Well generally you don't need any extra incentive to murder a dry cleaner.
― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 03:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Imagine. Her taking credit for your big salad.
― aaron d.g., Tuesday, 5 May 2009 04:35 (fifteen years ago) link
roommates and i str8 up dying @ the big salad ep atm
― zone 6 polar bear (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Caught one of my favorite episodes tonight:"As far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken."
― Telephone thing, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 06:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Er, NOTHING more. That's what I get for Googling to get the right phrasing and just ctrl-v'ing without reading it first.
― Telephone thing, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 06:33 (fifteen years ago) link
..and over there son, is Brooklyn. That's where Spike Lee lives.
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 09:45 (fifteen years ago) link
"....Mulva?"
OTM.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 12:51 (fifteen years ago) link
erry: Elaine, see this T-shirts, six years I've had this T-shirts, it's my
best one, I call him...Golden Boy
Elaine: I'm on the phone here.
Jerry: Golden Boy is always the first shirt I wear out of the laundry, here
touch Golden Boy!
Elaine: No thanks. (to the phone)Yeah, Yeah I'll hold.
Jerry: But see look at the collar, see it's fraying. Golden Boy is slowly
dying. Each wash is brings him one step closer, that's what makes
the T-shirts such a tragic figure.
Elaine: Why don't you just let Golden Boy soak in the sink with some
Woolight?
Jerry: No!!! The reason he's iron man is because he goes out there and plays
every game. Wash!!! Spin!!! Rinse!!! Spin!!! You take that away
from him, you break his spirit!
― Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link
lol "this t-shirts".
you get the gist.
― Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link
the entire series, pretty much
I need to start renting Curb Your Enthusiasm DVD sets pronto
― Beatrix Kiddo, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link
the ukraine is weak!
― slow lorax (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:45 (fifteen years ago) link
woah. that's a lot of potatoes
― andrew m., Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Hey could you do me a favour?What?Could yer shut up?
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Golden Boy was funnier to read than to watch
― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Seinfeld Scripts
― SongOfSam, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link
"No, George, I.....am breaking up with you"
"You can't break up with me! I've got hand!"
"And you're gonna need it!"
― Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link
George: Hey.
Jerry: Where have you been? You know, you're on next.
George: I got lost on the way over.
Jerry: Got lost? We went to school here for three years.
George: What are these? (Holds test tubes to his head like antennae) Take me to your leader.
Jerry: Oh my God. You had sex. You had sex with Louise!
George: No, the Portuguese waitress.
Jerry: The Portuguese waitress?
George: I calculated my odds of ever getting together with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.
Katie: George, George, you're on.
George: No, no. I'm not going on.
Jerry: Then what'd you come down here for?
George: To tell you about the Portuguese waitress.
― Krapp's lesser-known First Tape (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link
"You know how the big toe is the captain of the toes, but sometimes the toe next to the big toe gets so big that there's a power struggle and the second toe assumes control of the foot?"
"The coup de toe."
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
the funny part is how he says he used it & the joke fell flat
― autogucci cru (deej), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 00:20 (fifteen years ago) link
well its all funny parts really
what series is the ones that they make the sitcom called Jerry?
― jed_, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Season 4.
― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 00:29 (fifteen years ago) link
cheers jim.
― jed_, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 00:31 (fifteen years ago) link
i knew that straight away because i'm watching season 5 on dvd at the moment and in the box there is the first draft script to "the pilot" "season 4".
― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link
just watched the episode "the masseuse":
KRAMER: You know why Rifkin was a serial killer? Because he was adopted. Just like Son of Sam was adopted. So apparently adoption leads to serial killing.
― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Just got through watching all of it. Great stuff. It's not a line, so it may not count, but I love that bit where Jerry comes home and there's this... LASER of red light coming from Kramer's spyhole, and then he opens the door to this hell induced by the huge red neon chicken sign. I did NOT describe that well.
― James Morrison, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link
JERRY: Explain to me how this baby shower thing works.
ELAINE: What do you wanna know?
JERRY: Well, I mean, does it ever erupt into a drunken orgy of violence?
― James Morrison, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 01:10 (fifteen years ago) link
the one at the car dealership where george thinks the mechanic stole his twix. the way george's frustration slowly builds until by the end he's virtually a frothing lunatic is perfectly timed and acted.
"IT'S A TWIX! THEY'RE AAAAAAALL TWIX! IT WAS A SETUP! A SETUP, I TELL YA!"
