Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

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Checking it out, Stanky Brown's 'Coal Town' did have a bit of Southside Johnny in the sound with the overdubbed horns. Their records are really honed down and got that 70s soft dullness in the production trough and through. You can see the producer or label saying "can you make it softer sounding". I bet they were much better live.

I got to go check out Eddie Drennon and Wireless now to see what they sound like.

earlnash, Saturday, 6 May 2017 03:33 (six years ago) link

I was mistakenly sent the MP3s for a Groundhogs boxed set I never purchased the physical version of - score!

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you must have said to yourself 'thank christ for the boob'

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✓ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 May 2017 05:59 (six years ago) link

kinda mad at myself for mistakenly adding that question mark to the end of "Would You Dance To My Music"

✓ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 May 2017 06:01 (six years ago) link

None of those Groundhog albums belong here. Crosscut Saw would, but only for the cover. "Hogging the Stage" has the title but is excused for a cool cover and, like "Hogs on the Road" being way too late.

everything, Saturday, 6 May 2017 06:45 (six years ago) link

the stanky brown facebook page is a lot of fun. it seems to be run by a number of ex-members.

https://www.facebook.com/TheStankyBrownGroup/

there's this gem:

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14264057_525569300970026_2034445894038059772_n.jpg?oh=cc509b3a4eafdb42072d32c931f40011&oe=597E9EA7

budo jeru, Saturday, 6 May 2017 07:33 (six years ago) link

great stuff, DC

niels, Saturday, 6 May 2017 08:31 (six years ago) link

aw man c'mon! i'll allow that some of those, like "Thank Christ For The Bomb," might just be plain old titles or even cool titles maybe, but really - - - "Scratching The Surface," "Hogwash," all the live "Hog" gags, and "Razor's Edge" with a guitar being dragged across a razor??

✓ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 May 2017 14:33 (six years ago) link

This might have been up already. From 1979, Sea Level, "Long Walk On A Short Pier"

https://www.dustygroove.com/images/products/s/sealevel~~~_longwalko_101b.jpg

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Friday, 19 May 2017 09:51 (six years ago) link

*Bonneville, "Here and Dare" (1978)

https://e.snmc.io/lk/l/l/e57dd82bf3688aebf3c77968b399910c/2291427.jpg

(*can you imagine thinking this would make a good album title?)

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Friday, 19 May 2017 09:54 (six years ago) link

And let's not forget that the band Sea Level was formed by ex-Allman Brothers keyboardist C. ('Chuck') Leavell.

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 20 May 2017 05:28 (six years ago) link

Nothing wrong with the album title but check the cover, complete with phallic guitar case...

http://www.alexgitlin.com/npp/bparrish.jpg

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 09:31 (six years ago) link

Feel like this must have been posted before but 2000 messages is a lot to check.

https://e.snmc.io/lk/f/l/b205f714bd1e155d0f3c19f307ca7227/1581142.jpg

Mud... Jam... Failure... (aldo), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 09:45 (six years ago) link

David Snell, "Harp Transplant". Nice work by the design department too...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rOpmBvx6UQQ/UA_S4q6rtpI/AAAAAAAADp8/gVav29YThlE/s1600/ds+1.JPG

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 May 2017 14:11 (six years ago) link

nice one, I bet Joanna Newsom is bummed she didn't get to that one first

Moodles, Saturday, 27 May 2017 14:20 (six years ago) link

whatever they were going for there it pisses me off

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 27 May 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link

not even going to look up the covers for Birth Control's many other awful titles, including Operation, Rebirth, Backdoor Possibilities, Rock On Brain, Believe In The Pill, and Knock Knock!! Who's There?.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 27 May 2017 17:04 (six years ago) link

"Believe in the Pill" has a foetus in a dustbin, from memory.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 May 2017 17:06 (six years ago) link

Absolutely everything about that band was terrible.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 May 2017 17:07 (six years ago) link

Never heard of these guys, they definitely have some wacky looking records. Their record "Count on Dracula" cover looks like it could have been the prequel to Sabbaths "Born Again".

earlnash, Saturday, 27 May 2017 23:23 (six years ago) link

That's horrifying wow

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 27 May 2017 23:36 (six years ago) link

Holy shit I just looked up their other covers

Unreal

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 27 May 2017 23:38 (six years ago) link

Does Dan Auerbach's new "Waiting on a Song" count?

