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Aki Otskua in a dopey commercial for Corky's Pest Control in San Diego:

http://planqv2.fuckyouanddie.com/images/aki4.gif

tylero (tylero), Saturday, 4 June 2005 03:30 (fifteen years ago) link

wtf?

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 4 June 2005 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link

He's trying to kill the ants that are invading his picnic. With a bat.

tylero (tylero), Sunday, 5 June 2005 15:58 (fifteen years ago) link

because he's a baseball player, geddit?

jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 5 June 2005 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link

i like how the victory auto wreckers ad is "new and improved". same footage of scuzzy guy in tight jeans and members only jacket, but new voiceover and graphics.
i could probably recite the whole lincoln tech ad they used to run. "whether you're overemployed or underemployed, out of work or soon will be, or just looking to turn your career around..."

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...
This doesn't really fit the criteria of the thread, but I was in the Beaumont, TX area last weekend and saw a local car dealership ad featuring Lamar University product Kevin Millar!

boldbury (boldbury), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:10 (fifteen years ago) link

boardsmag.com/screeningroom/search/?q=mets

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:47 (fifteen years ago) link

i always love the ones for Bobs Discount Furniture. Part of my wants to fuck the shit out of that woman who is on there laying on the beds and shit.

Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Haha, there was just one on FSN during the Twins-Yankees game and while I only overheard it the gist was Ron Gardenhire was bitching about how stupid an ump was... for not wearing his seatbelt. Torii (I think) added the tagline "If you don't buckle up, you could be out -- and even ejected." Considering how easy it's come for Gardy to bitch at stupid umpiring, I'm surprised he was so wooden.

Stupornaut (natepatrin), Thursday, 28 July 2005 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link

two words : Foxwoods Leprechauns (on NESN in Boston)

Jenna Snow (jsnow584), Sunday, 31 July 2005 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link

hi there

John (jdahlem), Sunday, 31 July 2005 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...
Big fan of the 'Fanaticos De los Yanquis' commercials advertising the SAP simulcast feature. The camera is set up low and the players aren't trained in prompter reading so you can see their eyes move back and forth along the lines. Plus the player's aren't lit even HALF well, so there's a whole public-access-city-council-vote-for-me feeling about it. Plus the subtitles are in English and not spanish... so... what happens if you have a deaf spaniard who wants to read the pbp of the game, hmmm...?

The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 03:23 (fifteen years ago) link

nine months pass...
Do they have the anti-smoking commercials with the tracheotomy dude and the brain cancers dude in markets besides NYC? Because they revolt and upset me

Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 17 June 2006 02:39 (fourteen years ago) link

silence = death

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 June 2006 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link

the chances of me getting any work done tonight are...REMOTE

W i l l (common_person), Sunday, 18 June 2006 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

tracheotomy dude started out in the Boston market 3 years ago and is apparently so effective that when NYC licensed it they saw 20,000+ extra calls to the anti-smoking line in two weeks ALONE.

but thats not really a baseball thing.

thing thats bugging me and gives extra ammo to the Empire haters are these godawful infoads for Fox News on YES that chew up about a minute. I figured it was unsold ad space until I realized it was a Red Sox game, and thus likely the offspring of some unholy alliance between Steinbrenner and Murdoch.

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Sunday, 18 June 2006 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link

"hi, i'm peter francis geraci..."

otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 19 June 2006 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, man...those red roof inn ads are frickin TERRIBLE!

jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link

"It's the G to the I to the N to the O
Gino Da Pinot, Gina Da Pinot"

[that one goes out to LEEE]

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 19 June 2006 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link

For a second there, I thought it had gone national.

c(''c) (Leee), Monday, 19 June 2006 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.125auto.com/tv_commercial.html

Jonathan Papelbon's commercials for some auto dealership in Plaistow, NH. U&K!

d4niel coh3n (dayan), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link

otto, can you tell me more about your ((bankruptcy))((info))((tapes))?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte and David Carr selling HEB meats.
https://heb.com/aboutHEB/media-OnTheAir.jsp

Very high production values, but they are surreal.

also, the classic Phil Rizzuto spots for The Money Store.

patita (patita), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, man...those red roof inn ads are frickin TERRIBLE!

and yet, that one cracked me up long after it should have brought on the rage

W i l l (common_person), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

FOXWOODS!

