zing

I mean, it wasn't an especially good zing, because it kind of came out of nowhere (Dan has never said anything that harsh to me, even in person) and wasn't really accurate (unless mentioning to your friends that you wrote something that you thought they might be interested in = self-promotion), but it looks like she was all too eager to support it.

u mad

http://www.northbloomfieldohio.homestead.com/files/beaver.jpg

wow wow wow

i mean everything

UH? someone please break this beef down for me, i am a little slow today

is jaymc kidding or not?

someone got angry for someone posting a zing somebody else made on a thread where people post zings other people make

xpost

ok but i have looked and do not see the zing in question?

dude she totally explained the goofy reason behind reposting it and jaymc is all like crying in his oatmeal about it, plz plz plz be kidding dude otherwise i think you should be banned from ilx entirely and forced to only communicate via emo.

It's lost in the fold, Elmo. Unhide posts.

ok i see it now but hell 2 WEEKS AGO

NO ONE CAN ACTUALLY HAVE A BEEF ABOUT THE ONLY ONES, IT'S THE UNWRITTEN RULE OF THE WEST, GUYS

hey guys what's going on

laurel rules

i was gonna post a zing but this is funnier

that's the law, that's the law, it's the whole of the law

jaymc the zing sees no colors, knows no boundaries, accepts no distinctions. we are all potential givers and receivers of the zing. who among us has not been zinged? you cannot control the zing so much as channel it or suffer through it.

in summary, chill the fuck out.

zing buddhism

kudos

Look, the zing itself bothered me because it was from someone I consider a good friend of mine and a decent human being and I wasn't sure why he felt the way he did, and I've still not gotten a satisfactory answer from him. At the time, most people on the Chicago thread were like, "dude, Dan, wtf?" -- the consensus was that he had definitely crossed a line.

So it sucks to see that Laurel thought that the zing was casually funny enough to repost on the Noise Board -- but not entirely surprising, given that she has a tendency to interpret my (fairly innocuous) words and behavior in a way that has resulted in cruel, judgmental comments (cf. the Chicago thread yesterday and in a private e-mail dated October 24, 2006).

That's some .xls!

and in a private e-mail dated October 24, 2006

C'mon dude. Lighten up. People say stupid shit in emails all the time.

laurel cruels

Dude totally got this:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0072257903.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

(is he joking????)

who hates on laurel?

seriously jaymc, despite the occasional database joke i actually like you okay but this is one of those "hating on peanuts"/"i think burritos are vile" things that makes me write off a human entirely.

who hates on burritos?

ok this beef

http://www.enterstageright.com/archive/articles/0504/050304iraqiprisoners.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-Unit_feuds

laurel = 50
jaymc = Cadillac Tah

http://www.misterkitty.org/shaindle/dramaqn.jpg

This scumbag.They need to sew his eyelids open and make him watch janet reno and rosie odonnel dance naked then executed him

wait, morbius or jaymc?

Tom Cruuise's aliens should probe his anus. Then he would be gay too and a scentist.

No. I had sent out a mass e-mail to most of the Chicago thread trying to gauge whether people were mad at me, as someone had implied to me at a bar. Nearly everyone responded with, "Dude, it's cool, we don't have a problem with you." And I was like, "Okay, cool, that's what I thought." Except for Laurel, who went to great length to criticize me for reacting the way I did.

Why waste precious webspace with this chocolate killer when the angelic Kate Beckinsale is right there in your backyard. I wish she was in my backyard. She has a nice backyard.

wtf

ok this thread

jaymc you just gotta be like this penguin

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Debbie-Gray/Chill-Out-Poster-C12255139.jpeg

HARVEY U HAVE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS PEOPLES COURT LOOSER

(cf. the Chicago thread yesterday and in a private e-mail dated October 24, 2006).

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW LOL YOU SIR ARE RIDICULOUS

curt1s i have mad beef with a facebook message you sent me dated march 3, 2007

A ribeye is a fine piece of meat. Seasoned and chargilled to perfection.

WHEN I SAY "IT'S COMPLICATED" I FUCKING MEAN "IT'S COMPLICATED" OK DUDE

a private facebook message thank u

Damn, Ron should have run not stand there and try karate.

Ally, it's called Gmail. You can look up the date when e-mails were sent.

this is one of those "hating on peanuts"/"i think burritos are vile" things that makes me write off a human entirely.

Well, this is one of those What you do yourself has not much to do with this narrative you publicly project onto others where everyone else is more practical and more knowledgeable and were given a headstart that you didn't get so why should *you* know about the world of objects? I mean, I'm sure it's at least half an act because a person could hardly make his own TOAST if he were really like "why would *I* know about how wheat is ground?" but you still pull that act out all the time. And mostly I'm just really offended that after I took your query seriously against my own better judgement and researched it for you and made it palatable, you admitted in print that you just couldn't be fucked to read it yourself. Fine. Let other people do your work, see how many of them you can keep convincing when you cry "wolf" things that makes me write off a human entirely.