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― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 30 March 2017 11:05 (seven years ago) link
unintentional screenname synchronicty there
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 30 March 2017 11:06 (seven years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ode_(poem)
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 1 April 2017 14:18 (seven years ago) link
_______ liked this.My Inappropriate Thoughts shared I'm a vindictive little BITCH's photo.
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17629844_1485387761502527_8294739377769336491_n.jpg?oh=8345539c725ad552a557b855714833f5&oe=594C882E
― how's life, Monday, 3 April 2017 12:50 (seven years ago) link
https://hips.htvapps.com/htv-prod-media.s3.amazonaws.com/ibmig/cms/image/wapt/23978254-23978254.jpg
― jmm, Monday, 3 April 2017 13:00 (seven years ago) link
these colored status updates are the dumbest fucking things
http://i.imgur.com/g3EmOLE.png
― marcos, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 13:33 (seven years ago) link
The worst.
― how's life, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 13:40 (seven years ago) link
Yeah I don't know why people are doing those; it seems to elevate idle banter to meme or quote status. Which is great if your random daily thoughts are in fact profound, but it just looks silly otherwise.
Allergy season has arrived!-Bob Marley
Was it in this thread that someone linked in a blog post about the epistemology of the shitpic?
It was a fairly long discussion about how no one takes a meme seriously if it looks clean. Because it hasn't been copied / cropped / compressed / overwritten, that must mean that no one has liked it enough to steal and rework it yet. So it must not be a very profound thought.
That's what I think of when I see those status updates. You're just saying what you had for breakfast; it's not an epic takedown or universal truth. Maybe if it was all covered with jpg artifact pixels, a bad attempt to clone over someone else's logo, and a stupid faux-copyright mark, THEN people would think it was profound.
Now I want to open a business where I make people's ordinary status updates look like beloved Xerox lore from the early 90s.
― been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 13:59 (seven years ago) link
O found it
https://theawl.com/the-triumphant-rise-of-the-shitpic-e25d8e5af9bc
A pristine-looking meme engenders skepticism — “This can’t be that funny, it hasn’t been imperfectly replicated enough.” But when you see that blurry text, partially cut off by the top of the frame, and a heavily compressed picture of Kermit below… that’s when you know: This is gonna be a good-ass meme.
― been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 14:06 (seven years ago) link
this is also good along similar lines https://medium.com/message/god-tier-facebook-moms-run-the-meme-game-1e56ef0d31ec
― Neil S, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 14:10 (seven years ago) link
I hadn't seen these coloured things before but I saw my first one today:
http://i.imgur.com/YmP23AB.jpg
― heaven parker (anagram), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 11:18 (seven years ago) link
Punch yourself in the face!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 12:08 (seven years ago) link
is what you should tell that person...
http://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16508672_1706365246043978_5951179071054432702_n.jpg%3Foh%3D6238eca79ad54926864b5358a9664258%26oe%3D594C9A69
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:14 (seven years ago) link
http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b8/7f/83/b87f83f74b8e9b03eed26a78c4c0d4da.jpg
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:15 (seven years ago) link
man 13 year old Prince was a savvy investor
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:17 (seven years ago) link
thank god michael jordan became a billionaire shoe mogul, never would've made a name for himself otherwise
― qualx, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:20 (seven years ago) link
was a miracle that Jerry Reinsdorf saw him sitting in that Nike store and said "son, have you ever tried playing ball?", and the rest was history
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:22 (seven years ago) link
imo it is 'punching down' to be making fun of the ppl who make these and you all should be ashamed of yourselves
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:25 (seven years ago) link
did you go into a coma while posting in the Chappelle thread last week and wake up here 5 minutes ago?
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:26 (seven years ago) link
did some research and sourced the meme to george soros
― qualx, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:38 (seven years ago) link
was he in the Beatles
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:39 (seven years ago) link
yes but he's best known for his lucrative partnership with keds
― qualx, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:43 (seven years ago) link
Rubber Sole makes more sense now
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 02:47 (seven years ago) link
imo it is 'punching down' to be making fun of the ppl who make these and you all should be ashamed of yourselves― sleepingbag, Thursday, April 6, 2017 3:25 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― sleepingbag, Thursday, April 6, 2017 3:25 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
needs minion
― why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 6 April 2017 09:31 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/seanboneill/status/849378960567914508
A+
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 6 April 2017 11:22 (seven years ago) link
Good, good
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 6 April 2017 21:44 (seven years ago) link
Sometimes it's punching down, sometimes not. Probably not punching down in so far as the person really means it, bad implications and all, as opposed to just phrasing something reasonable badly
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 6 April 2017 21:46 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/artificaIly/status/734549533766606853
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Friday, 7 April 2017 21:57 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/sEOjyBq.png
― niels, Saturday, 8 April 2017 15:40 (seven years ago) link
haha wow this one is spectacularhttp://i.imgur.com/KgFbj5x.png
― niels, Saturday, 8 April 2017 18:09 (seven years ago) link
+80000 amen's in comment section
yeah but how many ignores?
― Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 April 2017 18:36 (seven years ago) link
Surprising to see Univers there but I can't IGNORE the lack of kerning.
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Sunday, 9 April 2017 03:06 (seven years ago) link
a guy just printed out an email, scanned it, and sent me the scan. i gotta ask if he makes memes
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 April 2017 17:03 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/cp0/e15/q65/p320x320/17522641_1903044239963472_5795335758146495588_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=ed1f45c9b5d99b0c6d24704f0f06f065&oe=5951ABBB
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 14:21 (seven years ago) link
when I was young I thought that life was so logical
― why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 14:36 (seven years ago) link
That dude, however, has no respect. I blame his kid's granddad.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 14:54 (seven years ago) link
Seeing the phrase 'disrespectful little shit' come up a lot in these memes, which you know, the willingness to reflexively describe a child using those terms whilst complaining about the lack of respect in society doth protest too much etc
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:09 (seven years ago) link
https://pics.onsizzle.com/childhoodin8os-before-all-the-pussies-took-over-logical-men-💥💥like-14785897.png
― nomar, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:23 (seven years ago) link
Nah, we never wore helmets in those days
― they used to call them jumpolines until your mom got on one (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:25 (seven years ago) link
that chin strap is the only thing holding that kid's face together
― Moodles, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:26 (seven years ago) link
'Before all the pussies took over' lol klaus thewelheit to threaf
― why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:28 (seven years ago) link
Punch his lights out four times to 'Like'
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:33 (seven years ago) link
Logical Men
― global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:43 (seven years ago) link
He hasn't had a motorcycle accident, those marks are from his father's righteous fist, before all this "spare the rod" squishiness came along
― Bnad, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 17:21 (seven years ago) link
These memes always remind me of the Stewart Lee bit about how his grandmother mixes up political correctness with health and safety. So much rage at common sense safety measures.
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 10:06 (seven years ago) link
evidence suggests that many serial killers suffered traumatic head injury in childhood, so i presume that this kid today has belt made from human ears he harvested himself
― 'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 12:26 (seven years ago) link
Ok, I don't get this at all. What's going on here?
https://www.facebook.com/682329048475716/videos/1513086245399988/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
― how's life, Thursday, 13 April 2017 09:18 (seven years ago) link
My Girlfriend's Husband Fights For Your Freedom
― why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 13 April 2017 10:56 (seven years ago) link