LimbsKing, Thursday, 1 June 2017 14:33 (six years ago) link

If the album cover is Dan sitting at bus stop made of musical notes

President Keyes, Thursday, 1 June 2017 14:44 (six years ago) link

Infinite Content needs a dishonorable mention in here just for being a lazy as fuck album title

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link

ok so that album is called Everything Now which is even lazier

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:13 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/UTsaEKW.jpg?1

The joke here is that her middle finger's raised a little bit, right? Like when kids hold up three fingers and say "read between the lines."

the evening redness at the injection site (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 4 June 2017 10:21 (six years ago) link

Kursaal Flyers, "Chocs Away!" (1975)

http://skullrecords.de/images/product_images/original_images/kursaal_flyers-chocs_away-lp.jpg

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Monday, 12 June 2017 18:23 (six years ago) link

CAPTAIN PARALYTIC AND THE BROWN ALE COWBOYS - MIKE HARDING

http://media.oxfam.org.uk/images/products/HighStDonated/Zoom/hd_100794803_01.jpg?v=1

André Ryu (Neil S), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:55 (six years ago) link

omg WHAT, why would anybody choose THAT elton john title to... wow. the tracklisting for that is also pure gold btw.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Friday, 23 June 2017 14:03 (six years ago) link

that's dude's a comedian though, with other albums called Flat Dogs and Shaky Pudden, and Foo Foo Shufflewick & Her Exotic Banana

President Keyes, Friday, 23 June 2017 14:13 (six years ago) link

ehhh still counts imho, a great many people who had their own album to do were hoping to get a chuckle out of us. just a bit of fun from those low-stakes, shaggy cut-ups and their easy-going rockin'.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Friday, 23 June 2017 14:21 (six years ago) link

btw re: the Stanky Brown Group brought up slightly upthread:

https://img.discogs.com/2ehC98xyvMLMrjZp_K3Koknpneg=/fit-in/600x603/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2615226-1484583974-4817.jpeg.jpg

If The Lights Don't Get You the Helots Will (1977)

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Friday, 23 June 2017 14:24 (six years ago) link

("Misery Loves The Stanky Brown Group" would have also been good tbh. I just can't imagine being at one of these jokers' concerts and being like, shit yeah, I gotta get in the merch line and take me home a copy of that!)

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Friday, 23 June 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link

Turns out the Oxfam online store is a trove of this stuff. Another "comedy" album

RIOTOUS ASSEMBLY -- BILLY CONNOLLY

http://media.oxfam.org.uk/images/products/HighStDonated/Zoom/hd_100767468_01.jpg?v=1

André Ryu (Neil S), Friday, 23 June 2017 14:47 (six years ago) link

album covers from the 70s done in a claustrophobic style

Max-Headroom-drops-a-deuce-while-shredding (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 23 June 2017 19:09 (six years ago) link

Previously displayed upthread, I spotted I Didn't Know They Still Made Records Like This in the wild:
https://img.discogs.com/Ffz07bv3yKb7KGp1i1EdUUw_Pq0=/fit-in/600x601/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-6349009-1424112499-7145.jpeg.jpg

Confused that there was no artist listed on the spine, I realized is was a label sampler from Warners. Looking it up on Discogs, the whole Warners Lost Leaders series from 1969 to 1980 has a pulse on album naming through the decade. The Big Ball from 1970, with Tull and Family and a whole bunch of GTOs captures the nudge-wink bluster. Troublemakers with Gang of Four and PiL and Devo captures 1980 right down the the hazard stripes on the cover. Supergroup in 1976, Collectus Interruptus in 78, before the dinosaurs are truly under siege from New Wave.

https://www.discogs.com/label/41348-Loss-Leaders

I suppose 1975 is peak Got My Own Album to Do aesthetic.

Mungolian Jerryset (bendy), Sunday, 25 June 2017 21:32 (six years ago) link

Excellent.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Sunday, 25 June 2017 21:36 (six years ago) link

Extra points for The Whole Burbank Catalog riffing on The Whole Earth Catalog.

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 25 June 2017 21:46 (six years ago) link

Got My Own Album to Do aesthetic tracks tightly with the rise and fall of embroidered denim.

Mungolian Jerryset (bendy), Sunday, 25 June 2017 22:19 (six years ago) link

Well done bendy! Yeah I remember it being hard to look that one up... oddly, I also saw it out in the wild again recently, tho it could have been the same copy as I saw the first time...

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 25 June 2017 23:23 (six years ago) link

Looking more at Lost Leaders, and derailing a bit, 1979s Al La Carte really reaches for Roxy Music, but only lands Robert Palmer on the tracklist

https://img.discogs.com/4RfTgHjoziONkVSc81r7gq_5_mI=/fit-in/590x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1854371-1358714900-2780.jpeg.jpg

Though it does confuse al la carte and hors d'oeuvre, in a yawnsomly literal way.

Mungolian Jerryset (bendy), Monday, 26 June 2017 15:51 (six years ago) link

Re: Roxy, I guess Atlantic (sister to Warners & the band's US label at the time) releases were off limits for those sets, and their first two albums (released here on Reprise and Warners, respectively) were too old to merit excerpting.

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 26 June 2017 16:47 (six years ago) link

is that the L.A. hard rock band A La Carte?

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 26 June 2017 18:03 (six years ago) link

Nope, just another Warners sampler.

Mungolian Jerryset (bendy), Monday, 26 June 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link

Since we have an oven chips thread on the go, let's kill two birds with one stone ...

https://mainlynorfolk.info/folk/images/largerec/themanwhoputtheengine_fe065.jpg

... somewhat in the vein of Mike Harding but the guy wrote "January Man", which is one of the greatest songs ever written.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 00:22 (six years ago) link


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