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 05:05 (fifteen years ago) link
good episode, when he accuses the bloke of having a dollar bill in his wallet
"You're. Incorrect"
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 08:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Watching the one where Elaine gets bitten by a dog and she attacks Kramer, calling him a "Stupid hipster doofus"!
Kramer turns to George, who is eating pretzels, and asks "May I have one of those, madam" cos he's wearing ladies glasses.
― Adam Bruneau, Thursday, 14 May 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link
haha that's the one where george turns up wearing swimming goggles, and Jerry says something like "so you're tunneling to the centre of the Earth?"
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link
"Gonna need some water here!!"
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link
"It shrinks?"
― the insane Dr. Morbius and his HOOSical steens (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link
"like a frightened turtle!"
― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago) link
when they're trying to find out if the yogurt has fat in or not and jerry gets the results and after kramer asks what the results are and jerry gets right in his face and goes "FAT!"
― man, i love collages (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 23:02 (fifteen years ago) link
"Of course! My... cousin... was in a bubble."
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 14 May 2009 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link
the whole pinky toe story is one of my favorites. especially the cracker jack/prize exchange.
Kramer: Yeah, and after the ambulance left I found the toe. So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice and took off for the hospital.George: You ran!?Kramer: No I jumped on the bus. I told the driver "I got a toe here buddy, step on it!"George: Holy cow!Kramer: Yeah, yeah, then all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay is gonna cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" I said, "Well, I got a little prize for ya, buddy - " <Kramer throws two quick punches and a massive uppercut> - knocked him out cold!
― circa1916, Thursday, 14 May 2009 23:24 (fifteen years ago) link
You kept making the stops??
― Adam Bruneau, Friday, 15 May 2009 00:02 (fifteen years ago) link
It's so weird that they made a backwards episode, I saw it and thought it was kind of pointless at the time. Now it seems pretty damn cool.
― Adam Bruneau, Friday, 15 May 2009 00:03 (fifteen years ago) link
hahahaha yes xp
― the insane Dr. Morbius and his HOOSical steens (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 15 May 2009 00:04 (fifteen years ago) link
― u have a new mistress my friend and her name is little debbie (omar little), Friday, 15 May 2009 00:08 (fifteen years ago) link
I had an idea for a thread inspired by the Dirty Lyrics/Double Entendres you didn't get as a kid, but understand as an adult thread but I'll just put it here:
Seinfeld lines/references that you didn't get as a kid but now understand. I watched the show from a young age and there are often some pretty highbrow/obscure references, but most of the ones I didn't get aren't so highbrow, but rather outdated/NY-based/Jewish stuff that was unknown to me growing up in Northern CA. Por ejemplo:The "hair in my farina" traumatic experience that Jerry remembers freaking out about when they're waiting for the babka (Still not sure exactly what a babka is). I remember thinking it was maybe some dirty reference I didn't get, but Farina is like a Cream of Wheat-type breakfast cereal.I also remember not knowing WTF they were talking about in the Frogger episode-I missed the beginning and I was like "What's a fraga??"
― DJ Mr. Face Stabba, M.D. (Whitey on the Moon), Friday, 15 May 2009 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link
i watched the sponge worthy episode when i was 11, I didn't get it.
― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Friday, 15 May 2009 00:22 (fifteen years ago) link
and understanding about the pill and condoms it really put my head in a wtf position, where and how did a sponge come in to this?
― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Friday, 15 May 2009 00:23 (fifteen years ago) link
^otm. forgot about that one.
― DJ Mr. Face Stabba, M.D. (Whitey on the Moon), Friday, 15 May 2009 00:53 (fifteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babka
"Not to be confused with vodka"
― DJ Mr. Face Stabba, M.D. (Whitey on the Moon), Friday, 15 May 2009 00:56 (fifteen years ago) link
KRAMER: "You know you really shouldn't brush 24 hours before seeing the dentist."
JERRY: "I think that's eat 24 hours before surgery."
KRAMER: "Oh no, you got to eat before surgery, you need your strength."
― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Thursday, 21 May 2009 11:26 (fourteen years ago) link
funny one where George and Jerry are discussing the term 'Manslaughter' and how it sounds too vicious for it's definition. They try and come up with alternative names and Jerry's was "I can't believe it's not murder"
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 21 May 2009 11:54 (fourteen years ago) link