― sleep, Saturday, 28 April 2007 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 28 April 2007 03:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― JW, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― and what, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― artdamages, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― and what, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 9 May 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 22:17 (sixteen years ago) link
― dmr, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link
― and what, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link
give it fifteen years, you'll hear a newstory about a naked, gibbering Dana Carvey being discovered in the fetal position atop of George Bush's grave, gnawing on his fingernails.
DANA: babble, gah gah, munch... SECURITY GUARD: Mr. Carvey, Mr. Carvey... (gently pulls DANA's hands away from his mouth) SECURITY GUARD: You're just chewing bone now. Come on.
-- Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, March 16, 2005
― and what, Friday, 18 May 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Motherfuckers be tripping, pages 39-41
― nickalicious, Friday, 18 May 2007 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link
On the flipside, I can't help but Imagine a black guy in a Flash Costume whenever I say "Turbonegro"
"My name iz Wally Washington, an' I'm the fastest nigga alive. And this is mah bitch, XS"
-- Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, May 4, 2003
― strongohulkington, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link
oh god
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:12 (sixteen years ago) link
you couldn't even ban custos because he wasn't so much a racist as an imbecile
― strongohulkington, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:15 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.ludickid.com/122503.htm
― gff, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link
omg
― strongohulkington, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link
geoff you are today's winner in the internet archeology sweepstakes
i am today's winner in the being a complete fuckup because i can remember "lord custos's" real name is "william renkin" but not what the birthdays of anyone close to me are contest
― gff, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link
srsly, a line from keats in there? nope. william renkin.
how do you know his name??
― s1ocki, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link
his old email address
― strongohulkington, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:43 (sixteen years ago) link
i remembered his old email i guess. he was in his heydey when i first arrived and was trying to figure this place out so i guess it stuck
xpost
― gff, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link
god that's in poor taste, custos. -- vahid (vahid), Sunday, May 4, 2003 3:32 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
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But its hilarious. -- David Allen, Sunday, May 4, 2003 3:34 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
― gff, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link
And one thing I know is I ain't no suckah, sucka. I been at all this shit longer than mosta your bitch asses. I don't know why you bringing "sexual" into this, I am a 45 year-old straight man with kids. What have I said that is "sexual"? I find this part fascinating.
Yo, moonship, keep it gully!
-- Saxby D. Elder, Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:02 AM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 May 2007 03:56 (sixteen years ago) link
nice abrupt change of tone there with the last sentence.
― s1ocki, Thursday, 24 May 2007 03:57 (sixteen years ago) link
every forksclovetofu post
― and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Cunga
― am0n, Friday, 25 May 2007 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link
KRS-One had the right idea, but he was a bit too crazed. I prefer Michael Franti of the DHH. He's Jello Biafra with a tan!
-- Lord Custos X, Friday, June 14, 2002 12:00 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Monday, 28 May 2007 15:23 (sixteen years ago) link
― s1ocki, Monday, 28 May 2007 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link
the problem is that the definition of "unfit to live" might suddenly change while the purge is going on. First the so-called "cleansers" get rid of the "obvious losers and wastes of vital resources" and then they suddenly add "suspected losers and wastes of vital resources"; and then they start weeding within their own ranks. Eventually, everybody is fair game in the Coming Cull. Like my uncle would've said "hey...if the bad buys can do it to a Jew, they can just as easy do it to you." and so forth.
-- Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, August 8, 2004 2:16 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 04:37 (sixteen years ago) link
wow... where to start
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 04:37 (sixteen years ago) link
the problem with genocide is that it might lead to infighting!!
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 04:38 (sixteen years ago) link
custos is x+1 times better than the "sensitive" new ILE crew
― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 07:36 (sixteen years ago) link
"WHERE'S MAH TIP?"
-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:54 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
"U AIN'T GETTING NO PIZZA 'TIL I GETS MAH TIP!"
-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:59 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
"UM...TIP?"
-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 8:03 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
"LOOK, LAST LADY TOTALLY STIFFED ME...I AIN'T GOIN' HOME TONITE WITHOUT..."
-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 8:04 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
"WAIT...AM I BEING PUNK'D? ASHTON?"
-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 8:05 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link
BAD MOVIE NIGHT 4: WE HEAR DIS PLANE STEALTH IS A BAD MOTHER
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:15 (3 weeks ago) Link
shut yo mouf
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:26 (3 weeks ago) Link
I'm just talkin bout Stealth!
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:27 (3 weeks ago) Link
― and what, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:14 (sixteen years ago) link
bernie mac once made me spit out my coke twice, like, i spit it out but there was still some in my mouth and i was moving to clean it off my hand and then he made another joke and i spit out the rest.
-- ethan, Tuesday, March 19, 2002 1:00 AM
― sanskrit, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:24 (sixteen years ago) link
post on bernie mac tribute thread
― and what, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Big Johnson Attorney's: Our Habeas Will Make You a Corpus
-- strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:54 (55 minutes ago) Link
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 12 July 2007 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link
NEW REPUBLICAN PARTY EMBLEM
The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The Committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.
-- suzy (suzy), Wednesday, February 25, 2004 12:54 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link
from an unrelated nixon thread
destroys the next generation
― s1ocki, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link
picard watch out for them rubbers bro
― latebloomer, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Picard to Earth: Stay Home!
^^^lord custos suggest palestinians be exiled to another planet
― and what, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link
could this thread be the wrongest thread ever from what was originally a decent enough thread idea?
-- Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Wednesday, February 4, 2004 8:19 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link
otm re that thread.
― s1ocki, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link
my most custosian moment: made a joke about slutsky's name and couldn't even look at the board for a month b/c I felt like such a jackass.
― bnw, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link
I remember seeing slutsky's name and thinking "huh, dude thinks he's PRETTY funny".
― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link