The Interior Life of Noel Gallagher: A Speculative History

Had he invented acid house? Possibly.

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https://consequenceofsound.net/2017/05/famed-potato-noel-gallagher-threw-a-cocaine-themed-birthday-party/

This thread is Ronan's crowning achievement, surpassing even society is in the gutter.

omg those birthday party pictures

Who the fuck in there rite mind broadcasts there having a cocaine themed party that's asking for a tug anyways as you were LG x

— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) May 19, 2017

'that's asking for a tug'? is he suggesting his brother is looking for handjobs from guests?

This thread is Ronan's crowning achievement, surpassing even society is in the gutter.

otm

every time he tweets "as you were lg x" i imagine him doing that monkey swagger madchester thing and strolling off.

This thread is Ronan's crowning achievement, surpassing even society is in the gutter.

― gass mccoombes (qiqing), Tuesday, May 30, 2017 11:08 PM (two months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cosign, it is one of my favorite ever things

Liam Gallagher calls it quits and walks off stage after 3 songs at Lollapalooza pic.twitter.com/aI7DeOVTJo

— Oasis Mania (@OasisMania) August 3, 2017

festivals are so much fun

Liam was always doing that back in the oasis days. Was the catalyst for Noel starting singing lead on songs. The way Liam sings it seems fairly reasonable that he fucks his voice so often mind you (Noel would suggest he was being lazy).

Earnest discussion of oasis over

Lol @ "rock 'n' roll" sign

omg that "fuck you Liam" chant might be one of the saddest, most pathetic things i've ever heard

putting the lol back in lollapalooza

Mans not hot... the ting goes pa pa pa as you were LG x

— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) September 6, 2017

I've watched this video of Liam Gallagher making his own cup of tea every day for a week now pic.twitter.com/xlVh7Q1SEg

— Chris Somerville (@chrisomerville) September 19, 2017

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it's almost eerie

Still got it.

Had this been around earlier, a screencap of this would definitely have been the pre-cover album cover.

this is a real thing, apparently?

https://exclaim.ca/images/oasis_6.jpg

in

In?

huh?

this concludes the three-post summary of the thread

noel, liam, paul

I didn't know that Lena Dunham in 2018 had done that.

I've been listening to The Jam's LP ALL MOD CONS and remembering how in about 1999 (?), Oasis covered two of the songs on a TV programme. Especially grating was the memory of Noel G playing 'to be someone': here perhaps in a different performance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZEpx_A-H7s

I know that NG has some pop talent, some virtues. But I have been reminded of his horrible gurning face and his smug sense of this song - there is something about his relation to other people's music that is bad for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF9YrCJVakQ

Official version!

Maybe the problem is just - his voice is bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZubxdFFF3M&ab_channel=PodcastDevotee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZubxdFFF3M

Just seen Noel Gallagher say he was listening to a Man City game on the radio when it was interrupted to say Lennon had been shot in December 1980.
City played on the 6th and 13th December.
Lennon was shot on the 8th.#laterjools @BBCLater

— Ted 🔴⚪⚫ (@Nojwanderer) May 14, 2021

The incredible divorced dad energy emitting from this image made me long to revisit this thread again. Imagine the free time Noel will have now to explore the complexities of his inner life, all the amazing thoughts he's going to have.

https://i.imgur.com/1pJDvit.png

Probably should've saved it for the Cursed Images thread

https://preview.redd.it/0r7l3haq4a751.jpg?auto=webp&s=6c402ea8602904aada3576a36bf814bea57d2ba5

p**k

irl lol

Would've expected the margarita thing in the other direction. The pizzas more of a thing than the drink in the UK?

also had a good lol at both brother updates. top shelf.

This is such bullshit and it’s the same bullshit he’s been talking for ages. The music industry doesn’t give a shit if you’re on drugs and make it money. The music industry will *give* you those drugs. Harry Styles is a good pop star. Noel is increasingly boring. pic.twitter.com/95015t56ER

— Mic Wright (@brokenbottleboy) May 24, 2023