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That Trump-ian baby movie from Dreamworks.

some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Thursday, 30 March 2017 20:49 (three years ago) link

haha I saw chips

a Brazilian professional footballer (wins), Thursday, 30 March 2017 20:50 (three years ago) link

was not good

a Brazilian professional footballer (wins), Thursday, 30 March 2017 20:51 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

Hampstead looks p rancid

Haha so I have a valid NUS card and so I get invited to free preview screenings of films aimed at 19-year-olds, I'm sad enough that I usually go to them and they are nearly always dogshit

Tonight I went to see The House and the place was about 3/4 full. There were flyers on the seats saying "why not head on up to the bar afterwards for an exclusive playthrough of the new Gorillaz album" & also advertising a heavily discounted night owl showing of baby driver. The film, which wasn't great, finished and nobody - not one soul - headed on up to the bar, they all just fucked off. I got a cheap ticket for what's turned out to be a private screening of baby driver (the only circumstance under which I would bother) and am killing time in the pub below. I find this whole experience pretty heartening

blog haus aka the scene raver (wins), Thursday, 29 June 2017 22:29 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

The Battle of the Sexes

the general theme of STUFF (cryptosicko), Thursday, 7 September 2017 15:57 (two years ago) link

yeah, by the Little Miss Sunshine crew no less

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 September 2017 16:03 (two years ago) link


Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Thursday, 7 September 2017 16:36 (two years ago) link

yikes, that Borg-McEnroe movie w/ Shia as Johnny Mac

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 9 September 2017 14:49 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The garbage I am proud to say I avoided/will avoid:

Blade Runner

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 10:25 (two years ago) link

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 14:06 (two years ago) link

Premise [edit]
When Harry Hole

And here I stopped reading.

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 14:11 (two years ago) link

It's okay, it's a Norwegian thing.

Harry Hole (pronounced "Harry HOO-LEH") is the main character in a series of crime novels written by Norwegian author Jo Nesbø.[1]

jmm, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 15:24 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I already wasn't interested in that new Clooney thing, but after the 80th forced ad for it on Spotify this week, I'm now dead set against it.

iCloudius (cryptosicko), Friday, 20 October 2017 17:33 (two years ago) link

all of them

ban hollywood

clouds, Friday, 20 October 2017 21:47 (two years ago) link

The Death of Stalin

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 October 2017 13:25 (two years ago) link

Clouds otm

brimstead, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 23:13 (two years ago) link

Why I felt the need to post that I have no idea. Solidarity!

brimstead, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 23:14 (two years ago) link

i cracked up at the trailer for the snowman. and they actually pronounce 'harry hole' like you'd think it would be pronounced.

Einstein, Bazinga, Sitar (abanana), Friday, 3 November 2017 02:04 (two years ago) link

This review makes it sound like an absolutely hot mess.

iCloudius (cryptosicko), Friday, 3 November 2017 02:26 (two years ago) link

five months pass...

The Guernsey Middle Class Pablum Wankfest And Whoops A Daisy Fuck Off Society I

imago, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 14:48 (two years ago) link

Paddy Considine's Journeyman

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 14:55 (two years ago) link

yeah, avoid journeyman like it's your germy nan

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 14:59 (two years ago) link

Steven Spielberg's Blackhawk

Uppercase (Eric H.), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 15:33 (two years ago) link

OK, maybe not. Just figured someone would say it eventually.

Uppercase (Eric H.), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 15:34 (two years ago) link

I had a free ticket for a preview of that Guernsey thing and couldn't bring myself to attend. I did see funny cow, in which considine is irritating.

Top of the avoidance pile has to be that dames reminiscing in the countryside film, looks pretty insufferable

scotti pruitti (wins), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 15:41 (two years ago) link

Paddy Considine's Journeyman

Him and Shane Meadows are the absolute worst, that sounds like a shit movie or a shit band he's formed with Johnny Marr.

calzino, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 19:57 (two years ago) link

awesome thread for asking "whatever happened with that movie?"

thots and players (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 21:46 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

★★★★’If Nick Hornby had considered structuring High Fidelity like (500) Days of Summer, the outcome might look something like the smart, music-centric British romantic comedy Modern Life Is Rubbish’ The Hollywood Reporter. In cinemas FRIDAY: Book tickets now:

type your stinkin prose off me, ur damned qwerty uiop (wins), Friday, 4 May 2018 06:48 (two years ago) link

If Ebola spread to the most populous cities of the world in a mutated superstrain that literally turned its victims inside out it would almost be as good as Modern Life is Rubbish

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 May 2018 08:24 (two years ago) link

Lean on Pete

Ward Fowler, Friday, 4 May 2018 08:24 (two years ago) link

The Young Karl Marx

xyzzzz__, Friday, 4 May 2018 14:55 (two years ago) link

These are real movies?

incel elgort (cryptosicko), Friday, 4 May 2018 15:18 (two years ago) link

lol yep

I’m seeing young Karl Marx for sure

type your stinkin prose off me, ur damned qwerty uiop (wins), Friday, 4 May 2018 15:20 (two years ago) link

Book Club. I suppose it's testimony to the power of...something...that Hollywood has made a movie featuring actresses of a certain age who AREN'T Meryl Streep. But no thank you.

Polly of the Pre-Codes (, Friday, 11 May 2018 22:35 (two years ago) link

Young Karl Marx is mostly harmless. Raoul Peck seems mostly drawn to the revolutionary-in-exile angle.

Frederik B, Friday, 11 May 2018 22:38 (two years ago) link

Before Death of Stalin today were the shit sandwich trailers for old people get their groove back movies Book Club and Finding Your Feet. (Saved by the Mister Rogers trailer as a lovely chaser.)

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 21:09 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

Via @iamchrishello I give you pure distilled awful

— Paul Duane (@MrPaulDuane) August 29, 2018

devvvine, Thursday, 30 August 2018 10:51 (one year ago) link

that has got to be a joke

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 30 August 2018 10:53 (one year ago) link

we can only hope

devvvine, Thursday, 30 August 2018 10:54 (one year ago) link

oh fuck it isn't. nuke planet from orbit.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 30 August 2018 10:54 (one year ago) link


imago, Thursday, 30 August 2018 11:30 (one year ago) link

TBRR, I only know Sheeran as a subject of mockery on this board, but I don't need to hear a lick of his music to gawp in astonishment @ this concept.

Just eat a hamburger, it'll hit the spot. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 August 2018 12:02 (one year ago) link

Titles? I'm going to guess [Name of main character]-mania.

jmm, Thursday, 30 August 2018 12:09 (one year ago) link

it's got "the fool on the hill" written all over it imho

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 August 2018 12:12 (one year ago) link


Scritti Vanilli - The Word Girl You Know It's True (dog latin), Thursday, 30 August 2018 12:36 (one year ago) link

At great personal cost I once saw the most recent Bridget Jones movie, which has an extended arse-achingly tedious scene where Sheeran plays himself, not being recognised by the main character. It's one of the worst parts of a terrible, terrible film.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 31 August 2018 01:30 (one year ago) link

feel like theres a wave of conversion therapy movies coming out that i am going to Avoid

johnny crunch, Friday, 31 August 2018 02:25 (one year ago) link

The Front Runner

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Monday, 3 September 2018 01:12 (one year ago) link

King of Thieves w/ Michael Caine, Ray Winstone, Uncle Tom Courtenay and all

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 12:35 (one year ago) link

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