"Covfefe"
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 13:35 (six years ago) link
Swiggity swooty, I'm cumming in that booty
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, 6 September 2019 06:19 (four years ago) link
BALLOON
― breastcrawl, Friday, 6 September 2019 12:53 (four years ago) link
Congratulations!
― Οὖτις, Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:31 (four years ago) link
Bad command or file name
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:47 (four years ago) link
'please clap'
only one so far that evoked a modicum of mirth. well done, mookieproof.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:58 (four years ago) link
<whatever you were going to say anyway> + "Mr. Grimsdale!!!" in a Norman Wisdom voice.
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:03 (four years ago) link
the thread connections are always better than the actual posts itt
Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax. [Started by mark p (Mark P) in April 2003, last updated five minutes ago by just another country (snoball)] 4 new answersrugby [Started by taylor in October 2003, last updated eighteen minutes ago by Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.)] 20 new answers
― imago, Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:11 (four years ago) link
HADOUKEN
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:15 (four years ago) link
Years ago I read a Street Fighter slashfic where Guile shouts "SONIC BOOM!" during the moment of climax(tm).
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:19 (four years ago) link
I asked Transformer...
When I achieve orgasm I should say that:
- I had the courage
- I was motivated
- I was aware of my body's sensations.
― Maresn3st, Saturday, 2 November 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link
ahahaha yesss
― imago, Saturday, 2 November 2019 13:29 (four years ago) link
Stop fucking your therapist, Transformer.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 2 November 2019 14:26 (four years ago) link
fingers crossed for Oh! I Always Get Those Two Mixed Up!
― rob, Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link
xp
"and that's our time up"
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link
'Vidi, vici, veni.'
Funniest joke in the world when I was 16.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:22 (four years ago) link
"Scavino!"
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 2 November 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link
Attica!
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link
Can you smellllllllll what the cock is cooking?!
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 5 March 2020 02:39 (four years ago) link
"You tell him! You tell him I'm coming! You tell him I'm fucking cominnnnnnnngggggg!"
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 3 July 2020 18:07 (three years ago) link
"ATTICA!"
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 July 2020 20:11 (three years ago) link
no referrer, can't tell
― sarahell, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:00 (three years ago) link
Hot dog!
― calstars, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link
Not hot dog
― sarahell, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link
Ten years gone!
― calstars, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:04 (three years ago) link
Where's that confounded bridge?
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 4 July 2020 05:43 (three years ago) link
Take off the fruit, but guard the seed!
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 4 July 2020 05:59 (three years ago) link
there's a dog loose in the woods!
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 4 July 2020 06:09 (three years ago) link
denigrating this luxury avenue
― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 4 July 2020 06:32 (three years ago) link
"He was a very special man, an American Patriot, and great friend...I just got off..."
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:34 (three years ago) link
lolz
― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:35 (three years ago) link
"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy"
― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:38 (three years ago) link
"We begin bombing in five minutes"
― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:41 (three years ago) link
“Balloon knot!”
― calstars, Friday, 31 July 2020 12:09 (three years ago) link
Hands, face, space
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Friday, 31 July 2020 12:30 (three years ago) link
GHISLANE!
― akm, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:26 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ekee85vX0AAnVCp?format=jpg&name=small
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 16 October 2020 20:29 (three years ago) link
https://external-preview.redd.it/C5uY9Wbq6XEQScIPUvQO1KNMX8VURPTT7ObY0G688w4.jpg?auto=webp&s=a44bd4a4ca731e54ba84ce7ef32f247a572be20d
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 16 October 2020 22:25 (three years ago) link
https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/43/1/1722104193-anchorman-60percent.png
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 17 October 2020 01:22 (three years ago) link
Ah, middle age.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 17 October 2020 11:16 (three years ago) link