Rolling Obituary Thread: 2017

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my favourite Bond

Violet Jynx, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link

RIP

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link

Apocryphal: Moore once said that he “only had three expressions as Bond: right eyebrow raised, left eyebrow raised and eyebrows crossed when grabbed by Jaws.”

I loved Octopussy for giving the franchise the delirious trashing it tot deserved at that point. Unfortunately, it continued.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:43 (six years ago) link

also why do you crazy ppl hate Sean Connery?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link

Kinda love how that first/main response to the Ken Shabby tweet is from Vijay Armitraj, his Octopussy costar. (Underrated film all in all. For Your Eyes Only remains my favorite of his run but there are some surprisingly effective moments throughout Octopussy, pretty nearly pulling off a have-its-cake/eat-it-too per Morbs's comment.)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link

I don't think anyone hates sean connery except for the fact he's a wife-beater

pickety third (stevie), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 21:38 (six years ago) link

... and a Scottish Nationalist who doesn't live in Scotland because he doesn't want to pay tax there... also Rangers.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link

Also LXG.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 06:27 (six years ago) link

... and a Scottish Nationalist who doesn't live in Scotland because he doesn't want to pay tax there... also Rangers.

― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Tuesday, May 23, 2017 10:49 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinl

that too though i thought a scot should bring that up not a sassenach like myself

pickety third (stevie), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 09:12 (six years ago) link

also why do you crazy ppl hate Sean Connery?

sir billi was such a bitter disappointment

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 09:14 (six years ago) link

yeah, i was keeping it to onscreen stuff but of course i knew the police would appear thx stevie & Tom

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 11:16 (six years ago) link

007 might be a lousy husband too -- at least it seems more likely than his being a bored twit

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 11:18 (six years ago) link

Oh right. Isn't Connery generally considered the canonical best Bond?

pickety third (stevie), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 11:36 (six years ago) link

I mean I don't see any hate for his Bond performances here so I don't know

pickety third (stevie), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 11:37 (six years ago) link

he is.

spud called maris (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 11:44 (six years ago) link

Lazenby iirc - but increasingly "who gives a shit?"

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 12:25 (six years ago) link

also an acceptable answer tbf

spud called maris (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 13:05 (six years ago) link

bond was a lousy husband yes

chinavision!, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 14:44 (six years ago) link

i found him alright tbh

spud called maris (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 14:57 (six years ago) link

all his ex-wives are dead, no?

pickety third (stevie), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 15:15 (six years ago) link

just me and chinavision left

spud called maris (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 15:46 (six years ago) link

Better watch your step imo (reveals gun within bunch of flowers)

pickety third (stevie), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 15:51 (six years ago) link

bond a terrible man for subjecting his wives to the dutch oven treatment iirc

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link

the late mrs bond (tracy):
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-eT0QouAn0Dc/TVyVA6ghcNI/AAAAAAAAArM/8J2RNVnoeQY/s1600/1.jpg

mark s, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link

just me and chinavision chauvinism left. Connery is an asshole.

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 16:23 (six years ago) link

Ian Fleming was an asshole

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 16:24 (six years ago) link

pablo picasso was never called an asshole

pickety third (stevie), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 16:33 (six years ago) link

just me and (-chinavision-) chauvinism left. Connery is an asshole.

Jeez whatever happened to not speaking ill of the dead

in a soylent whey (wins), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 16:38 (six years ago) link

anyone who says roger moore is the best bond needs to stfu

-_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 16:40 (six years ago) link

Picasso was the worst asshole of them all iirc

del esdichado (NickB), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 16:40 (six years ago) link

Mark s is correct that there are no good bonds

in a soylent whey (wins), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 16:41 (six years ago) link

the bond movies are bobbins but shir sean is the best bond

-_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 16:44 (six years ago) link

picasso was not a very good Bond

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 16:45 (six years ago) link

shoulda been Blofeld

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 16:47 (six years ago) link

He was dece in The Spanish Spy Who Painted A Lot

xp

Moodles, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 16:48 (six years ago) link

Sort-of underrated Moore performance: ffolkes

Totally underrated Moore performance: The Cannonball Run

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 16:51 (six years ago) link

live and les demoiselles
man with the golden guernica

del esdichado (NickB), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 17:01 (six years ago) link

The Saint getting slept on ITT.

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 17:12 (six years ago) link

You all need to watch 'North Sea Hijack' (released as 'ffolkes' in the US).

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 17:51 (six years ago) link

"The Man Who Haunted Himself" was one of his more interesting movies.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 17:54 (six years ago) link

Totally underrated Moore performance: The Cannonball Run

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, May 24, 2017 5:51 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^this

pickety third (stevie), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 18:53 (six years ago) link

[joeks, that movie is UNWATCHABLE]

pickety third (stevie), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 18:54 (six years ago) link

i watched it once

its funniest line is Woody Allen saying "I have a low threshhold of death."

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:07 (six years ago) link

One of the 007s from that movie also died this month - Daliah Lavi - aka The Detainer in the film. She and Roger Moore had birthdays two days apart (not the same year).

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Josefa, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:48 (six years ago) link

bummer. I gave him a ride to the airport once. He talked about movies the whole trip.

President Keyes, Friday, 26 May 2017 15:14 (six years ago) link

Probably the hardest name to spell of any famous person

flappy bird, Saturday, 27 May 2017 02:42 (six years ago) link


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