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shakes i think you'll find that biggie was a pretty good rapper but i personally like his R&B singing a bit better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHcc6mv2KLc

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 March 2017 16:40 (seven years ago) link

i am definitely a bad boy hater. seeing "featuring puff daddy" on something is as bad as seeing "featuring krs-one" or "featuring jello biafra" on something. but i can dig why people dig biggie. or tupac for that matter. not my style is all. reading something about how good biggie was is kinda like reading about how good ella fitzgerald was. just a snooze to me. i think big l was my biggie. r.i.p. big l. that's the 90's new york i love to listen to. big l, lord finesse, diamond d, showbiz & a.g. oh loads of people. d.i.t.c. people. (i've been listening to that group home album like a maniac lately. i love that thing. kinda my fave premier thing. no guru. oops. don't hate me. r.i.p. guru...)

scott seward, Thursday, 9 March 2017 17:03 (seven years ago) link

Biggie was that exact same school of rapping tho, Diddy just laced him with glossier beats

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 9 March 2017 17:30 (seven years ago) link

I dunno, Biggie always had a conceptual bent those metaphor-crazed / battle rap DITC guys never had. Even from the beginning, Biggie was writing entire rhymes about the R&B divas he wanted to bone and sht. That would have been like one line in a Lord Finesse verse

I guess show and Ag are the outlier, because of "T.R.O.Y." and stuff, but AG is no one on Earth's favorite MC

Wimmels, Thursday, 9 March 2017 18:24 (seven years ago) link

well, yeah, it is partially an aesthetic thing. musically. i probably have the same problem with dash/roc-a-fella too. i would have to go back and listen to really old roc-a-fella records to remember correctly though. but that's part of it for me. i listened to the group home album last week. that stuff stays on rotation. old jay-z and biggie records do not. (i'm not a huge jay fan either. also has to do with voice. just not a big fan of biggie and jay voice-wise. personality? whatever. we can't like everything. my problem with kanye too. can't listen to a whole album. not the voice for me.)

can listen to this every day of the week though. like mantra.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAqfftTSU1k

scott seward, Thursday, 9 March 2017 18:25 (seven years ago) link

Is it a cliche at this point to say that there has never been a great MC as ill-served by his beats as Finesse?

See also: Madskillz, Jeru on everything after the debut, Big L most of the time...

Wimmels, Thursday, 9 March 2017 18:40 (seven years ago) link

shakes i think you'll find that biggie was a pretty good rapper but i personally like his R&B singing a bit better

thank you for this excruciating reminder of how shitty this album is

Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 March 2017 18:42 (seven years ago) link

I can see they've almost won you over; you're almost there. Would you admit that the album covers have competent graphic design?

Evan, Thursday, 9 March 2017 18:44 (seven years ago) link

biggie had really great sweaters, one of the great sweater wearers in music history second only to keith jarrett

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:15 (seven years ago) link

one of the great sweater wearers in music history second only to keith jarrett

Cecil would like a word.

http://cdn.albumoftheyear.org/album/61412-in-florescence.jpg

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:20 (seven years ago) link

Is it a cliche at this point to say that there has never been a great MC as ill-served by his beats as Finesse?

Rakim imo although I know that is a fairly heretical opinion. as discussed here: Is Rakim possibly the best rapper - ever?

Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:25 (seven years ago) link

You have the dumbest dogshit opinions on rap music

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:27 (seven years ago) link

not to call out Cecil Taylor, but I believe that is polar fleece

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:28 (seven years ago) link

sooo many xps but "The What" is so awesome

flappy bird, Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:28 (seven years ago) link

Lord Finesse has good boom bap beats, esp on Return of the Funkyman IMO

a lot of it is Diamond D or Showbiz (or Finesse himself)

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:31 (seven years ago) link

fucking percee p's verse goddamn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IhVhvgifCA

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:31 (seven years ago) link

Bernard Parmegiani is the sweater king imho

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iDfW-tlgMpI/maxresdefault.jpg

Bernie Lugg (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:33 (seven years ago) link

Lord Finesse has good boom bap beats, esp on Return of the Funkyman IMO

a lot of it is Diamond D or Showbiz (or Finesse himself)

otm

Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:33 (seven years ago) link

This is what we talk about now, the music-makers and the music-listeners both. Not the fine details of genre and style — everyone, allegedly, listens to everything now — but the networks of identity that float within them. Maybe decades ago you could aim your songs at a mass market, but music does not really have one of those anymore. Artists have to figure out whom they’re speaking to and where they’re speaking from. The rest of us do the same. For better or worse, it’s all identity now.

imo This says a lot more about the future of music writing than music itself. (I didn't read the whole thing. Was that their point?) It's become easier to promote music with heavy identity-based narrative attached to it, and big business music blogs will continue to encourage writing that covers those artists. But music that hits outside of this bullseye can still be great on its own.

billstevejim, Thursday, 9 March 2017 22:40 (seven years ago) link

This is what we talk about now, the music-makers and the music-listeners both. Not the fine details of genre and style — everyone, allegedly, listens to everything now — but the networks of identity that float within them.

i don't see how this is all that much more true now than in the 80s (MTV) or the 70s (teen beat, rolling stone). probably before that, too, but i wouldn't know.

