The raccoons are beginning to scatter out, to investigate the chinks and fissures in J.'s threadbare vagina. They scamper into crevasses, they stand on their hind legs and pivot easily on their lush, soft, bushy behinds and look about in all directions. I suppose those mountains of sweetmeats and pastries attracted them; their liveliness made it seem that the food either couldn't be consumed or was insubstantial. And now, in the immemorial manner of raccoons, they're beginning to investigate.
― progge went a-courtin' (unregistered), Sunday, 23 April 2017 22:54 (seven years ago) link
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― Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Sunday, 23 April 2017 23:04 (seven years ago) link
r u sayin u would fuck that ^
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 April 2017 23:07 (seven years ago) link
Oh my god how did you dig that up
I miss my Hunter Age 3 t-shirt
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 April 2017 23:20 (seven years ago) link
Thought this revive would be about this: https://twitter.com/rey_z/status/856101892010758145
― emil.y, Monday, 24 April 2017 15:16 (seven years ago) link
Voted Brown Bear. And wait til you hear what i would like to d-
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2019 02:59 (four years ago) link
no hoover no cred
― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 November 2019 03:33 (four years ago) link
Why does fucking an ostrich seem so much more screwed up than any other animal?
― fuck it, we're going to Olive Garden® (Z S), Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:55 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink
Zach is the ginger??
― cryborg (rip van wanko), Thursday, 14 November 2019 04:23 (four years ago) link