pissing in bottles

in and on actually haha

hello pissboy in the sand

i once took a shit directly into a fast flowing river from a distance of like 2 inches and watched the jobbie float away downstream

just fyi

guy who used to live in my old neighborhood would, while laying in the park at night, flip over to face the opposite direction to people and take a piss, then zip up and flip back over.

bizarrely he appears on the cover of this elton john album:

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0003/641/MI0003641854.jpg

feel like la lechera needs to see this latest revive but am not really comfortable saying 'you should check out the piss bottle thread'

Is this place at my command

Hello pissboy in the dust
Is your bladder about to bust.

Standing on a beach with my junk in my hand, staring at the sea, staring at the sand. I am the pisser.

Jim rivershitting is the high point of this thread imo

When you spend a lot of time outdoors away from buildings and roads, you inescapably will piss in nature when you need to piss. But then, all of nature pisses in nature. It's normal. Piss bottles are a whole 'nother thing entirely.

better late than never

http://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-warehouse-workers-have-to-pee-into-bottles-2018-4