why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Lol mothers day is in March u clowns

https://www.facebook.com/originalmarriagememes/photos/a.1256989254419370.1073741828.1254827934635502/1301134260004869/?type=3&theater

are you a fucking weirdo?

I have a pepper mill that says "we had sex on this table" on the dining room table

we'd need several of those, because we have more than one table

http://i.imgur.com/S3OCQ2O.jpg

Daniel clearly acting out of spite because her parents gave her a boy's name

Tanishq Abraham needs to make his fucking mind up

I have a pepper mill that says "we had sex on this table" on the dining room table

i have a placemat on my dining room table that says 'this pepper mill has been in my ass'

thanks freethought project for digging up the little-known tanishq abraham, the seven-year-old with just 33,000 twitter followers whose name appears in google search results only 89,600 times

and because memes cannot help but feast upon their own

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6AxBXpVMAEDgYw.jpg:large

I have a pepper mill that says "we had sex on this table" on the dining room table

i have a placemat on my dining room table that says 'this pepper mill has been in my ass'

― The Patricia Routledge Meatspin Gif Has Made You Gay (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 08:51 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Blimey, Pepper Mill One-Upmanship!

Actually, can I edit that post?

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18582485_1751902164824845_1932258510093884765_n.jpg?oh=b50bbf0af1d1c9d686db12e8a5cba558&oe=59B4A315

url tag at the bottom suddenly takes this to a v dark place

jesus christ that is awful

stickmen: for when you need to express a platitude in the most infuriatingly faux-naive manner possible

After one gin and tonic, one still feels that badness exists, and one finds it troubling.

Two: badness exists but I am glad it cannot get to me in that moment.

Three: the remoteness of badness is a blessing.

Four: we are all brothers and sisters and we should just hug stuff out.

Five: wheeeee! Everythings are beautiful!

Six: oh holy shit everything is horrible and it needs to all die by fire

poss needs context. it's an awful slummy-mummy blog type account that usually posts 'lol aren't my kids awful' stick men cartoons. This is their non-lol reaction to the terror attacks.

A good run here of sharetrash units which are, not entirely wrong, but questionable, and then when you question them they get even more questionable

know it's against the spirit of the thread, but usually find Hurrah for Gin pretty funny, and not at all represented by the mawkishness above. Her one on World Book Day was pretty spot on as far as the life I'm currently living for example - http://hurrahforgin.com/2017/03/01/topsy-and-tim-the-world-book-day-catastrophe/

wow that's insufferable

that's as if hyperbole and a half had no sense of whimsy or narrative flow and much worse art

5 years of this thread and we still haven't figured out why we're such jerks

it doesn't matter. nothing matters. only the gin.

guys i'm starting to wonder if it's not us who are the real jerks here

https://media.giphy.com/media/EldfH1VJdbrwY/giphy.gif

Milli Vanilli's deaths will not be in vain

also there's nearly 20,000 posts itt, should we maybe think about starting a new one?

I think that was tried but didn't stick? We need a good name for it!

'this is the thread where we discuss matters pertaining to the detrius that accompanies the stupid shit people post on facebook'

yeah there was a new thread that withered on the vine, I imagine loading all posts on this thread would cause serious injury

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A break from the usual image macros. This was an album share - showcasing an artist who creates images of moments in his relationship which tell us what love is.

Love too make cereals

this thread can never be replaced

we're gonna keep it going until it can be classified as a weapon of mass destruction

I'm glad at least one of the images before the break isn't gone

they really do get stuff done

heh, bitches

http://i65.tinypic.com/650olz.jpg

my atm pin is 1221 and i keep getting arrested every time i try to take money out :(

xp Oof that's bad - I really doubt that's true everywhere, so not a good idea to share it as safety advice.

I quite like those cartoons in a way but they're a bit cutesy and get more so the longer you look at them.

In fact wait a minute it can't be true because how wd they know you were typing in your pin backwards unless you told the machine what it was already ...

I just can't imagine the kind of fundamental misunderstanding of How Things In The World Work you'd have to have to believe things like this. And yet I see people I know, people I went to school with who I would assume know better, share these things all the time.

Why not just write, "If you put your PIN in backwards the ATM will spray knockout gas that will disable the thief, so hold your breath really quickly before you type it in!"

I really doubt that's true everywhere

it isn't true anywhere

In fact wait a minute it can't be true because how wd they know you were typing in your pin backwards unless you told the machine what it was already ...

― Never changed username before (cardamon)

Don't they know who you are when you put your card in?

That was a joke, wasn't it?

I can't tell any more . . .

apparently someone suggested this as an actual security measure once and it failed but nonetheless the meme survives

The problem is that crooks would know about it too, so when they saw the money was stuck they might hurt/kill you.