i.imgur.com/sNFTwYO.jpg
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 April 2019 16:17 (five years ago) link
It’s the pooping position shot that I am having the hardest time with.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 7 April 2019 17:59 (five years ago) link
Yeah I actually thought she was pissing in one of them
― kinder, Sunday, 7 April 2019 18:51 (five years ago) link
piss on her ex's face, for letting drugs ruin everything. douse it in wine and then burn it down. *punches the frame and then licks up blood off the third knuckle*
― these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Sunday, 7 April 2019 19:20 (five years ago) link
harden 40ppg watch: 39.5
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 14:48 (four years ago) link
oops lol
Divorce Selfie!! pic.twitter.com/eg2FjSFof9— Divorce Selfie (@DivorceSelfie) May 23, 2020
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 23 May 2020 23:08 (three years ago) link
ah sorry posted before!
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 23 May 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link
lol
― calstars, Saturday, 23 May 2020 23:18 (three years ago) link