Rather than "ok here goes," I am not a huge fan of the faux-reluctant intros like "Seems like everyone is doing this so I guess I must," or "apparently this is a thing now," or "I'm a sheep, baaa..."
Silence is ALWAYS an option. It's fine if you don't weigh in on everything.
― okey-dokey, gnocchi (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 27 April 2017 19:09 (seven years ago) link
I liked guessing my close irl friends lists who've I'd seen a bunch of said listed concerts with. It seems like basically another form of "guess my fav..." friendship test. I KNOW U LOVE PURPLE AND ALSO WE SAW DISTURBED TOGETHER LOL!
― Frobisher, Saturday, 29 April 2017 00:19 (seven years ago) link
I appreciate the ones where they put in a band you'd think they wouldn't have gone to see
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:33 (seven years ago) link
which is most of the ones i've seen, facebook friends reminiscing about seeing hasil adkins and liberace or whatever. i get why people are annoyed by it but at the same time i'm not, particularly since the whole thing is basically over already.
― increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Saturday, 29 April 2017 15:02 (seven years ago) link
This 'spot the ringer in my concert list' sounds exactly like what used to be called a parlor game, but transposed to a billion member social network.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 29 April 2017 16:53 (seven years ago) link
god damn this gives me hope that crambo may yet come back in style
― increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Saturday, 29 April 2017 18:14 (seven years ago) link
crambo sounds, dare I say it, like fun
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 29 April 2017 18:25 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14725680_1449973008365003_234685131220757352_n.jpg?oh=07e9e26b6de9f2a6afbbbf273bb487be&oe=59BB1CD0
― gnaw on my meat oreo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 19:23 (seven years ago) link
- pol pot
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 2 May 2017 19:26 (seven years ago) link
-marcel marceau
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 23:36 (seven years ago) link
Karl Marx (1818–1883) was a frequent dumb crambo player with his wife and daughters in their North London home.[5]
― Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 01:56 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17190927_1456977534373843_5590931720725571790_n.jpg?oh=138912bac67acbba1ddf559cc00c55b9&oe=59B1B6C7
― assawoman bay (harbl), Friday, 12 May 2017 11:00 (six years ago) link
I was born to kick smug backpackers down the stairs
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Friday, 12 May 2017 11:31 (six years ago) link
so did the woman in the photo just magically appear on a mist-shrouded hillside?
or did she pay the bills provided by, for example, an airline and a tour company in order to get there?
and the money she spent on those bills, did that come from exchanging her time and skills for payment?
― PRESIDENT STEAMPUNK J. BRAINSTEM (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 May 2017 11:35 (six years ago) link
pretty sure the answers involve mater and pater
― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 May 2017 11:41 (six years ago) link
i was being charitable there but aye 'rich parents' was my first thought too tbh
― PRESIDENT STEAMPUNK J. BRAINSTEM (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 May 2017 11:51 (six years ago) link
that's a picture from the reboot of Marvel's Iron Fist
― mh, Friday, 12 May 2017 15:55 (six years ago) link
who had rich parents iirc
case closed
― baby boomer death wave (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 May 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18342065_1942669779338099_4345200965001314173_n.jpg?oh=35b87489328575a8ffa03a0c4fa6552d&oe=59AB142E
― the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Friday, 12 May 2017 19:09 (six years ago) link
This doesn't exactly fit the thread, but Facebook has been sending me this targeted ad
http://i.imgur.com/v4XjIOt.jpg
(I am all three except not *that* old, but really fuck everyone involved in this)
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 12 May 2017 21:55 (six years ago) link
thank you gaytheist god xp
― sleepingbag, Friday, 12 May 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link
i saw one like that but it showed johnny depp wearing the shirt for some reason (???)
