The thread for pasting moronic YouTube comments

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Stop sucking Madlib's dick coz he's black and you're not a gangster, you're a faggot.

forloveoffilm (6 months ago) Show Hide
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I got my first erection looking at a photo of Theda Bara. From that moment on, the 'type' was decided for me. Sadly, when I grew up there were no women who fit that mold.

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The only REAL thing here my fakking American friend, is that I'm Norwegian and can trace my blood back to Erik the Mad in 1070! YOU my friend should shut the FAKK up! You are a FAKKING american - and know NOTHING about Norway and extreme metal! Odin is great! And I call upon you a curse from Valhall! You FAKKING VANNABE Norwegian!
You WILL soon regret what you just said!
annunnemesis (12 hours ago) Show Hide
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I am indian and germanic. And i do not know what the fuck your talking about. I never commented on this band. Learn to read dickhead...
Lureboy (12 hours ago) Show Hide
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But you my fakk, I'm Norwegian and I can trace my blood back to 1070. You are garbage, fakking American! Don't tell me what this music is about? ok? You fakking American FAKK! Shut up! ok?! Odin is Great! And I am his people! FAKK YOU!

"Odin is Great! And I am his people! FAKK YOU!"

\m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/

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This song giving me the goose

odie720706 (2 months ago) -7 Reply | Spam
聽她彈奏完，有種恐怖的感覺。
這首曲子殺氣騰騰，誰知道他彈完站起來之後仍面帶微笑，十足的殺 手樣。
我的意思是真的彈的很棒啦，尤其是結束後鞠躬前的那傾城微笑，彷 彿像是戰勝了十面而來的埋伏，帶著得意的笑容走出戰場。

NamekujiSmash (3 weeks ago) -2 Reply | Spam
dude I don't know what that means but you got 7 thumbs down for it haha

untamedromeo (1 week ago) Show Hide
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Late with this I know, but living on this grey little hopeless island forces us into 2 things : being quite lazy and having a good time. Dont ever invade our island though cause we will fight to the end and we invent loads of shit. Although im Scottish so im British only through circumstance. Uch just ignore all of that.

ziapina (1 day ago) Show Hide
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hip hop is not what it is today

tehpeh (14 hours ago)
looks like a piece of carp

skaterboy0255 (12 hours ago)
you spell like a piece of carp

Can't think of any right now but I remember laughing out loud many times reading the comment sections.

Quality bump!

Q: Would the Excelsior thread be improved if it was all just posts about "hey I read something that made me laugh on some thread or other, but it's gone now"?

hip hop is not what it is today

hahaha wtf does that even mean?

My bf trolls YT now and then when he's bored, I should see if I can find some of his.

haw, i still laugh over "hip hop is not what it is today"

01manchesterunited (13 hours ago)
lets all hail satan the real god of gods!

Necr0Cys2topsY (6 hours ago)
satan and god doesn't exist.

intothevoid92 (1 hour ago)
So do your grammar skills.

Hahaha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbGJy2EHCMQ

man that bass drum is so crisp! that is the penultimate kick drum sound.

hahahahahaaaaa

one of my new faves:

TheMaineStream (1 day ago)
if u dont love steve perry u dont love america

Pet Shop Boys - Domino Dancing (HD)

Ovito85 (2 hours ago)
too bad alot dont know what this song is about

supersebas112233 (16 hours ago)
wow thats an old video its from the eighties. and you can see ricky martin very young at:4:01-4:03 and more times!!

twotoneandy73 (18 hours ago)
theres always a woman at the cause of a mans problems lol

JJLethoF1 (1 day ago)
... this song brought me really intense recordations from my adolescence...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSbvEsynu2M

123Steven1991
reminds me of ma brother dure cunt

scratchmaster101

crap!

evry1sdumseptme

lol

TheEeyoreluver

lol

Justaballer94

Lol that would be funnt if eeyore was like transform!

gokudabomb1

no way!!!
the voice behind Toonami and Optimus Prime!!!
how did i miss that!!!

cardboredlove97 (2 days ago) 0 Reply | Spam
my friends hair is parrallel to her BUTT and she has some issues and her name is Harvicka and she cant cut her hair so thanx for the tip lady

$lipKnight09

they should have a jamaican dude rappin er singin with this er both at once, it has the whateva jamaican drum goin, also should have a more soarin chorus with a wave synth er rain synth er rain stick goin, maybe make more dynamic, maybe toss some indian war whoops er injin sangin not sayin anythin in particular, add some tribal drums, er bongos pitch matched with the mid synth pattern, add a large deep drum on the one and two beats add some wood block er the the plastic ones with higher pitch

Abelyjak

In Poland we say "zajebiste!" that means: so fucky good!

I think that's a good comment!

it's very zajebiste!

