The lyrics to "TAISO" by the Yellow Magic Orchestra are actually instructions for defecating in an amazing way
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 00:00 (six years ago) link
One time a while back I was absently humming a tune while I shat and it wasn't until afterwards that I realized the tune was Chuck Mangione's 'Feel So Good'. My subconscious knew what was up.
― Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 00:03 (six years ago) link