The Witcher -- violence, sex, and alchemy as part of your daily balanced breakfast

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LOL

jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 20 May 2017 22:28 (six years ago) link

otm

the first tv show ever to be shot entirely within a broom cupboard in an embassy building

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 May 2017 15:30 (six years ago) link

hahaha

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 22 May 2017 15:38 (six years ago) link

now you don't need to unlock the sex scenes

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 May 2017 16:19 (six years ago) link

this was $25 for the game + both expansions on GOG yesterday and i just built a new gaming pc so i guess i'm finally going to play it. i avoided it before because skyrim burnt me out on this type of game but it's been long enough now i think, and being able to play it on high gfx settings should be a treat, i imagine.

ciderpress, Thursday, 25 May 2017 16:31 (six years ago) link

fwiw witcher 3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> skyrim

Mordy, Thursday, 25 May 2017 16:33 (six years ago) link

yeah i loved skyrim but this is just so so much better

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 25 May 2017 16:36 (six years ago) link

That's a big promise

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 May 2017 16:40 (six years ago) link

idk i don't feel any compunction about that claim. witcher 3 eats skyrim's lunch. they're not even close to being on the same level.

Mordy, Thursday, 25 May 2017 16:41 (six years ago) link

i know!

xp

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 25 May 2017 16:42 (six years ago) link

100% agree

adam, Thursday, 25 May 2017 16:43 (six years ago) link

One day I'll own something I can play this on and I definitely want to

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 May 2017 16:44 (six years ago) link

skyrim ~feels~ a little more open in that you can design your character, choose to be a certain class w/accompanying storyline, etc, but witcher is so much more polished in every other respect (writing, acting, visuals, controls, etc) that yeah it's really not much of a comparison

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 25 May 2017 16:44 (six years ago) link

stealth archer on Skyrim was cool, don't recall anything similar on Witcher 3

badg, Thursday, 25 May 2017 16:56 (six years ago) link

really curious what the next generation of games in this genre will look like, seems like witcher3 and zelda have sent everyone else back to the drawing board

ciderpress, Thursday, 25 May 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link

i also agree that witcher is better than skyrim, and i loved skyrim. witcher has more personality and better writing and more variety.

na (NA), Thursday, 25 May 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link

stealth archer on Skyrim was cool, don't recall anything similar on Witcher 3

― badg, Thursday, May 25, 2017 11:56 AM (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i did miss this, as this is typically my favorite class

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 25 May 2017 17:30 (six years ago) link

Only gave Witcher a cursory try but it seemed a bit more of a drag to get into than Skyrim, with all the alchemy and potion stuff. Ready to believe that there's an awesome game in there once you get past that but skyrim otoh hooked me from te get go

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 25 May 2017 17:54 (six years ago) link

tbh my least favorite parts of both skyrim and witcher were the alchemy and potion and crafting stuff.

i love picking spells and weapons and upgrading equipment, but for some reason when it extends into keeping track of 60 different sets of recipes to make marginal upgrades to stats i just get overwhelmed and stare distantly and wistfully.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 25 May 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link

kinda like this, but with just a hint of hope

http://i.imgur.com/LuGknMf.png

Karl Malone, Thursday, 25 May 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link

Free public beta for online Gwent is live
https://www.gog.com/game/gwent_the_witcher_card_game

this was a good choice for breaking in the new pc, the environments look incredible

ciderpress, Friday, 26 May 2017 14:09 (six years ago) link

stealthing and sniping is how I always like my characters to live, have only played the first Witcher which I like just fine but it isn't a patch on any Elder Scrolls game and you totally have to tank along and the alchemy is a huuuuuuuge buzzkill

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 May 2017 14:30 (six years ago) link

this is still fun 15 hours in though the combat kinda sucks relative to the rest of the package. i also haven't had much desire to dig into the crafting or alchemy systems, i've just been leveling up quick attack and the magic signs and playing it as a hack & slash

ciderpress, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 16:23 (six years ago) link

Also replaying this on PC rn

Still as beautiful as the day I married it

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 17:15 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

Is the Complete Edition worth getting over the vanilla (and $20!) version?

