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― nomar, Friday, 12 May 2017 22:08 (six years ago) link
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― nomar, Friday, 12 May 2017 22:09 (six years ago) link
lest we forget idakoos.com -> bizarre auto-generated t-shirts
― horny and dead sons of toil (DJ Mencap), Friday, 12 May 2017 22:32 (six years ago) link
Never overestimate an old man with gout, an enlarged prostate, and an underwater mortgage.
― between the tall buildings are snow-coated alleys (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 13 May 2017 01:52 (six years ago) link
my annoying co-worker keeps sharing memes from "marriage memes" and i want to do violence to her
― assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 13 May 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link
there is no way to pick just one. here: https://www.facebook.com/pg/originalmarriagememes/photos/
― assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 13 May 2017 14:32 (six years ago) link
I am terrible at marriage; it clearly involves lots more arguments about folding towels than I have managed
― kinder, Saturday, 13 May 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link
that is a rich vein of garbage content alright
― The Patricia Routledge Meatspin Gif Has Made You Gay (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:06 (six years ago) link
My story is a bit different:Him: where do you want to eat?ME: I don't care, you choose...and he did...and we ate wherever he chose!....the next time...ME: where do you want to eat?Him: I don't care, you choose..ME: ok...let's go to Applebee's Him: I don't want to drive all the way down there...do you?ME: YES...I knew where it was when I said I wanted to go there!Him: well, I don't want to go there..ME: well then, where do you want to go?Him: I don't care...you chooseTHAT'S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED...
ME: Now I am divorced and I eat where I damned well please!TRUE STORY
― qualx, Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link
^My wife will from time to time do annoying stuff like that, but she has enough sense to see it's annoying when I point it out to her. We are still married.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link
if you can't agree you have to go to applebees that way, no future disagreements because nearly anything is acceptable if it means dodging applebees
― mh, Saturday, 13 May 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link
Overly inclusive Mother's Day posts are grating on me today. I mean I think the sentiment of including people who want to be mothers but can't, people who lost their children etc is very good. But "women who have chosen not to become mothers" IDGI. It's fine to choose not to have kids, but that's not what Mother's Day is for. We might as well also include fathers, men who have chosen not to have kids, little girls who are too young to have kids, etc. Also "women who have difficult relationships with their mothers." JFC! It's called Mothers Day! It's not about you!
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 15 May 2017 01:34 (six years ago) link
I would support Facebook giving you an option to blot out unseen every single post that mentions either of the parent holidays tbh.
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 May 2017 01:55 (six years ago) link
tbh the "history of mother's day" crap is horrible, who gives a shit, just celebrate mothers
if you investigate the true history it's actually about temperance or mothers who lost kids in war or the mother of all wars or something
― mh, Monday, 15 May 2017 02:40 (six years ago) link
http://www.vintagecomputing.com/wp-content/images/shareware/scorch_0_large.png
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 May 2017 02:52 (six years ago) link
holy shit so many hours of my youth encapsulated in that image
― mh, Monday, 15 May 2017 02:54 (six years ago) link
Scorched earth! I loved that game.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 15 May 2017 04:33 (six years ago) link
Y'all should start thinking about ballots for this poll, whenever its time comes: 90s PC Gaming Poll, Episode I: A Question of Vengeance (1990-1994) - NOMINATIONS thread - deadline Nov 15
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 May 2017 05:41 (six years ago) link
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― how's life, Monday, 15 May 2017 18:04 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt88GMJmVk0
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 May 2017 18:06 (six years ago) link
obviously women who don't possess all those characteristics are still beneath contempt tho
― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 May 2017 18:08 (six years ago) link
~~~~EnchantingMinds.net~~~~~
― It's always (sunny successor), Monday, 15 May 2017 19:38 (six years ago) link
Lol mothers day is in March u clowns
― The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 15 May 2017 19:54 (six years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/originalmarriagememes/photos/a.1256989254419370.1073741828.1254827934635502/1301134260004869/?type=3&theater
are you a fucking weirdo?
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 15 May 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link
I have a pepper mill that says "we had sex on this table" on the dining room table
― mh, Monday, 15 May 2017 20:22 (six years ago) link
we'd need several of those, because we have more than one table
― between the tall buildings are snow-coated alleys (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 15 May 2017 20:37 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/S3OCQ2O.jpg
― sexualing healing (crüt), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 00:46 (six years ago) link
Daniel clearly acting out of spite because her parents gave her a boy's name
― Moodles, Tuesday, 16 May 2017 00:52 (six years ago) link
Tanishq Abraham needs to make his fucking mind up
― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 06:10 (six years ago) link
i have a placemat on my dining room table that says 'this pepper mill has been in my ass'
― The Patricia Routledge Meatspin Gif Has Made You Gay (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 08:51 (six years ago) link
thanks freethought project for digging up the little-known tanishq abraham, the seven-year-old with just 33,000 twitter followers whose name appears in google search results only 89,600 times
― The Patricia Routledge Meatspin Gif Has Made You Gay (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 08:54 (six years ago) link
and because memes cannot help but feast upon their own
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6AxBXpVMAEDgYw.jpg:large
― The Patricia Routledge Meatspin Gif Has Made You Gay (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 08:55 (six years ago) link
I have a pepper mill that says "we had sex on this table" on the dining room tablei have a placemat on my dining room table that says 'this pepper mill has been in my ass'― The Patricia Routledge Meatspin Gif Has Made You Gay (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 08:51 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The Patricia Routledge Meatspin Gif Has Made You Gay (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 08:51 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Blimey, Pepper Mill One-Upmanship!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 16 May 2017 10:20 (six years ago) link
Actually, can I edit that post?
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― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 12:59 (six years ago) link
url tag at the bottom suddenly takes this to a v dark place
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 13:00 (six years ago) link
jesus christ that is awful
― 🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 13:01 (six years ago) link
stickmen: for when you need to express a platitude in the most infuriatingly faux-naive manner possible
― 🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 13:04 (six years ago) link
After one gin and tonic, one still feels that badness exists, and one finds it troubling.
Two: badness exists but I am glad it cannot get to me in that moment.
Three: the remoteness of badness is a blessing.
Four: we are all brothers and sisters and we should just hug stuff out.
Five: wheeeee! Everythings are beautiful!
Six: oh holy shit everything is horrible and it needs to all die by fire
― leprechaundriac (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 13:41 (six years ago) link
poss needs context. it's an awful slummy-mummy blog type account that usually posts 'lol aren't my kids awful' stick men cartoons. This is their non-lol reaction to the terror attacks.
― kinder, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:12 (six years ago) link
A good run here of sharetrash units which are, not entirely wrong, but questionable, and then when you question them they get even more questionable
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 22:55 (six years ago) link
know it's against the spirit of the thread, but usually find Hurrah for Gin pretty funny, and not at all represented by the mawkishness above. Her one on World Book Day was pretty spot on as far as the life I'm currently living for example - http://hurrahforgin.com/2017/03/01/topsy-and-tim-the-world-book-day-catastrophe/
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 14:54 (six years ago) link
wow that's insufferable
― mh, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 15:02 (six years ago) link
that's as if hyperbole and a half had no sense of whimsy or narrative flow and much worse art
5 years of this thread and we still haven't figured out why we're such jerks
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 15:03 (six years ago) link
it doesn't matter. nothing matters. only the gin.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link
guys i'm starting to wonder if it's not us who are the real jerks here
― 🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 15:14 (six years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/EldfH1VJdbrwY/giphy.gif
― Neil S, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 15:16 (six years ago) link