Fighting Baseball for Super Famicom: A League of Fake Americans POLL

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BOB-SON-DUG-NUTT
*CLAP*CLAP*CLAPCLAPCLAP*
(and then the same chant one step higher)
BOB-SON-DUG-NUTT
*CLAP*CLAP*CLAPCLAPCLAP*

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Friday, 24 March 2017 19:35 (two years ago) link

dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt! dwigt!

Karl Malone, Friday, 24 March 2017 19:47 (two years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/LdpRUey.png

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Friday, 24 March 2017 19:48 (two years ago) link

Many players excluded from the majors because of uncorrectable birth certificate typos found a home in Fighting Baseball.

jmm, Friday, 24 March 2017 20:08 (two years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/pzG0iUKm.png

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Friday, 24 March 2017 20:30 (two years ago) link

I've never been shown furcotte.

JimD, Friday, 24 March 2017 21:39 (two years ago) link

She's the sleeper in this poll imho

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Friday, 24 March 2017 22:57 (two years ago) link

bobson dugnutt for me

bomb diggy diggy diggy bomb diggy bomb (jim in vancouver), Friday, 24 March 2017 22:59 (two years ago) link

The SNES version is the first ever baseball video game to include the Atlanta Braves' distinctive Tomahawk Chop theme song, which is actually advertised on the back of the game box.

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Friday, 24 March 2017 22:59 (two years ago) link

ahhh, the tomahawk chop. so...distinctive

Karl Malone, Friday, 24 March 2017 23:41 (two years ago) link

Am i the first? We should definitely Spartacus this shit and confuse the fuck out of everyone not on ILG

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:14 (two years ago) link

I don't think it's fair that you got to be the bobson, though. Now every time you post I'm cracking up. You've got the power - use it for something good.

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:37 (two years ago) link

BON-ZA-LEZ! BON-ZA-LEZ!

the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Saturday, 1 April 2017 01:38 (two years ago) link

there has been at least one MLB player named Glenallen or Mixon

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 April 2017 01:42 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wDrw76ieTs

glenallen hill did this; you can ignore the mixon

mookieproof, Saturday, 1 April 2017 02:24 (two years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 00:01 (two years ago) link

glenallen hill has a cameo in the mitchell report of all places

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 00:23 (two years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 00:01 (two years ago) link

glad to see Sleve McDichael do well

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 00:09 (two years ago) link

best pronounced with a ridiculous french accent

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 00:10 (two years ago) link

No justice for Willie Dustice.

Vernon Locke, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 04:15 (two years ago) link

kind of want a custom dugnutt jersey

k3vin k., Wednesday, 5 April 2017 05:01 (two years ago) link

Dwigt Rortugal underperformed imo

softie (silby), Thursday, 6 April 2017 23:06 (two years ago) link

I would probably pay top dollar to sample dry cured meats named after a lot of these guys

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Friday, 7 April 2017 00:43 (two years ago) link

Can I come?

softie (silby), Friday, 7 April 2017 04:28 (two years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/KSIukMA.jpg

ciderpress, Saturday, 8 April 2017 16:15 (two years ago) link

loooool nice

I almost posted reds pitcher Rookie Davis to this thread but it wasn't quite right (Rooky Daves would be better)

Karl Malone, Saturday, 8 April 2017 16:17 (two years ago) link

Tookie Bavis

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Saturday, 8 April 2017 17:17 (two years ago) link

lol yes

k3vin k., Saturday, 8 April 2017 21:10 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

so via this thread i learned the joys of these fake ballplayer names and introduced them to a programmer friend of mine who built a bot that tweets out procedurally generated dugnutts, please enjoy if you're interested: https://twitter.com/bobsonbot

Clay, Sunday, 6 August 2017 23:06 (two years ago) link

this is rad af

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 6 August 2017 23:13 (two years ago) link

Awesome. Looks like it hit for the cycle on August 4

El Tomboto, Sunday, 6 August 2017 23:27 (two years ago) link

lol at sherwood figgill

this is great

i wonder what would happen if you seeded it with current nhl player names (since some of the fighting baseball roster is a letter or two off from contemporaneous hockey players)

sincerely, Puukka Obuchkin

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 7 August 2017 03:04 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

Belated applause for ulysses’ excellent universe building efforts on this thread

El Tomboto, Sunday, 8 October 2017 02:11 (one year ago) link

btw I died all over again reading through this. We really need to make the dugnutt jerseys happen

El Tomboto, Sunday, 8 October 2017 02:14 (one year ago) link

six months pass...

pic.twitter.com/9nKd6vY67Y

— Cory Byrom (@cdbyrom) April 11, 2018

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 16:12 (one year ago) link

can't believe Mike Truk didn't win this

ciderpress, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 16:21 (one year ago) link

i keep thinking about Karl Dandleton

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 16:29 (one year ago) link

this is the gift that keeps on giving

#TheBeatlesIn5Words Both surviving members are Vegan (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 16:32 (one year ago) link

six months pass...

My wife plays Disney Emoji Blitz (I know), and it has a thing where if you don't have enough Facebook friends to fill out your leaderboard, the spaces get filled with "other random" players. They're very obviously just bot names rather than real users though. Right now she's in the lead, followed closely by Brisket Jimmothy! BRISKET JIMMOTHY!

(I already googled, zero results)

JimD, Friday, 12 October 2018 22:35 (ten months ago) link

Jimmothy Cricket

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, 12 October 2018 22:40 (ten months ago) link

seven months pass...

this list of top tier lacrosse players names is destroying my life right now pic.twitter.com/MQE1BwJ6nY

— intrusive thot (@kittygaga_) May 16, 2019

Clay, Saturday, 18 May 2019 02:42 (three months ago) link

You had me up until “IV Stucker, Sr.”

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 18 May 2019 04:22 (three months ago) link

this followup tweet also worth looking at:

Don't forget the women. https://t.co/vkVlDhEMqe pic.twitter.com/JbaANResLP

— John M. Cunningham (@jmcunning) May 17, 2019

silverfish, Saturday, 18 May 2019 05:11 (three months ago) link

"Lizabanks Campagna"

silverfish, Saturday, 18 May 2019 05:12 (three months ago) link

two months pass...

Not one of the original names, but while I was scanning the synopsis of Cats my brain remembered “Grisdedelda” -> LOL

El Tomboto, Monday, 22 July 2019 00:36 (one month ago) link

this site for whatever reason seems to automatically generate unlimited #s of names like this - put your area code & prefix in the URL

https://tel2na.me/920-973

tag yourself, I'm Charitee Dingfelder

frogbs, Monday, 22 July 2019 17:41 (one month ago) link

Palakika Huckabone

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 02:20 (one month ago) link

Dody Gong

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 02:24 (one month ago) link


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