While in prison, Meiwes has since become a vegetarian.
<3
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 20 March 2017 20:49 (seven years ago) link
best Rich Tea vs best Chocolate Digestive
― well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Monday, 20 March 2017 20:51 (seven years ago) link
Out yacuncha
― The night before all about day (darraghmac), Monday, 20 March 2017 21:05 (seven years ago) link
oh I see, you're a Chocolate Hob-nob kind of person
― well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Monday, 20 March 2017 21:08 (seven years ago) link
There's probably the Heston Blumenthal of sex out there, sea-shell with an iPod inside and half-month's-rent to enter and all.
― ... (Eazy), Sunday, 1 July 2018 15:06 (five years ago) link
And then the flipside of that, having lived with a gal who was a great cook and worked at Whole Foods (employee discount!), and the homemade meals were, on the right night, as transcendent as anything, and homemade with love.
― ... (Eazy), Sunday, 1 July 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link
ok, some people in this thread have obviously had way better sex than i have
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Sunday, 1 July 2018 15:57 (five years ago) link
i am no longer the true least food-obsessed human
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link
i still don't think it's even close, though
it isnt
i stand by the excellent points i made upthread
― the last famous poster you were surprised to discover was actually (darraghmac), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link
food < sex < shitting
― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link
I feel aerosmith's posts itt
― k3vin k., Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link
dlh doing at least two of the big three all wrong imo
― the last famous poster you were surprised to discover was actually (darraghmac), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link
put something in my digestive system and my only thought is how quickly it can be gotten out tbh
― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link
speaking of, but still slightly off-topic, it would be neat to route a loop of string through the mouth, down the esophagus, through the digestive system, and out the ass, then all the way back again - like a pulley system. then, finally, it would be possible to "eat food" by attaching it to the string, pulling it into the digestive system, then pulling it out whenever you want, either out the back end or through the mouth. could be sexy too
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:31 (five years ago) link
imagine stringing up some pearl onions, or shit kebabs
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link
karl,,,,, thanks
― k3vin k., Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link
hieronymous nosh
― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link
:D
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link
16 people make me feel sad for them but that’s patronizing and it takes all kinds
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:44 (five years ago) link
i got my wish
― the last famous poster you were surprised to discover was actually (darraghmac), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:45 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/zJW5Ywx_d.jpg
― rb (soda), Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:58 (five years ago) link
― El Tomboto
if it helps i find the notion of "good sex" literally incomprehensible, it's not a question of "regret" at this point, more like "sure, if you say so dad"
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Sunday, 1 July 2018 17:03 (five years ago) link
soda gets the fiver
― the last famous poster you were surprised to discover was actually (darraghmac), Sunday, 1 July 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link
like
i can imagine me eating the best meal ever and its a nice thought, lovely, ill have what hes having type of thing
i can just about imagine me having the best sex ever and no matter the prospective partner in this scenario the fact remains that itll include me and it ruins it rly
― NAGL usa (darraghmac), Saturday, 15 September 2018 23:46 (five years ago) link
Common denominator fellaBut also youve given yr guy a rest which is all well and goodDo the same with this subject srsly
― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 16 September 2018 03:42 (five years ago) link
As specific as my fantasies get, I can’t actually imagine having any real life sex be as memorable as, say, frying and eating an egg.
― faculty w1fe (silby), Sunday, 16 September 2018 04:09 (five years ago) link
I find ppl who are really into sex slightly less tedious than ppl who are really into weed. It’s like, okay, chill already, we’ve all heard of both sex and weed.
― faculty w1fe (silby), Sunday, 16 September 2018 04:10 (five years ago) link
It pleases me that if asked two years ago I would have chosen “meal”, but not now.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 16 September 2018 04:12 (five years ago) link
would have said sex no contest til I tried nashville hot chicken pringles
― rip van wanko, Sunday, 16 September 2018 04:24 (five years ago) link
AttaboyAlso ppl i know who are super into sex are p low key abt itNot sure what infidels youre hanging w silbs
― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 16 September 2018 04:24 (five years ago) link
That attaboy was to ma77ykin5 obvs
― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 16 September 2018 04:25 (five years ago) link
i've reversed my opinion on this
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 16 September 2018 05:00 (five years ago) link
a really great meal is super fun but it doesn't give me the same high as after really great sex
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 16 September 2018 05:01 (five years ago) link
Distressing discovery: what would have been a really great self-indulgent meal just a couple of years ago now tends to just leave me bloated and disgusted. It's probably a function of age.
― Accattony! Accattoni! Accattoné! (j.lu), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:16 (five years ago) link
That is terrible news. Anytime something you love isn't fun anymore, yes, probably age, but maybe the silver lining is there's something else out there that you'll be able to enjoy now you're seasoned enough.
― El Tomboto, Friday, 21 September 2018 03:46 (five years ago) link
i like almost everything better than food
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 September 2018 07:09 (five years ago) link