Chicago: Become Familiar with its Distinctive Neighborhoods

I ate 4.5 jumbonormous King Crab Legs Last Night! Plus I put away all my Side Items. YURRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..........NOOMNOMONOMNOMNOM

do you play guitar with that hand, nick?

i play guitar with both hands

ha ha, but the burns were on my fretting hand, which sucks, but fortunately the worse burn is on my thumb, which doesn't really do much for fretting. my index finger is also burnt but not as bad and not on the tip, which is the important part. actually, guitar-playing callus may have protected the index tip a little.

though i tried to play just now and barre chords kind of suck, since i use my index finger as the barre for those. it hurt. might have to reconfigure my playing a little, at least for practice tonight

Would it hurt as much if you wore your fingerless mittens?

Since they would cover the lower part of your finger?

i play guitar with both hands

that was my joek

oh i thought you were genuinely interested in my well-being

:)

suck it up, dude

rock 'n roll

YYYYYAAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

i am posting to say that i am here.

I am posting for the same reason as Jesse is posting.

posto, ergo sum.

rather, postamos, ergo somos.

is that how latin works?

i just fought a battle with a stapler and i triumped over that shitbag

oops
triumphed

someone should start a pants company called Triumpants,

Triumpants: They're For Winners

lol shitbag

I can't believe Dan has never heard me or others use the term shitbag.

Of course I have, dingbat, I just appreciate A's usage of the term.

I know... it has the slight connotation of Amanda being a gritty street cop who's seen its type before.

Wait wait wait, my mind is reeling. Colette, how do you know Liz K0sz@r3k nee B3@v3r?

In an email conversation you, Dan, said "Shitbag is new to me" or something simular.

Don't front.

Jesse how many times have I asked you please not to discuss private emails here?

you guys i am totally a gritty street cop and i have seen perps like this sonofabitch stapler

in other news i am hungry because i know nothing of these "office treats" :(

I just ated cookies. I want lunch. Hot, hot lunch.

Guys, I'm a dating machine. That fucking awful 5 year dry spell is over. New Orleans cured me, apparently.

Find me a girlfriend while you're at it.

http://www.mobipocket.com/eBooks/cover_remote/ID129/medium/MOBIunderstandingwomen.jpg

http://physics.kenyon.edu/EarlyApparatus/Mechanics/Atwoods_Machine/Garland95a.JPG

http://iskwew.com/Bloggbilder/Diverse/typisk_match%20q500.png

I don't get that last image.

I <3 my Managing Editor. We're currently discussing the merits of "get my poop in a group" v. "get my shit together" via IM.

it is a graph, most likely produced by a dating machine

i guess that beats "get my dung hung"

Ooooh I'll have to get her take on that one, too.

i'm cold. our hvac is going to be replaced tomorrow. for today no heat. or a/c.

[insert first verse]

Chorus:
Would it hurt as much if you wore your fingerless mittens?
Would it hurt as much if you wore your fingerless mittens?

[insert second verse]

Repeat Chorus

Too bad about that a/c, Jesse.

ha ha

it is snowing again

big fat flakes this time

maybe i should go play in the snow

(ie scrape off our car)

You might as well wait a little later, right?

So one of my coworkers just sent me an email with about 20 attachments and asked me to print them all out for her, which I did. Then I noticed that the email she forwarded said "Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail." Oh well!

i dropped my ipod in a snow bank last night! spent five minutes digging around w/bare hands trying to find it.