Not raving but drooling (contenderizer), Friday, 10 March 2017 00:04 (seven years ago) link

allegedly

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 10 March 2017 00:10 (seven years ago) link

Pitchfork pans the new Ed Sheeran album but spends the entire review talking only about the lyrics. Like, who the hell listens to music for the lyrics?!

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 10 March 2017 14:14 (seven years ago) link

lyrics are important too

see: every rap thread, Bob Dylan box sets

Wimmels, Friday, 10 March 2017 14:26 (seven years ago) link

didn't read review, but what would you actually say about Ed Sheeran music other than it is bland and utterly without character? You could take out his vocal, and insert one of 100,000 aspiring pop singers, male or female, and use the tracks as demos to shop. And probably not get signed, because 99,999 other people are doing the exact same thing.

Dominique, Friday, 10 March 2017 14:29 (seven years ago) link

of course lyrics are important, that's the silliest opinion that gets parroted on ilm

obviously they aren't as important as other elements of music, as instrumental music is great without lyrics and it's much easier to be great music with bad music and succeed rather than bad music with great lyrics

but people quote songs all the time, write down lyrics, talk about how much songs mean to them, i think irl people find lyrics meaningful it's more of a rock critic thing or just a thought meme to say they don't

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 March 2017 14:33 (seven years ago) link

i used to think lyrics aren't important but they are extremely important

marcos, Friday, 10 March 2017 14:48 (seven years ago) link

snrub provokes much-needed debate

mark s, Friday, 10 March 2017 14:49 (seven years ago) link

tbf Sheeran's lyrics are so bad it's hard to notice much else

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 10 March 2017 14:49 (seven years ago) link

also tbf, I *do* focus on music first -- and in many cases, never actually get around to remembering the lyrics to even some of my favorite songs. But it's because of that stuff like Ed Sheeran is so insufferable. The music might just as well not exist. As a matter of conserving our shared mental and emotional bandwidth, it shouldn't exist. It's a moral issue, really.

(ironically, his song that was accused of having ripped off Marvin Gaye is actually the only way to redeem its music -- by recycling parts, it's at least producing less completely new waste)

Dominique, Friday, 10 March 2017 14:57 (seven years ago) link

if you say 'lyrics arent important' that's just bc you don't listen to much music with bad lyrics

flopson, Friday, 10 March 2017 15:00 (seven years ago) link

huge part of the craft of lyricism is just not writing anything so awful that will stick out and distract from the music

flopson, Friday, 10 March 2017 15:01 (seven years ago) link

everyone who says lyrics don't matter gets sentences to a week in the 4 non blondes/edie brickell thread

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:13 (seven years ago) link

unless the vocalist doesn't enunciate i have no idea how you can ignore lyrics any more than you can ignore any other prominent aspect of the musical arrangement. they're right there, in your ear.

lex pretend, Friday, 10 March 2017 15:14 (seven years ago) link

j.k. i don't even hear lyrics

no idea if the first lines to "juicy" by biggie are "it was a all a dream/i used to read word-up magazine" or "it was poo poo pee/tony danza watermelon mezzanine"

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:16 (seven years ago) link

Pitchfork even reviewing this shit over countless other deserving obscurities it'll never touch is the true atrocity here

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:19 (seven years ago) link

fp

flopson, Friday, 10 March 2017 15:20 (seven years ago) link

you useless dullard fuck, when will you fuck off forever

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:21 (seven years ago) link

"it was poo poo pee/tony danza watermelon mezzanine"

is this lyric on Low-Life or Brotherhood?

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:21 (seven years ago) link

lmao

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:22 (seven years ago) link

hay guys conservatives and ed sheeran fans have feelings too

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:25 (seven years ago) link

why wasn't chaki's milquetoast zing preserved solely for you I ask

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:25 (seven years ago) link

you useless dullard fuck, when will you fuck off forever

― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Friday, March 10, 2017 10:21 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can u just go write another shitty epic novel or something?

flopson, Friday, 10 March 2017 15:29 (seven years ago) link

at least that would constitute some sort of artistic achievement

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:30 (seven years ago) link

Does it matter what you say if you play shoegaze? I'm too dull to make poetry, looking for a loophole here.

Evan, Friday, 10 March 2017 15:31 (seven years ago) link

you're a fucking plague on interesting discourse. good day

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:31 (seven years ago) link

shitting in the corner of an empty room counts as a artistic achievement in certain cases

Evan, Friday, 10 March 2017 15:32 (seven years ago) link

wait was that last part to me? Because I knew that already.

Evan, Friday, 10 March 2017 15:32 (seven years ago) link

nah flops and lj are working something out i guess

the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:34 (seven years ago) link

can you find some other precocious 16 year olds to talk at? sure they would be much more impressed

flopson, Friday, 10 March 2017 15:35 (seven years ago) link

didn't read review, but what would you actually say about Ed Sheeran music other than it is bland and utterly without character? You could take out his vocal, and insert one of 100,000 aspiring pop singers, male or female, and use the tracks as demos to shop. And probably not get signed, because 99,999 other people are doing the exact same thing.

― Dominique, Friday, March 10, 2017 9:29 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pitchfork even reviewing this shit over countless other deserving obscurities it'll never touch is the true atrocity here

― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Friday, March 10, 2017 10:19 AM (twenty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm no sheeran stan, but these opinions are both bad

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 10 March 2017 15:50 (seven years ago) link


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