Executive producer of "Carlito's Way": Ortwin Freyermuth
One-time postmaster of Fanwood, NJ (where I once rented a PO Box): Elvoid A. ChristmasHis wife: Mellie ChristmasTheir children: Nellie, Kevin, Shalonda(Yes)
They must be Mormons, I decided after seeing the Utah Baby Namer page.
― Hideous Lump, Thursday, 23 March 2017 04:13 (seven years ago) link
https://id.linkedin.com/in/jeffrosenberg-tan-14b6b43
Friend's ex-bf: 'B3nny B00g3rs' (not uncommon Belgian name I know). Also user haitch linked me to: http://backpagefootball.com/the-curious-case-of-marco-boogers/21422/
― écorché (S-), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 02:52 (seven years ago) link
Cameron Champ
― imago, Friday, 16 June 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link
Richarlison
― imago, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link
Tiny Kox, the head of the parliament’s socialist delegation, insisted Agramunt’s future would not hamper the investigation.
― Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 09:41 (six years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Kox
― Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 09:52 (six years ago) link
Tiny's pronounced "Tinny" but yeah I've chuckled thinking how his name would be perceived abroad...
― willem, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 14:11 (six years ago) link
Tinny's not that much better, tbh
― rock and roll tucci coo (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 14:32 (six years ago) link
Now, "Woody Cox," that's a name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwXJsWHupg
just popping in to irksomely voice my distaste for bumps of this thread that involve names which are simply scurrilous or which otherwise anglicise humorously. this is abysmal real names. please try to get it.
― imago, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 14:33 (six years ago) link
No wonder no-one posts to this thread anymore.
― Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 15:43 (six years ago) link
Jizz Hornkamp
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 12 January 2018 13:56 (six years ago) link
Corb Lund
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 12 January 2018 22:37 (six years ago) link
counterpoint: jizz hornkamp is good not bad
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 January 2018 23:10 (six years ago) link
At a bank where I worked we had "Shona Dick" in the card files.
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Saturday, 13 January 2018 04:42 (six years ago) link
there is a tennis player called Tennys ffs
― #TeamHailing (imago), Thursday, 18 January 2018 19:02 (six years ago) link
take it to the nominative determinism thread
― grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 18 January 2018 20:02 (six years ago) link
Ant Bacon
― ogmor, Friday, 19 January 2018 13:03 (six years ago) link
Horst Overdick.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 18 February 2018 12:55 (six years ago) link
CMSgt Steve Cum and CMSgt Adam "Troy" McComb payed a special visit to @GerogeMasonUniversity to attend the commencement and graduation of the Air Force Enlisted to Medical Degree program graduates. The graduates' next stop is medical school! pic.twitter.com/glF9fjeZFg— Air Force Medicine (@USAFHealth) May 17, 2018
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:38 (five years ago) link
no
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:50 (five years ago) link
rising London-based cricketer Will Jacks
― imago, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link
Local baptist pastor m@tt lillicr@p
― Elonio Grimesci (wins), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link
Chase Knobbe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joyce_Manor
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link
Jennifer Dypw1ck
Dying rn.
― Hi My father very Rusted Root with me what can I do? (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 July 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link
I encountered the last name 'Titsworth' for the first time yesterday.
― Things To Do For Dinner When You're Dad (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:30 (five years ago) link
Splinter de Mooij
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 13 August 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link
"The US ambassador to Myanmar, Scot Marciel, said the decision was “deeply troubling”. Dan Chugg, Britain’s ambassador to Myanmar, said he was extremely disappointed by the verdict."
― Scottish Country Twerking (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link
I recall a substitute teacher coming through the halls of the primary school I used to work in whose surname was "Bigrigg." It didn't help that she was definitely on the heavyset side of the spectrum.
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 18:58 (five years ago) link
I had a substitute teacher named Suzanne DullMs Dull to us
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 23:29 (five years ago) link
Correction -- she was a student teacher not a sub
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 23:30 (five years ago) link
In catholic grade school, Father Krapfl.
― Briania, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 23:33 (five years ago) link
until last year there was a teacher at my son's school literally named Miss Bootywrong thread tho obv
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 September 2018 08:54 (five years ago) link
lol was she apprentice to Miss Thang?
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 September 2018 15:05 (five years ago) link
Was watching a Truffaut film this afternoon and came across a Philippe Leotard
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0529645/
― koogs, Thursday, 6 September 2018 23:35 (five years ago) link
I was not aware until this morning that 'Hawdon' was a real last name possessed by real and very unfortunate people.
― Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 12:56 (five years ago) link
Buffy WicksJovanka Beckles
― DEATH PUPPET (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 3 November 2018 20:01 (five years ago) link
AND THEY HATE EACH OTHER
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 4 November 2018 01:27 (five years ago) link
Brown Ferguson
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:25 (five years ago) link
^ And it's not a reference to two famous racial segregation cases decided by the Supreme Court? Also weird because Michael Brown was shot & killed in Ferguson, MO.
― Josefa, Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:58 (five years ago) link
gill-ermo del toro
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link
xp. it's a scottish guy, born in 1981, so completely unrelated
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 00:02 (five years ago) link
Brown Ferguson sounds like it should have a really NSFW Urban Dictionary entry
― Dan I., Sunday, 11 November 2018 01:06 (five years ago) link
Delissa Kimmince
― imago, Saturday, 17 November 2018 17:59 (five years ago) link
j0hn cockad@y
― We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 December 2018 14:21 (five years ago) link
Keeps the doctor away, so I hear.
― all lite up and very romatic (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 December 2018 14:30 (five years ago) link
Baroness Garden of Frognal
― my name is leee john, for we are many (NickB), Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link
can some of you pls just start 'prurient real names' already
― imago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link
Josh Groban
― imago, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 17:50 (five years ago) link
Justi*n Sukup (must have been tough in grade school)
― change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 19:14 (five years ago) link