itt: pictures of dinosaurs gazing haplessly at the arriving meteor

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soref, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 15:56 (two years ago) link

jmm, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 15:57 (two years ago) link

I thought at first that one dinosaur was so horrified it was vomiting blood.

Evan, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 16:12 (two years ago) link

the pictures are all trenchant social commentary whether they mean to be or no

it is always easy to look back and say they should have tapped Michael Bay to go back in time and build an asteroid-killing dinosaur spaceship

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 16:24 (two years ago) link

"Changing Nature" Tom Trbovich Kirk Thatcher July 20, 1994 D365
The family prepares to celebrate the return of the Bunch Beetles, who arrive back on Pangaea every May 14th to eat the rapidly growing Cider Poppies. This year, however, they fail to arrive and it soon emerges that WESAYSO built a wax fruit factory on top of their mating ground and killed the species. Without the Bunch Beetles to eat them, the Cider Poppies quickly begin to overrun the continent. More concerned with bad publicity than any threat to the ecosystem, B.P. Richfield chooses Earl to take care of the problem. Earl, eager to quickly get rid of the poppies instead of looking for a long-term solution, chooses to spray everywhere with defoliant. Although this succeeds in getting rid of the Cider Poppies, it also manages to destroy all plant life on the entire planet. Deciding that rain is needed to bring back the plants, Richfield decides to drop bombs in every volcano, reasoning that the clouds they produce will bring the rain. Instead the volcanoes produce thick black clouds, blocking out the sun and plunging the planet into an ice age. Earl finally realizes what a mistake he made by tampering with nature and taking it for granted, however it is too late. He apologizes to his family for ending the world, but promises that dinosaurs won't just disappear. The Sinclairs agree that they'll remain a family no matter what happens, as the house begins to be buried by snow.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 16:28 (two years ago) link

thread of the year

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 16:30 (two years ago) link

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 16:35 (two years ago) link

quality thread

hope you're doing well mark s

may we never bump glans

i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 17:39 (two years ago) link


Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 17:54 (two years ago) link

a+ thread

marcos, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 17:57 (two years ago) link

didn't know this genre went that deep tbh thank u

marcos, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 17:57 (two years ago) link

Dinosaurs are the new Paul Weller.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 17:57 (two years ago) link

That's almost like a Thomas Kinkade painting of this topic.

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 17:59 (two years ago) link

Pounded in the Butt by the Very Real Possibility That Humans Will Suffer the Same Fate as the Dinosaurs

the baby grew up to be a secessful kid (unregistered), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 18:08 (two years ago) link

thread of the year

― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague)


HONOR THE FYRE (sleeve), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 18:10 (two years ago) link

This is how Jurassic World 2 should end.

jmm, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 18:12 (two years ago) link

Good luck with the heart thing!

StanM, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 18:26 (two years ago) link

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 23:10 (two years ago) link


the baby grew up to be a secessful kid (unregistered), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 23:15 (two years ago) link

oh, already been posted. sorry

soref, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 23:51 (two years ago) link

devvvine, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 23:53 (two years ago) link

soref, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 23:59 (two years ago) link

Neanderthal xp A+

attention vampire (MatthewK), Thursday, 18 May 2017 04:20 (two years ago) link

omg what a wonderful wonderful thread

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 18 May 2017 04:31 (two years ago) link

nickn, Thursday, 18 May 2017 04:36 (two years ago) link

who's the asshole who drew a dimetrodon at the extinction event

i'm already handwavey about these styracosaurus, parasaurolophus etc and then someone shows up with a dimetrodon????? like motherfucker get out of here with this permian period bullshit. what else you got at your fucking meteor party, dumb artist? a stagonlepis? FOH IMO

why ruin a good tradition? (Will M.), Thursday, 18 May 2017 04:46 (two years ago) link

i don't even WANNA know what that ones supposed to be, if it's an apatosaurus i will straight up fight someone

why ruin a good tradition? (Will M.), Thursday, 18 May 2017 04:50 (two years ago) link

xpost Thinkin Baout Things thread

attention vampire (MatthewK), Thursday, 18 May 2017 05:08 (two years ago) link

Thumbs up at this thread.

Good vibes, mark.

the ghost of markers, Thursday, 18 May 2017 05:11 (two years ago) link

god i've seen more versions of this story than anything, our kid always wants to watch dinosaur documentaries on youtube, usually something from Nova or Discovery Channel, and no matter the subject they have to have their own version of this. usually ends with dinosaurs running away, screaming and consumed by fire.

nomar, Thursday, 18 May 2017 05:19 (two years ago) link

loool Neanderthal

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Thursday, 18 May 2017 11:25 (two years ago) link;jpeg_quality=20.jpg

Dinosaurs cannot put aside their differences, even now.

jmm, Thursday, 18 May 2017 12:14 (two years ago) link

wow ok

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 13 April 2019 21:12 (seven months ago) link

wow, just like that new yorker article

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 April 2019 21:46 (seven months ago) link

three weeks pass...

meteor w/o the dinosaurs, world of science having a normal one:

This is what it would look like if the biggest asteroid in the Solar System collided with Earth.

Credit: Discovery Channel

— Wonder of Science (@wonderofscience) May 9, 2019

mark s, Thursday, 9 May 2019 15:02 (six months ago) link

one in the face for the "meh, it was the Deccan mega-eruptions that took out the dinosaurs" crew. Even though that fucker there was obv much bigger than the chicxulub impact.

calzino, Thursday, 9 May 2019 15:07 (six months ago) link

rip big man, heaven needed the planet that invented churros

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 May 2019 15:08 (six months ago) link

if you really want to experience it like the dinosaurs did, you need the simulated audio track. nice work discovery:

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 9 May 2019 15:19 (six months ago) link

one month passes...

The video with the Pink Floyd soundtrack is strangely moving and soothing !

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 28 June 2019 12:55 (four months ago) link

two months pass...

pplains, Monday, 2 September 2019 16:15 (two months ago) link

xp disco inferno killed the dinosaurs?

mookieproof, Monday, 2 September 2019 23:15 (two months ago) link

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