whatchu playing now

I think I might be ready to make the jump to never ever playing anything free again

there's so many amazing things that cost $1-5, why play anything "free"

warlorrds 2 was the shit btw

Because it's free and tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap something has to happen eventually tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

Oh hey I can buy a thing that makes tapping worth 100% more tapping. That'll help the eventual thing that has to happen eventually happen sooner! This is pretty cool for a free game

Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

http://i.imgur.com/7w8wUZj.jpg

I'm not sure what it means anymore

tap

That's totally my soda dungeon on this actual phone btw just sayin

bit city is perfect, pure evil. you have to hand it to them for that, at least. maybe i'm overstating it because i haven't played a clicker game in a while. probably something like cookie clicker. those games were already infamously addictive and made everyone feel bad about themselves and the world. the most satisfying moment of playing any clicker game, without exaggeration, is the moment you delete it. a rush goes through your body. there. it's gone now. the number is zero.

but bit city advances the scope of the addiction. it's set so that you still accrue money when the app isn't open, but a much smaller rate - 10% of the normal rate. so you have more incentive to keep the app open, or adjust the phone settings so that the screen doesn't go to sleep. but don't think you can just leave the phone with the app open while you go on with your life. for one, you'll return every 10 minutes because you can watch a 15-30 second video in exchange for doubling the rate of income. and on top of that, there are cars driving around, and soon planes and boats, that are definitely worth tapping on since they increase your income rate significantly.

but the most evil mechanic is the pension pig, just because introducing an enticing way to extort money from addicts should be illegal or at least regulated in some way. the freemium currency of the game are Bux which can be spent to improve passive rates (lowering the overall construction time of buildings, improving the odds that a plane carrying an extra large coin bonus will appear, etc). importantly, the improvements you buy with bux carries over to the next restart (the game is always enticing you to start over from the beginning by rewarding you with bonus permanent stat increases for doing so. so you want these upgrades for sure if you've decided to give your life to this game. it's 4:30am now. you can get Bux on your own, for free, by tiptapping the screen for hours as your real life shrivels around you. bit city has balanced it perfectly so that you really can, with a meaningful but limited amount of concentration, get bux. lots and lots of bux. but the rate upgrades you want to buy with the bux are generally expensive (though some of them aren't, just so you can get a taste of what is possible). 10 minute has passed, so you watch the 30-second video to get the doublerate bonus passive back again. now the evil partthere's something called the Pension Pig. the Pension Pig is a piggybank that slowly accrues Bux over time, just like everything else in this godforsaken bit city. the longer you play, the more value it builds up. at any point, for $2.99 real life bux, you can break the Pension Piggybank to get all the bit city bux. and like everything else, it's perfectly calibrated so that it really feels like a ton of bux, like the $2.99 could actually be worth it. mine is worth 23,219 bux at this point. $2.99 for 23,219 bux. compare that to the standard exchange rates offered by the non-Pension Pigs (a good softball team name) - $4.99 for 3,500 bux, $9.99 for 10,000 bux, $19.99 for $25,000 bux. so building up the pension pig to $23,219 makes it really enticing to buy right now. think of all the bux! i earned them! where is this place. how long have i lived in the bit city

enticing saloon
enticing icing specialty store saloon

I am loving bit city too but I would

I installed Dots & co (third in the series) yesterday and played until I hated myself enough to delete it. And then for another half-hour.

killed three hours last night on realm grinder before erasing it, good job everyone.

lol so everyone is 100% on mobile games now?

the only games ive ever had on my phone are desert golfing and pixel dungeon, i don't think i 'get' mobile gaming

ime mobile gaming plays dangerously with the fun/compulsion line. the drinking bottom shelf whiskey on the bus straight from the bottle of gaming.

#not all mobile games

the go series (hitman, deus ex) is closer to drinking a fine scotch whisky out of a flask. bit city (and realm grinder, it seems) is like crawling through a dumpster and drinking the dregs of a pair of olde english 40s filtered through a muddy sock

and you know what, with that, i delete bit city. i'm about 4 hours away from finally unlocking the 8th and final city, and i have about 200 prestige points and i never did bust the pension pig (worth > 28,000 bux now) but fuck it, here we go.