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 12 May 2017 22:03 (six years ago) link
xp
wtf that tshirtalso lol at a hipster millenial walking around in it
― kinder, Friday, 12 May 2017 22:04 (six years ago) link
https://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/143334636/views/1,width=300,height=300,appearanceId=2,backgroundColor=E8E8E8,version=1478003241/never-underestimate-an-old-man-beardpng-t-shirts-men-s-t-shirt.jpg
― nomar, Friday, 12 May 2017 22:08 (six years ago) link
https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--zdYYqukR--/t_Preview/b_rgb:262c3a,c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1461855762/production/designs/496021_1.jpg
https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/compositions/1012390406/views/1,width=300,height=300,appearanceId=2,backgroundColor=E8E8E8,version=1473664654/gym-never-underestimate-an-old-man-with-muscles-men-s-premium-t-shirt.jpg
https://img0.etsystatic.com/178/0/12730895/il_340x270.1110453274_cvd7.jpg
― nomar, Friday, 12 May 2017 22:09 (six years ago) link
lest we forget idakoos.com -> bizarre auto-generated t-shirts
― horny and dead sons of toil (DJ Mencap), Friday, 12 May 2017 22:32 (six years ago) link
Never overestimate an old man with gout, an enlarged prostate, and an underwater mortgage.
― between the tall buildings are snow-coated alleys (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 13 May 2017 01:52 (six years ago) link
my annoying co-worker keeps sharing memes from "marriage memes" and i want to do violence to her
― assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 13 May 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link
there is no way to pick just one. here: https://www.facebook.com/pg/originalmarriagememes/photos/
― assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 13 May 2017 14:32 (six years ago) link
I am terrible at marriage; it clearly involves lots more arguments about folding towels than I have managed
― kinder, Saturday, 13 May 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link
that is a rich vein of garbage content alright
― The Patricia Routledge Meatspin Gif Has Made You Gay (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:06 (six years ago) link
My story is a bit different:Him: where do you want to eat?ME: I don't care, you choose...and he did...and we ate wherever he chose!....the next time...ME: where do you want to eat?Him: I don't care, you choose..ME: ok...let's go to Applebee's Him: I don't want to drive all the way down there...do you?ME: YES...I knew where it was when I said I wanted to go there!Him: well, I don't want to go there..ME: well then, where do you want to go?Him: I don't care...you chooseTHAT'S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED...
ME: Now I am divorced and I eat where I damned well please!TRUE STORY
― qualx, Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link
^My wife will from time to time do annoying stuff like that, but she has enough sense to see it's annoying when I point it out to her. We are still married.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link
if you can't agree you have to go to applebees that way, no future disagreements because nearly anything is acceptable if it means dodging applebees
― mh, Saturday, 13 May 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link
Overly inclusive Mother's Day posts are grating on me today. I mean I think the sentiment of including people who want to be mothers but can't, people who lost their children etc is very good. But "women who have chosen not to become mothers" IDGI. It's fine to choose not to have kids, but that's not what Mother's Day is for. We might as well also include fathers, men who have chosen not to have kids, little girls who are too young to have kids, etc. Also "women who have difficult relationships with their mothers." JFC! It's called Mothers Day! It's not about you!
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 15 May 2017 01:34 (six years ago) link
I would support Facebook giving you an option to blot out unseen every single post that mentions either of the parent holidays tbh.
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 May 2017 01:55 (six years ago) link
tbh the "history of mother's day" crap is horrible, who gives a shit, just celebrate mothers
if you investigate the true history it's actually about temperance or mothers who lost kids in war or the mother of all wars or something
― mh, Monday, 15 May 2017 02:40 (six years ago) link
http://www.vintagecomputing.com/wp-content/images/shareware/scorch_0_large.png
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 May 2017 02:52 (six years ago) link
holy shit so many hours of my youth encapsulated in that image
― mh, Monday, 15 May 2017 02:54 (six years ago) link
Scorched earth! I loved that game.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 15 May 2017 04:33 (six years ago) link
Y'all should start thinking about ballots for this poll, whenever its time comes: 90s PC Gaming Poll, Episode I: A Question of Vengeance (1990-1994) - NOMINATIONS thread - deadline Nov 15
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 May 2017 05:41 (six years ago) link
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― how's life, Monday, 15 May 2017 18:04 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt88GMJmVk0
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 May 2017 18:06 (six years ago) link
obviously women who don't possess all those characteristics are still beneath contempt tho
― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 May 2017 18:08 (six years ago) link
~~~~EnchantingMinds.net~~~~~
― It's always (sunny successor), Monday, 15 May 2017 19:38 (six years ago) link
Lol mothers day is in March u clowns
― The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 15 May 2017 19:54 (six years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/originalmarriagememes/photos/a.1256989254419370.1073741828.1254827934635502/1301134260004869/?type=3&theater
are you a fucking weirdo?
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 15 May 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link