are we gonna have to talk about wiping ass with a duck neck again
― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:43 (seven years ago) link
The answer to that question will never be 'no'.
― Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:53 (seven years ago) link
Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus
― new noise, Friday, 21 April 2017 16:53 (seven years ago) link
Thank u for the gift
― Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:57 (seven years ago) link
if there's not a lootcrate-style service which ships a box of chocolate anuses to you door every month i'll be disappointed
― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:59 (seven years ago) link
poopcrate?
P'arsehole
― Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:02 (seven years ago) link
celebrity anuses sorely missing from that collection
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:02 (seven years ago) link
dear subscriber
due to technical difficulties with our suppliers we will be unable to supply you with brian dennehy-branded anus chocolates as promised. however, we have reached a deal with charles dance and we will be including a selection from our limited-run maggie smith collection as a goodwill gesture
yours in christ,steve anus, ceo
― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:09 (seven years ago) link
FPs for everyone
("FP" = "Flying Penis")
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:20 (seven years ago) link
ah, the kasparov gambit
― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:20 (seven years ago) link
Famous Anus Chocolate Chip
― Neanderthal, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:40 (seven years ago) link
'waiter, there's a fly in my anus'
― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:41 (seven years ago) link
haha
not gonna go there
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:43 (seven years ago) link
fly already went there iirc
― Neanderthal, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:47 (seven years ago) link
https://resizing.flixster.com/EJKlv_AIDa5Fkk2u7ufHzz92TPw=/206x305/v1.bTsxMTIwODM3ODtqOzE3MzY0OzEyMDA7ODMxOzExMDg
― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:47 (seven years ago) link
Well, this thread quickly surpassed over a decade of storied competition to become my favorite of all time.
― Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2017 18:48 (seven years ago) link
(perfectly-formed) British anus
How is perfect British anus formed?
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 21 April 2017 18:51 (seven years ago) link
stiff upper lip iirc
― ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 19:01 (seven years ago) link
tightass
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 21 April 2017 20:14 (seven years ago) link
booty cleaner to thread
― a but (brimstead), Friday, 21 April 2017 20:16 (seven years ago) link
sometimes I like to have a little caviar while I eat the booty
― Neanderthal, Friday, 21 April 2017 20:50 (seven years ago) link
can one of the non-Pato 1p3 mods delete this thread or move it to COGH so i don't have to remove 1p3 from my sna
― flopson, Friday, 21 April 2017 21:03 (seven years ago) link
we'll make sure to booty bump this thread often
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 21 April 2017 21:14 (seven years ago) link
"shitty little donut anus"
― Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Saturday, 22 April 2017 00:09 (seven years ago) link
1st preserved dinosaur butthole is 'perfect' and 'unique,' paleontologist says
― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 04:35 (three years ago) link
Harness the powerDino-butthole
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 04:56 (three years ago) link
growing up we ate Famous Anus cookies
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 05:00 (three years ago) link
Famous Anus Chocolate Chip― Neanderthal, Saturday, April 22, 2017 3:40 AM (four years ago)
― Neanderthal, Saturday, April 22, 2017 3:40 AM (four years ago)
― shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 05:16 (three years ago) link
My brother and I preferred the alternate name, Veinous Anus
― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 05:19 (three years ago) link
I love me a veinous anus.― Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Friday, April 21, 2017 8:18 PM (three years ago)
― Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Friday, April 21, 2017 8:18 PM (three years ago)
― shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 05:48 (three years ago) link
We're all doing very important work here, I feel
― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 05:52 (three years ago) link
Xxxpost lol jfc of course i posted in this thread and made the same goddamn joek years ago ofc
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 06:41 (three years ago) link