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
ooooh yeah

ugh
https://i.imgur.com/HWxDh06.jpg
i need help

this is the only mobile game i play, and i am very serious about it:

http://https%3A//lh6.ggpht.com/webHANNJZ1deYUFXUWcqVdvvYGiT1WImdBZxvRqSG4SlaQTKtm6_KRus4RuRfpV4nuYF%3Dh310

?

http://cdn.appstorm.net/android.appstorm.net/files/2012/08/trapball.png

whenever i look at the app store for a new game, it all looks like retreads of the same 2-3 game types and the same nostalgia-influenced 8-bit graphics. i'm sure there's good stuff out there but i have trouble finding it.

I mean, I am STILL enthralled by Marvel Puzzle Quest so I am not really judging; I just thought there would be an audience to chat about the new Torment and was sort of surprised at how everyone ignored my post.

I'm interested, but I never even got around to Pillars of Eternity or any of the other Kickstarters I funded. Someday!

ours will be a generation of retrogaming retirees bivouacked in capsule hotels, hooked up to joysticks and ivs, poopsocking our way to the ever after.

xxp I haven't played it yet but I'd like to. I did write up a long post about which RPG combat systems are good (bc it seems like the vast majority are just terribly broken) and came up with the Souls games (which are really action-RPG games) and i guess Divinity: Original Sin. most RPGs start out challenging and then get broken by the mid-game.

xp making me use a goddamn dictionary

poopsocking?

i've no experience of the new torment but it looks sweet and i certainly would like to hear how it is

Decided to revisit Battlefield 3, since my new upgrade, after a long time absent. Urgh, kinda wish I hadn't as I slowly realise how addictive these sort of games are.

Also jumped back into Bad Company 2 for a moment, but seems too laggy everywhere and I got fed up of the utterly annoying 'getting shot around the corner' effect.

We could probably use a new iOS games thread. I have like three or four things on my new-ish iPad that I want to check out and report back on

Glad to see poopsocking is still alive and well in the future of mankind

What iOS games
Cause I can't find shit

btw, why didn't anyone TELL me about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4sSjd9UYpM

Exactly

the menus in mlb the show 17 are the worst designed AND slowest i have ever encountered. everything you need to do is at least 3 clicks away, and each click has to go to the server and back, so around 10-15 seconds load time per click

it's like a passive counter game except without all of the satisfaction

Was looking for that short homemade vid of the horrible clipping in MLB the show where the player slides into home and sinks beneath the ground...

finally stopped playing overwatch. finished deus ex mankind divide which was meh. finished Super Hot which was impressive. just got dragon's dogma.

http://i.imgur.com/ypMPhGX.jpg

Thimbleweed Park just came out, by Monkey Island's Ron Gilbert. it looks like a Twin Peaks/X-Files style retro Graphic Adventure. sounds amazing!

yeah that's looks really cool - i'm excited to play it

yeah i've had my eye on that

i'm interested but at the same time kind of put off that it's using the "classic" (action verbs on screen) SCUMM interface

Got through the first few months of Persona 5 and the way they've blown the dungeons out is great. Struck by how politically relevant it is as well, whole thing is just raging at the last two decades of Japanese politics. Not really feeling the main friends though, feels like they've tried to write them more mature and 'real' but so far is failing to evoke teenage awkwardness/lameness the way P4 did so magically.

first few months?! did you play non-stop since yesterday morning???

I was way into Rayman Origins last summer and picked it up again last night, trying to remember why I abandoned it in the first place and...oh yeah, it was all those Dragon's Lair-ish speed run levels that I unlocked and couldn't friggin get through to save my life.

Heh, I had a similar experience with Rayman Origins. That game is still dope though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQfGfGLkg6c

first few months?! did you play non-stop since yesterday morning???

lol fortunately my copy arrived before the weekend, do completely lose track of time with it though.

bought Resogun on sale. ONE MORE GO

I'm playing the Zelda

the Zelda's good