i love when ILX gets all chessed out (ILX hot chess action is here)

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Rrrowr. I don't have your screen name; mine's "casuistry".

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 01:18 (eighteen years ago) link

gasps of excitement fill the auditorium as it appears i may actually have ken beaten at last...

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Have you bought a chess computer or something? Or were you just hustling for the first five months?

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:14 (eighteen years ago) link

bah!!!!11 rematch?

g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:49 (eighteen years ago) link

OK. I lose to everyone else at the moment.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:58 (eighteen years ago) link

that makes me feel GREAT.

g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:03 (eighteen years ago) link

:) I need to get my ranking back up - it's dropping like a stone.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:07 (eighteen years ago) link

THAT MAKES ME FEEL GREAT!!!11oneeleven

g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Thermo, what's your user name?

Sundar (sundar), Friday, 23 September 2005 00:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Thermo Thinwall!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 23 September 2005 01:51 (eighteen years ago) link

hello, chesstypes. i'm going on holiday this weekend, so all games will have to be put on hold. i shall return a week on monday, so you'll have to wait to give me a thorough whipping. sorry and all that.

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 23 September 2005 09:17 (eighteen years ago) link

This is the thread where I gloat about the pawn checkmate I just served to Cap'n Zep.

Teehee!

Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 24 September 2005 16:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I lost that game a long time ago. I was trying to lure you in to a stalemate.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Saturday, 24 September 2005 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I know, and I even saw that stalemate, and that's when I realized the pawn checkmate was there.

Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 24 September 2005 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Anyway it was a very interesting game!

Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 24 September 2005 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Captain Zep:

v Blueski = won, won, won, won, won, won, won, won, won, lost, lost, lost, lost, (and losing now)

v Casuistry = lost, lost, lost, lost, lost, won, drawn, lost, won, won, drawn, won, lost, lost, (and losing now)

v Kenjuggle = drawn, lost, lost, lost, lost, lost, lost, (and losing now)

I seem to be getting worse at this game the more I play.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 08:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I noticed your score sank noticeably during our last game!

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 08:32 (eighteen years ago) link

But are you still having fun?

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 08:38 (eighteen years ago) link

No, it's becoming dispiriting, especially the blueski results. I'm going to have to learn about openings or something (and stop giving away rooks for no reason).

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 08:44 (eighteen years ago) link

don't talk to me about giving away rooks :(

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 09:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I require more fresh meat!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I will hit you up again in a moment, when I rediscover my lost mojo.

Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 30 September 2005 22:10 (eighteen years ago) link

How the hell did that happen? Is that the first time I've beat you, casuistry? Thermo's had me nailed since pretty early though.

Sundar (sundar), Monday, 3 October 2005 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I require more fresh meat!

Captain Zep at your service.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Monday, 3 October 2005 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I have too much fresh meat!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 3 October 2005 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Is it? If so, congratulations, Sundar! I was distracted and realized my mistake just after moving but that's hardly an excuse -- I think I was pretty much doomed in that position. Miscalculation ahoy.

I continue to play idiotically against Thermo. Oh well.

Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 3 October 2005 21:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Blessed relief. I have reversed TEH SLIDE.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 21:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Woah! That';s playing idiotically? If that's the case I'd hate to see you play brilliantly because I DO NOT LIKE WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO DO.
Ya, I see it.
And as a mater o'fact i have to go and figure out what I'm going to do about it :(

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 6 October 2005 02:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I want the history books to note that, even though I will lose in the end (as always), from a position of several pieces down against the mighty kenjuggle I have been battering him in a crazed lone assault with my queen for over a week now and several times nearly got that elusive checkmate.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 09:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I did start getting my act together, admittedly.

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Kinda.

I have decided to assume that Adm. Zep knows how to turn the position in our game into a draw (and that it would be too tedious to see if he messes up).

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I had, but I wasn't sure. After my outrageous stalemate against G-Kit I've decided not to resign.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

lucky, lucky bastard.

g_kit@home, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes! Mr Dodd, Mr Everett, Mr Dalglish, Mr Bruce, Mr Barlow, Mr Russell, Mr Livingstone, Mr C... you boys sure took one hell of a beating!

Teh HoBB on holiday, Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:06 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link

i was pretty bad in that game. there was this really cool move with which i should have done your queen in but i didn't see it until that moment i clicked move! woops

well played though :)

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

g-kit? blueski? thermo? anyone around?

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Friday, 28 October 2005 10:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I am back and have re-challenged you.

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 03:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I've got all six games going at the moment, but I'll re-challenge you when one finishes.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 09:37 (eighteen years ago) link

stevem is being put through a WORLD OF PAIN

ken c (ken c), Friday, 4 November 2005 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

but now has been laid to rest

ken c (ken c), Friday, 4 November 2005 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link

i will beat you again, one day.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 4 November 2005 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

That sounds like a TV programme: Stevem's World of Pain

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Friday, 4 November 2005 17:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Disturbing

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Friday, 4 November 2005 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

left to right: stevem's roof, knight, bishop, queen, king, pawn

ken c (ken c), Friday, 4 November 2005 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

roof?? lol rook

ken c (ken c), Friday, 4 November 2005 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

looks like it's mating season again..

ken c (ken c), Monday, 7 November 2005 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Shockingly bad. Failed to see I was obviously about to lose to Ken, meanwhile gave away a rook, then my queen, and then a bishop against Steve.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 00:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Wooo I just got my ranking! 1525 - FEAR ME!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 11 November 2005 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link


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