The one w/ the traveling poker chip that ends up getting cozy w/ a woman's bosom is almost as punchable as the one w/ the Wizard of Oz folks finding John Pizzarelli behind the curtain.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link

HONEYDEW

we got the world's best coffee!

HONEYDEW

just for you!

we make it right, every day and night, at

HONEYDEW!

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Joe Mauer for Land O' Lakes Grab'n'Go milk takes the prize for woodenness. I hope to hell someone YouTubes it soon; he sounds like George Carlin doing the Bummer Land bit.

Stupornaut (natepatrin), Thursday, 29 June 2006 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...
GAY MAN: "MY WIFE AND I DIDN'T THINK WE COULD AFFORD DENTAL WORK UNTIL WE TRIED SELECT DENTAL."

GAY MAN'S WIFE: "WE SHOULD HAVE DONE IT YEARS AGO!"

Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 10 September 2006 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE LEVY BUT THE LEVY WAS DRY!

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 16 June 2007 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Holy shit Sullivan Tire (BOS)

Andy K, Monday, 23 July 2007 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Are those the ones featuring the wittle girl & Tito Francona, Thespian?

David R., Monday, 23 July 2007 23:41 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Is the Draught Keg commercial this year's Chevy/Mellencamp aural rapefest?

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 22 September 2007 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq6HBUajwlE

the platinum ownership experience is the difference
the lexus platinum dealer network is the only way to achieve it

where have u gone, lexus platinum lady?

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 00:58 (ten years ago) link

Well, I've got to believe that this (or some variation thereof--he's got lots of them) has shown up at least once on a Jays broadcast:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSQVVHyvOZU

clemenza, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:19 (ten years ago) link

please don't show the americans russel oliver.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 04:36 (ten years ago) link

You're in Toronto, right? After the mayoral election, you may be nostalgic for the days when Russell Oliver was our ambassador to the world.

clemenza, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 11:32 (ten years ago) link

holy shit i don't even want to think about it.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 13:59 (ten years ago) link

I don't know if this is the place for this gripe, but I hate how every time a Philly batter gets on base (no idea if other local broadcasts also do this), the announcers say, "Chase Utley is safe and secure at second base. Safe and secure. Metlife."

Mordy, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 14:02 (ten years ago) link

Mets have the same spot

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 16:47 (ten years ago) link

so do sox--it's fucking obnoxious

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 16:49 (ten years ago) link

The window-installer ad with the old ladies on SNY is pretty priceless tho

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 17:04 (ten years ago) link

otoh the 2-minute-long, 2-year-old NY Times ad with all the "hipsters" makes me wamma jump out the window

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 17:07 (ten years ago) link

Architect glasses guy: New York Times editorialists are the best in the world, and there's no debating that.

WAY TO SHUT DOWN DISSENT ASSHOLE

sanskrit, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 17:37 (ten years ago) link

have any of you guys seen the commercial featuring the skeezy foreign-seeming dude who tries to sell you totally bogus sports paraphernalia? and at one point he says, "want minnesota?" and he snaps his fingers and two twins appear, one wearing a "mini" shirt and the other wearing a "soda" shirt, and he says, "twins!"

Mordy, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 00:14 (ten years ago) link

six months pass...

not just local, but these Donald Sutherland Delta spots are starting to irritate me

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 00:55 (nine years ago) link

three years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7DD6R6JrZk

missed u boo

mookieproof, Saturday, 12 April 2014 01:32 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yvDqHyqsuo

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 February 2016 17:25 (four years ago) link

three years pass...

If you were a car dealer in the NY market creating a radio spot for Mets games, why would your script include the phrase "home base"? Maybe let someone who likes baseball read it first?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 May 2019 15:27 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

reds radio broadcast: 'if you reach base 96% of the time, you're in the hall of fame. if you have a 96% customer satisfaction rating, you're guaranteed rate'

wut

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 October 2020 16:46 (one month ago) link


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