post one reason dating the poster above you would rule and one reason it would suck

c: better than max r
d: too young, robbing the cradle

hey dan you've confused deeznuts with me i think

c: lives nearby
d: doesn't leave the dance floor until last call

c: name makes me think of Eazy E
d: name makes me think of Eazy E

a) bro, reminds me of high school, inveterate drunk
b) see (a)

c: doctor-to-be, skilled at mouth to mouth
d: no tits

c: appreciates good BBQ
d: wrong gender

d: wrong gender is lazy

not as lazy as me ripping on max being young but still

I totally cop to all charges of laziness.

c: seems reasonably amusing
d: thinks I'm viral marketing

c: is awesome
d: would probably bum Jeff out

c: we could talk about football
d: might be spoken for, but then again so am i

c: would let me speak for him
d: is a former ilxor but won't say who

c: shared passion for arts administration
d: i would get jealous of the ballerinas

c: foxy, funny, fwow
d: long-distance make me sad face

YOU TWO SHOULD JUST KISS ALREADY

NICE ONE

c: could get me tickets to the ballet
d: lives in Seattle...uh...

I mean it's pretty much going to rain there from now until April, that's not cool.

a) keeper
b) highland dancing lol

a) we could go hiking or mountain climbing together or some shit
b) see above.

c: is a girl
d: defends aaron hz

c: not from ny
d: from la

i thought you were gonna quit on this thread chaki.

its my thread i can do what i want

c: likes Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack
d: I don't think he likes any of the other music I do

c: is cuet
d: I have almost no knowledge of comics

c: excuse to go to US?
d: has wife

c: excuse to visit Australia
d: hates hair metal

Aw :( I dont hate metal generally though!

Oh, OK, maybe I should book a flight then.;)

hi chaki, why did you take this idea from bco?

oh shut it, kentucky. i'm sure they weren't the first to ever do it.

c: knows his shit
d: hyper-critical
(xpost)

whoa what the fuck

we are having fun don't be hyper-critical lol

you are a lot of fun, yes.

c: knows how to get things back on track
d: a/s/l?

and can tell the difference between someone having fun and being "hyper-critical."

to quote um... you, "joeks!!!!!"

shut it yourself then. joeks!!!!

thread DERAILED.

anyway, i am not responsible for anything i say because i was plied with watermelon vodka (THE HORROR!!!)

c: is nice
d: would drink such a thing as "watermelon vodka"

it is like a jolly rancher! anyway, i had no alcohol and she brought it so i drank it.

hi chaki, why did you take this idea from bco?

because it turned into such a clusterfuck there i knew ilx could out cluter the fuck out of it.

i didn't pay attention to the recent revive, it got clusterfucky? awesome.

i'd date chaki if he didn't live in california. and wasn't a guy.

ilx can sooooo outclusterfuck bco

c: seems like lots of fun
d: making jergins jealous

c: sends me postcards of buttz
d: sends me postcards of buttz

who am i kidding, there is no dud in the buttz postcards!!!!

c: hawt
d: me not gay :(