Abercromb Metrion Finchos (Leee), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:54 (five years ago) link

what's the price difference? the extra content is very good but the base game is already pretty huge

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:58 (five years ago) link

Looks like it's pretty easy to find CE (new) between $35 and $40.

Abercromb Metrion Finchos (Leee), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:06 (five years ago) link

i'd say if you have the hours to pour into it you can't go too wrong with the CE but i think the 2 expansions were priced at $10 and $20, so you're not going to be enormously punished if you hedge with just the base game

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link

blood and wine is a pretty huge expansion and worth it if youre the type who doesn't burn out on RPGs 50 hours in

ciderpress, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link

personally I ran out of steam before getting there

ciderpress, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:40 (five years ago) link

yeah i still haven't finished blood and wine. hearts of stone was good though.

na (NA), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:00 (five years ago) link

I guess I'm really out of the loop because I've spent two marathon sessions on the game so far even though White Orchard is considered a prologue level. I've barely even scratched the surface of crafting, but that's probably because in still early in the game and I'm missing a lot of key ingredients.

And OMG Gwent, I can see myself easily sinking hours into it.

Abercromb Metrion Finchos (Leee), Sunday, 29 July 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link

Will ILX revoke my Kool Kid's Club Kard if I say that the flood of ?s on the Velen map make me want to skip all those sidequests and get on with the main story?

Abercromb Metrion Finchos (Leee), Monday, 30 July 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link

I mean my god: https://witcher3map.com/v/#2/128.0/111.9

Abercromb Metrion Finchos (Leee), Monday, 30 July 2018 21:08 (five years ago) link

do not try to do every sidequest in witcher 3 you will die

ciderpress, Monday, 30 July 2018 21:28 (five years ago) link

velen is the largest area by far fwiw

ciderpress, Monday, 30 July 2018 21:29 (five years ago) link

i did everything, in the main game at least, and have no regrets

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 July 2018 21:53 (five years ago) link

Roberto r u a ghost?

Abercromb Metrion Finchos (Leee), Monday, 30 July 2018 21:56 (five years ago) link

no comment

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 July 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link

Regarding possible ways to die, I can think of worse ways than Witcher 3 sidequests.

Abercromb Metrion Finchos (Leee), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 18:55 (five years ago) link

it took me 2+ years to finish this game and I found myself forgetting the entire plot when I'd pick it back up..

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

I was a little disappointed after last night's session, because although I'm on the trail of the Bloody Baron's daughter, I did not open any areas with new Gwent players.

Abercromb Metrion Finchos (Leee), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 22:10 (five years ago) link

you should just get the gwent standalone game! i haven't played it but have heard it's pretty good

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 August 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link

xp to jingles good grief

Abercromb Metrion Finchos (Leee), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link

Bloody Baron: I'll never know what bloom would've been the favorite of my miscarried daughter, and the fault lies with me.
Geralt: Wanna play Gwent?
BB: LAY 'EM DOWN, PODNER.

Abercromb Metrion Finchos (Leee), Thursday, 2 August 2018 16:46 (five years ago) link

Not sure I'm actually enjoying this now (level 14), might need to take a break.

Don't care for these characters much TBH.

Abercromb Metrion Finchos (Leee), Monday, 6 August 2018 06:24 (five years ago) link

I think that Geralt's general lack of affect may be why I'm connecting to him, but that doesn't explain why I'm not connecting with other, more colorful/expressive characters.

Abercromb Metrion Finchos (Leee), Monday, 6 August 2018 23:10 (five years ago) link

Is the story supposed to be good or merely good for an open-world RPG? I haven't been impressed, and I'm in Act II now.

Gwent Stefani (Leee), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:28 (five years ago) link


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