Zajebiste, matkojebca!

your name is antsdick, what do you know about anything in the world?

scriv123456 (1 year ago) Show Hide
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this is english pool. you pot the black 8 ball you lose. i should know i am english

BigDave297 (1 year ago) Show Hide
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Nope, if you pot the black on the break, its an re-rack. Rules on Brittsh Pool have changed.

scriv123456 (1 year ago) Show Hide
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is it ok thx for telling me

ok y'all ready for this one

djerryi (3 months ago) Show Hide
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Haha but after Bergtatt there came Nattens Madriga! I think this music is fine to!

bobilla (3 months ago) Show Hide
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too high pitch for me, deffinitively a fuck up. if i listen to that album i have a headache

IvanSorath (3 months ago) Show Hide
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hey nattens Madrigal is fucking awesome

bobilla (3 months ago) Show Hide
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good riffs terrible production, why they abandoned bergatt production is beyond me. i cant listen to something that gives me a headache no matter how good it is

Footballboy50 (3 months ago) Show Hide
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holy shit dude. get a life

bobilla (3 months ago) Show Hide
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nice imput. go play football and eat my shit

Footballboy50 (3 months ago) Show Hide
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first game tomorrow actually. ha no thanks

bobilla (3 months ago) Show Hide
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you must be what 17 yrs old. when i was your age i was thinking about how to kill people. the youth of today is pathetic.

that is actually the single greatest youtube comment ever and you are not allowed to disagree

hork13 (24 minutes ago) +1 Reply | Spam
that was some awesome vibrato, reminscent of Ol' Dirty Bastard

wtf@

JordanSaxmar (4 days ago) -1 Reply
Hi! Please check out the song "Heat" I wrote for Beyonce's new fragrance:

watch?v=NslXIaJNnv0

Enjoy!

bongsession (3 hours ago) Show Hide
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haha ur an idiot, cappuccino* is a type of coffee, cappadonna is the rapper
mtoor102 (13 hours ago) Show Hide
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who the fuck is cappachino? u mean cappadonna
Termanology0 (3 days ago) Show Hide
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wu member rankings. lyrical this is the best rankings.
5. Cappachino
4. Inspectah Deck
3. Raekwon
2. Ghostface Killah
1. GZA

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:D

hahahaha

ugh lawyer was so fake

patrickledford420 @ksbg247 yeh but im sure if heaven exists as in the bible its full of rapist and hell is full of good people i would rather burn than spend eternity with god and rapists

BrianWilsonfan1
1 month ago
somebody help me meet a dreamy girl, i know who she is, she's a celebrity, i think she lives in santa monica, california, i'd really love to sit with her and just listen to this beach boys kinda music and relate to her on this level..............she seems like a real california gal :^)

Shouldn't that be on the Lindsay Lohan thread.

More tragic than moronic, I`d say.

CommanderEyad
5 days ago
She Is amazing and wonderful and attractive And Have Amazing Boobs 

Motherload here on the "Ask Elmo" a question youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ3rjXSsRns

headacherack
6 minutes ago
If you ever get to visit Mexico, do you think they will kidnap you, then rape you, then cut your throat and throw you out in the desert to die? hmmmmm?

hunerman12
1 hour ago
How bigs you dick Elmo

Lixouar
6 hours ago
elmo, do you fuck gay horses on a daily basis?

HasbaraMatata
11 hours ago
Elmo, why did you ruin Sesame Street, robbing the puppets of their psychological quirks, by just being the dumbed-down "cute" one?
Also: Why wont the Jews just leave White nations alone? Why do they have to bankrupt them, corrupt them morally, fill them with foreigners and manipulate the populace into killing Muslims in foreign wars for Israel?

Spartanoffaith
18 hours ago
Elmo, have you ever struck a child in anger?

Lowest kind of scum.

would have preferred to post this into a thread called "hilarious youtube comments" or something because i dont think this is moronic just really funny but i didnt feel like starting a new thread

I USED TO LIKE OLD MUSIC AND ROCK MUSIC AND 80'S SHIT AND STUF. BUT THN I GOT TO 8TH GRADE AND SERIOUSLY DAT SHIT AINT KOO GOTTA BE A G FUK DAT OLD LIFE NIGGA YA FEEL ME LEAVE DAT SHIT BEHIND AND START BEING A G BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

!!!! <3

I love the fact that on many youtube vids where there's a girl dancing around in skimpy clothing, if the face isn't clearly shown for a few seconds, a bunch of insecure Youtubers start posting "THAT'S A GUY" (ie, "THAT PHOTO LOOKS SHOPPED").

roxy knows whats up

I saw a comment on YouTube defending feminism as a "broad based movement". I mean, I guess so but I'm not sure that's the preferred terminology. Would have been my reply if I was foolish enough to ever comment on YouTube.

RANCISCO TORRES
2 years ago

my favorite part is when it starts and when it is about to finish good job

Clearly you have no taste (in Goo Goo Dolls or bagpipes for that matter)