Eurovision 2017

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NED IS NEXT

mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:31 (six years ago) link

As someone said on Twitter, the Netherlands sent all three women from the hair dye boxes.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:33 (six years ago) link

they are sisters so that is handy for the hair dye firm

mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:35 (six years ago) link

Moldova - the return of epic sax guy.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:38 (six years ago) link

Second dancing violinist of the night.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:38 (six years ago) link

(xp) Spoke too soon.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:42 (six years ago) link

moldova's entry is a fuckin banger

The Patricia Routledge Meatspin Gif Has Made You Gay (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:54 (six years ago) link

A Little Schmilsson in Portugal.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:55 (six years ago) link

love the sound of sung Portuguese tbh

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:57 (six years ago) link

2017: year of the miming violinists

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:04 (six years ago) link

Go Compare need to sign the Croatian entry up for their next series of ads.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:05 (six years ago) link

2017: year of the miming violinists

Och no, they're there every year.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:07 (six years ago) link

hungarians and croatians weren't miming

mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:09 (six years ago) link

They're much more prominent this year, often standing right in front of the singer at the end of the song. I'm waiting for the entry where the violinist pops into the picture from the bottom, right up close to the camera.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link

at least they weren't in the semis i wasn't watching just now

mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link

oh green room wonk...
"everybody cheer!" <silence>

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link

Oh god, here we go.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:18 (six years ago) link

Spain easily the worst so far

i know kore-eda (or something), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:19 (six years ago) link

this is the worst
background looks like a Catchphrase question

xp lol

kinder, Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:20 (six years ago) link

Brexit can't come fast enough

kinder, Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:20 (six years ago) link

Spain's entry wasn't good but it wasn't terrible either. But so far nothing has really stood out. It's all a bit X Factor-y and safe.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:22 (six years ago) link

Norway's verses are good but then the chorus is meh

i know kore-eda (or something), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:24 (six years ago) link

hungary and azerbaijan are both good (and nothing like x factor)

mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:25 (six years ago) link

hungary has a fkn gorgeous voice, azerbaijan is a goth menk

mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link

German song co-written by ex-Wimbledon manager, Dave Bassett, it would appear.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link

Germany covering Firework here, didn't know that was allowed

i know kore-eda (or something), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link

lol thought Germany was a titanium rip tbh

nxd, Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link

I liked Belgium a lot.
This Swedish Timberlake is bearable.

willem, Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:59 (six years ago) link

Belgium are often good.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:00 (six years ago) link

where's all the crazy shit? Is it all getting knocked out in the semis these days?

kinder, Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:03 (six years ago) link

there wasn't much this year, perhaps the world has sobered ppl up

mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:08 (six years ago) link

be nice if a song where the singer didn't BELLOW did well

mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:10 (six years ago) link

ie belgium

mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:10 (six years ago) link

tho i am angry at all these CHILDREN

mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:11 (six years ago) link

Belgium, Armenia, Azerbaijan, the rest can gtf.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:15 (six years ago) link

ie belgium

You forgot the simpering hippie from Portugal.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:17 (six years ago) link

Slay queen

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:17 (six years ago) link

I love Ruslana so much.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:18 (six years ago) link

me too

mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link

she validated my entire life's commitment to eurovision

mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:25 (six years ago) link

Onuka!

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:26 (six years ago) link

This is unexpected!

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:26 (six years ago) link

what is this, I enjoy

kinder, Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:27 (six years ago) link

Her song Vidlik from last year was a banger.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:28 (six years ago) link

she validated my entire life's commitment to eurovision

I've never needed any validation, I'm Eurovision till I die.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:29 (six years ago) link

And here it is. xp

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:30 (six years ago) link

This is brilliant

i know kore-eda (or something), Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:31 (six years ago) link

Look away, mark s, it's a bellowing child.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:34 (six years ago) link

Belgium is good! Azerbaijan also ok. Didn't mind UK. Unfortunately, I can see Sweden or Croatia winning. The Croatia and Romania were a little bit batshit, so there's some typical Eurovision.

kraudive, Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:35 (six years ago) link


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