best sex ever vs. best meal ever

Out yacuncha

oh I see, you're a Chocolate Hob-nob kind of person

There's probably the Heston Blumenthal of sex out there, sea-shell with an iPod inside and half-month's-rent to enter and all.

And then the flipside of that, having lived with a gal who was a great cook and worked at Whole Foods (employee discount!), and the homemade meals were, on the right night, as transcendent as anything, and homemade with love.

ok, some people in this thread have obviously had way better sex than i have

i am no longer the true least food-obsessed human

i still don't think it's even close, though

it isnt

i stand by the excellent points i made upthread

food < sex < shitting

I feel aerosmith's posts itt

dlh doing at least two of the big three all wrong imo

put something in my digestive system and my only thought is how quickly it can be gotten out tbh

speaking of, but still slightly off-topic, it would be neat to route a loop of string through the mouth, down the esophagus, through the digestive system, and out the ass, then all the way back again - like a pulley system. then, finally, it would be possible to "eat food" by attaching it to the string, pulling it into the digestive system, then pulling it out whenever you want, either out the back end or through the mouth. could be sexy too

imagine stringing up some pearl onions, or shit kebabs

karl,,,,, thanks

hieronymous nosh

:D

16 people make me feel sad for them but that’s patronizing and it takes all kinds

i got my wish

https://i.imgur.com/zJW5Ywx_d.jpg

16 people make me feel sad for them but that’s patronizing and it takes all kinds

― El Tomboto

if it helps i find the notion of "good sex" literally incomprehensible, it's not a question of "regret" at this point, more like "sure, if you say so dad"

soda gets the fiver

like

i can imagine me eating the best meal ever and its a nice thought, lovely, ill have what hes having type of thing

i can just about imagine me having the best sex ever and no matter the prospective partner in this scenario the fact remains that itll include me and it ruins it rly

Common denominator fella

But also youve given yr guy a rest which is all well and good

Do the same with this subject srsly

As specific as my fantasies get, I can’t actually imagine having any real life sex be as memorable as, say, frying and eating an egg.

I find ppl who are really into sex slightly less tedious than ppl who are really into weed. It’s like, okay, chill already, we’ve all heard of both sex and weed.

It pleases me that if asked two years ago I would have chosen “meal”, but not now.

would have said sex no contest til I tried nashville hot chicken pringles

Attaboy

Also ppl i know who are super into sex are p low key abt it

Not sure what infidels youre hanging w silbs

That attaboy was to ma77ykin5 obvs

i've reversed my opinion on this

a really great meal is super fun but it doesn't give me the same high as after really great sex

Distressing discovery: what would have been a really great self-indulgent meal just a couple of years ago now tends to just leave me bloated and disgusted. It's probably a function of age.

That is terrible news. Anytime something you love isn't fun anymore, yes, probably age, but maybe the silver lining is there's something else out there that you'll be able to enjoy now you're seasoned enough.

i like almost everything better than food