Let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-workers

not as funny when you have to re-edit :(

aaaargh, someone is now sneezing repeatedly in a really ineffective and wussy way. GAAAAAAAH!

hmm. the problem really is me, not them, isn't it? gah.

i think i alternate between the two, depending on which day it is. which makes me stupid and annoying, i guess.

Try pulling the handle DOWN before you push the door open YOU ARE BREAKING IT, CANNOT YOU TELL BY THE LOUD SNAP IT KEEPS MAKING WHEN YOU COME RUSHING IN !?

"The one that you obtained delivery and read receipts for?"

"Um..."

"If you get a message that tells you I received and read the email then it means exactly that. I received and read the email."

"I wasn't trying to chase you up about it or anything."

"Good, because it wouldn't have helped your cause."

"Is 4-ish OK?"

He's currently playing Minesweeper, having just booked his car in for a service. If he wasn't my boss' boss I'd tell him to go fuck himself. (Although there's no way he can come out of this meeting tomorrow without looking like a cunt)

Good job I don't have anything better to do than mong about on here otherwise I'd be pissed off by now.

- Phone Asda to complain
- Throw out all the rest of the fruit you bought at the same time
- Never buy fruit from Asda again

that is excellent advice.

it's getting creepier and creepier to watch this guy's hatred metastize -- he hasn't had to deal with all the other people he's complained about over the past year, so now his anger is focused like a laser on this one dude, and it's ugly, and everyone in the office is just watching in horror.

also he has like 150 (ok that's an exaggeration, it's only 15 or so ... ugh, 'only') t*dd mcf*rl*ne figurines of baseball players on his desk, and he and his roommates -- who he also works with, yet he has a picture of the three of them on his desk, even though when one of them isn't in the office they also turn their complaining rays on each other -- go to the toy store almost twice a week in order to stock up on more.

it's getting to the point where i want to say to him, 'you obviously hate working here since all you do is complain, so why don't you just quit and give your space as a full-timer to someone who actually DOES THEIR JOB CORRECTLY?' (there are a couple of part-timers who are really good at their jobs, but who can't get hired on full-time because of budget considerations ... bah.)

i dunno. somehow, i think that these dudes' crappy diet is at least partially to blame. maybe all that white sugar and white flour and bad cheese (you know, the type the cheapo pizza places use) is like turning into papier-mache in their systems, and their bodies are producing excess bile to compensate.

My boss is not so much annoying me as putting me in awe of her mighty piss-taking skills. She's doing a part-time MA (as am I) which takes her out of the office for a day a week. She can't afford to take time off though so she's making up the hours by staying late and skipping lunches etc. EXCEPT SHE'S NOT. She usually leaves before me, goes 'just for a coffee' with everyone else at lunchtime, and uses work time to go shopping and to galleries and to do assignments. And I thought I was being a bit cheeky using the odd quiet minute to read a journal article...

Oh and when I was on holiday she dumped a load of stuff out of her office and into my stationery cupboard which is overfull already. Her shelves are now filled almost entirely with personal books. Meanwhile I don't even have my own desk. Grr.

My response: "Mary, i've had campbells soup before. Yes its pretty good, now if you'll excuse me im eating my fucking lunch."

im el groucho today.

as she sees me eating my grilled chicken salad.."what kind of chicken is that?"

my response "the one with feathers."

Buddhist Woman: "I met your brother when I was down at the printers. He's very like you, even his voice."

Steve: "Yeah, he is. We say a lot of the same things too, so whenever I'm out with him I sort of know how he's going to phrase things and express himself."

Buddhist Woman (perfectly seriously): "Well, you see, you might have known each other in a previous life. You might have made a connection in a previous life."

Me: "Couldn't it just be that they're related to one another?"

Steve: "Errrrrrrrrrrr....."

Hi David

Have you got any plans for the computer I’m on at the moment? I’ll be gone in a month anyway ...

Hi Lucy

I think it will probably remain here at PDU (possession is nine tenths of the law!) as one of the assets of the University.

David

Hi David, you thick bastard, do you really think I'd try to walk off with a computer when my contract ends?

They're drying on paper towels in the office bathroom as we speak.