A POLL Bizarre ~~~ It's the ILM 80's R&B TRACKS POLL ~~~ RESULTS THREAD!!!

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7. Patrice Rushen - Forget Me Nots
1006 points, 17 votes, 1 number one
https://youtu.be/Amzp7W0RkPA

Also mildly annoyed that Donna Summer only placed once, in the 200s, with a Stock Aitken Waterman production.

― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), jeudi 18 mai 2017 17:29 (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ this

i'm just gonna stop trying to guess what the top 7 are and accept that there have been shocking, devastating failures to place

Forget Me Nots OTM

Wait, 'All Cried Out' didn't make the top 300?!? Where am I!?

"forget me nots": really good but now hugely overrated? *dodges tomatoes*

sexualing healing (crüt) at 8:32 18 May 17

we haven't seen Word Up yet.

Ah, of course! That's the top 7 settled then. Kinda boring, but that's to expected at this point. At least they're all top tunes! In fact, the whole top 10 is nothing less than brilliant. Can't think of any other poll where that was the case.

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"forget me nots": really good but now hugely overrated? *dodges tomatoes*

― dyl, Thursday, May 18, 2017 10:35 AM (ten seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*throws more tomatoes*

Throw one at me!

"forget me nots" did sneak onto my ballot tho :P

i'm just gonna stop trying to guess what the top 7 are and accept that there have been shocking, devastating failures to place

― dyl, Thursday, May 18, 2017 12:35 PM (two minutes ago)

also terrified that there might be no new edition in the entire top 250 :(

― dyl, Thursday, May 18, 2017 10:28 AM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

huge bummer but i can only blame myself here, iirc "if it isn't love" was at the very bottom of my list

There's no way to overrate Forget Me Nots! The bassline and handclaps alone are among the top 3 basslines and handclaps in Western music.

"Forget Me Nots" and all Patrice really = sparkling and clean and flawless

groove of "forget me nots" is unstoppable

Can honestly think of few things more refreshing than a good Patrice groove.

I feel like Janet should have placed more, but I don't think anything will beat "When I Think Of You" here. I prefer "Nasty" and "Miss You Much".

And no Jody Watley :-(

The biggest shockers here from my view are no Sylvester and no Maze.

guessing jody got vote-split to hell. i personally had trouble deciding which of her songs to vote for

no Maze

oh shit! fuck this poll imo

As we're talking about big omissions, I'm disappointed Nona Hendryx didn't place anywhere on the list.

Solo Jody Watley is fine but she's not top 300 of the decade material imo.

speaking of not nearly enough shalamar placed

maze another victim of voters' tendency to overlook 'adult'/quiet stormish stuff that wasn't anita baker or sade (or "moments in love" lol)

xxpost Contrasted with her vocals on, say, 'Second Time Around', her solo stuff sounds so...muted? Restrained? Something.

it is! that's part of the appeal imo

Few songs have the same effect on my favorite old folks as "Before I Let Go."

i saw an entire field of ppl lose it to "before i let go" recently; i'm ashamed to admit that i *forgot* to vote for it, even though i placed "back in stride" really high in my ballot

I'm ashamed it only managed to get onto the lower unranked half of my ballot.

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6. Rufus & Chaka Khan - Ain't Nobody
1031 points, 17 votes, 1 number one
https://youtu.be/ZhU_jZeSy9w

FINALLY!

classic! but didn't have room for it on my ballot lol

My number 1 until a last minute swap out to George Benson because I always have this as number 1 when I make lists that it's eligible for.

I'll take number 6 I guess

should be no. 1

My number 1! Great to see it this high up.

So far nothing's gotten more than 1 #1 placement

I like this better than her version of "I Feel For You". I like "I Know You, I Live You" better than either, but that's not gonna place.

"I Know You" and "wha'cha Gonna Do" both deserved top 50 slots

This should have a couple really xxp

Quiet storm, apart from anything that crossed over to AC radio (or what my mom listened to on most car trips when I was a kid) is a huge blind spot for me. I don't typically love R&B ballads unless the chord changes are really rich - my dream is for someone to make me a playlist of 80s quiet storm stuff with lots of minor 7th and minor 9th chords.

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5. Taana Gardner - Heartbeat
1092 points, 17 votes, 1 number one
https://youtu.be/QjpELZNsTD4

xpost re: Chaka, That one is a pleasant surprise. It unfortunately dropped off the bottom of my ballot, but I'm glad y'all are here to make up for my unfortunate lapses in character.

Aaaaand I don't think I know what the #5 best r&b song of the '80s even is.

Well it's your lucky day then

Yay for Heartbeat! Never dreamed it would place this high, but what a beat, what a groove, what a time to be alive!

The high placement of this is probably my biggest surprise of the whole poll. It deserves to be here.

yes!!

Now you know this don't make no kinda sense!

the part in the middle where everything drops away but the heartbeat gives me chills every time