Favourite kind of anus?

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I love me a veinous anus.

Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2017 10:18 (four years ago) link

make a wish upon the wish anus

progge went a-courtin' (unregistered), Friday, 21 April 2017 10:25 (four years ago) link

dude u shld not b scrubbing ur anus

shoot up some water up there like a washlet does and u're golden

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:35 (four years ago) link

are we gonna have to talk about wiping ass with a duck neck again

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:43 (four years ago) link

The answer to that question will never be 'no'.

Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:53 (four years ago) link

Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus

new noise, Friday, 21 April 2017 16:53 (four years ago) link

Thank u for the gift

Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:57 (four years ago) link

if there's not a lootcrate-style service which ships a box of chocolate anuses to you door every month i'll be disappointed

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:59 (four years ago) link

poopcrate?

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:59 (four years ago) link

P'arsehole

Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:02 (four years ago) link

celebrity anuses sorely missing from that collection

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:02 (four years ago) link

dear subscriber

due to technical difficulties with our suppliers we will be unable to supply you with brian dennehy-branded anus chocolates as promised. however, we have reached a deal with charles dance and we will be including a selection from our limited-run maggie smith collection as a goodwill gesture

yours in christ,
steve anus, ceo

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:09 (four years ago) link

FPs for everyone

("FP" = "Flying Penis")

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:20 (four years ago) link

ah, the kasparov gambit

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:20 (four years ago) link

Famous Anus Chocolate Chip

Neanderthal, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:40 (four years ago) link

'waiter, there's a fly in my anus'

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:41 (four years ago) link

haha

not gonna go there

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:43 (four years ago) link

fly already went there iirc

Neanderthal, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:47 (four years ago) link

Well, this thread quickly surpassed over a decade of storied competition to become my favorite of all time.

Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2017 18:48 (four years ago) link

(perfectly-formed) British anus

How is perfect British anus formed?

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 21 April 2017 18:51 (four years ago) link

stiff upper lip iirc

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 19:01 (four years ago) link

tightass

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 21 April 2017 20:14 (four years ago) link

booty cleaner to thread

a but (brimstead), Friday, 21 April 2017 20:16 (four years ago) link

sometimes I like to have a little caviar while I eat the booty

Neanderthal, Friday, 21 April 2017 20:50 (four years ago) link

can one of the non-Pato 1p3 mods delete this thread or move it to COGH so i don't have to remove 1p3 from my sna

flopson, Friday, 21 April 2017 21:03 (four years ago) link

we'll make sure to booty bump this thread often

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 21 April 2017 21:14 (four years ago) link

three years pass...

Harness the power
Dino-butthole

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 04:56 (six months ago) link

growing up we ate Famous Anus cookies

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 05:00 (six months ago) link

Famous Anus Chocolate Chip

― Neanderthal, Saturday, April 22, 2017 3:40 AM (four years ago)

shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 05:16 (six months ago) link

My brother and I preferred the alternate name, Veinous Anus

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 05:19 (six months ago) link

I love me a veinous anus.

― Lipbra Geraldoman (Old Lunch), Friday, April 21, 2017 8:18 PM (three years ago)

shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 05:48 (six months ago) link

We're all doing very important work here, I feel

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 05:52 (six months ago) link

Xxxpost lol jfc of course i posted in this thread and made the same goddamn joek years ago ofc

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 06:41 (six months ago) link


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