most wtf lyric in Jefferson Airplane's "Planes"

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System, Thursday, 9 March 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link

All those longhair bands with those jackass names should have been required to do songs like this. They liked planes. Now it makes sense.

juggulo for the complete klvtz (bendy), Thursday, 9 March 2017 04:32 (seven years ago) link

the distance between the verse and the chorus of this song is at least twelve universes

the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Thursday, 9 March 2017 04:53 (seven years ago) link

Now imagine what some of the rest of the album is like. I give you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUQ7oycoAQQ

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 March 2017 05:11 (seven years ago) link

Plus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbKB8GEp-L8

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 March 2017 05:11 (seven years ago) link

christ, "Panda"......

ridiculous as it is, Grace's voice makes it listenable

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 March 2017 05:13 (seven years ago) link

"Common Market Madrigal" might as well be a John Rutter piece.

(I like it!)

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 March 2017 05:15 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VIIi-4eoUw

this actually has guitars w/ bite in it at times!

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 March 2017 05:22 (seven years ago) link

i may actually be more floored by "panda" than i was by "planes"

panda planes btw might have made kind of a decent band name a few years back. plane panda, too.

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 9 March 2017 07:36 (seven years ago) link

It's all about Grace Slick's facial expressions in the video. Looks like she had too much coffee on set.

Coolio Iglesias (Turrican), Thursday, 9 March 2017 11:51 (seven years ago) link

Yes, "coffee."

some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Thursday, 9 March 2017 16:27 (seven years ago) link

Heh heh heh!

Coolio Iglesias (Turrican), Thursday, 9 March 2017 16:33 (seven years ago) link

there's only slight evidence in that video that grace slick knows how to blink

the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Thursday, 9 March 2017 16:45 (seven years ago) link

fuck now i've got this stuck in my head

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 9 March 2017 17:10 (seven years ago) link

Oh my days... I work in aviation (incredibly pretentious way of saying I'm cabin crew tbph) and it's going to take all my mental fortitude to stop this from being a permanent fixture in my head.

Also, Grace Slick's come-with-me gesture at 1.55 has got to be the most one of the most uninviting things I've ever seen my life. She looks like she really wants to show you a dead body.

Girl with Curious Hair, Thursday, 9 March 2017 18:37 (seven years ago) link

wait so i just realized this is billed as Jefferson Airplane? what was the deal w/going back to that?

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 March 2017 20:48 (seven years ago) link

oh duh the lineup nevermind

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 March 2017 20:49 (seven years ago) link

Okay this is good -- part of why I remembered this thing so 'fondly' is that 1989 had a plague of reunions going around from bands that I mostly didn't care about. A quick search in Google turned up what (at least in its archives) was the one contemporaneous newspaper profile on the JA reunion, in the New York Times itself:

http://www.nytimes.com/1989/08/29/arts/on-again-off-again-jefferson-airplane-is-on-again.html

And it starts:

Just because every rock band anyone remembers from the 1960's and 1970's has chosen this summer to regroup and tour doesn't mean the reunited Jefferson Airplane planned to jump on some bandwagon.

''It just sort of slopped together, in the usual fashion we do everything,'' said Grace Slick, who joined the Jefferson Airplane in 1966 for its second album, ''Surrealistic Pillow,'' and who sang such psychedelic anthems as ''White Rabbit'' and ''Somebody to Love.''

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 March 2017 21:09 (seven years ago) link

The drummer for the tour is Kenny Aronoff, a member of John Cougar Mellencamp's band, and the touring band also includes auxiliary keyboardists and guitarists.

Hmm.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 March 2017 21:10 (seven years ago) link

And this bit!

''It started out as a joke on Paul,'' Ms. Slick said. ''We hadn't even talked for a year, and we were battling legally - in fact, there are still some standing lawsuits between me and Paul, something to do with the Airplane. But then, there are at least 15 or 20 active lawsuits now between managers, record companies, agencies, a morass of stuff that comes from all different angles."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 March 2017 21:11 (seven years ago) link

Haha, holy shit!

Oh, to have been a fly on the wall when this track was recorded/the video was made...

Coolio Iglesias (Turrican), Thursday, 9 March 2017 21:39 (seven years ago) link

if there was a fly on the wall, Grace probably ate it

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 March 2017 21:39 (seven years ago) link

In the video, the behavior of the band members makes sense if you assume that they think you dropped thirty minutes ago, and they're trying to test if you're tripping. They're all "yeah, we're the jeffersonmotherfukinairplane and we're back blowin' minds and do you feel smaller yet Alice" rather than "yup, we're on the plague of reunions bandwagon". They're feeling it.

juggulo for the complete klvtz (bendy), Thursday, 9 March 2017 22:02 (seven years ago) link

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System, Friday, 10 March 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-tcLVzpnP4

Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 March 2017 00:08 (seven years ago) link

Anyway, how much you want to bet this song was just them being all "Gee this Pink Floyd reunion single was a hit"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCB_INs2E24

Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 March 2017 00:08 (seven years ago) link

The song doesn't work but I can't help thinking that the creative impulses driving it are similar impulses regarding expression and pushing the structural envelope behind something like "The Ballad of You, Me, and Pooneil." Not anywhere near as inspired, I totally grant that. But those are impulses for which I admire them a lot.

timellison, Friday, 10 March 2017 00:39 (seven years ago) link

I was just watching a video of them playing "Eskimo Blue Day" from 1970 yesterday. Their songs were so experimental.

timellison, Friday, 10 March 2017 00:41 (seven years ago) link

That spring break video is a weird as hell mix of things. Easy to see why Grace Slick might had to down quite a varied cocktail of chemicals to get through an abstract day like that one.

earlnash, Friday, 10 March 2017 04:35 (seven years ago) link

I can't decide who is less comfortable looking at the camera, Grace or Jorma. Compensating in different ways obv

El Tomboto, Friday, 10 March 2017 12:39 (seven years ago) link

six months pass...

I love plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanes - JET AIRCRAFT

Doctor Casino, Monday, 18 September 2017 04:11 (six years ago) link

i still believe i hallucinated this song and video

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Monday, 18 September 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link

Wasn't Paul Kantner always terrible though? That's what I surmised from my investigations into JA.

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Monday, 18 September 2017 15:46 (six years ago) link

No.

timellison, Monday, 18 September 2017 22:19 (six years ago) link

I love planes, jet aircraft
I love planes, sensual aircraft
Here come the planes.
They're American planes. Made in America.
Smoking or non-smoking?

Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 03:39 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

I LOVE PLANES

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 03:09 (five years ago) link

five months pass...

Sensual aircraft

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 June 2019 01:39 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

jet, jet, jet aircraft

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 13:58 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

And the little boy is still like a little boy, and he met another
Little girl, and they made another little boy
And the new little guy still loves planes and flying things
And both his mother and father love him and
Hold him and hug him whenever he needs it and
Soon will send him lovingly to the centre of the sky,

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 23:52 (four years ago) link

I like to pretend Jefferson Airplane broke up after Surrealistic Pillow and all of the members of the band retired into a hippie commune

octobeard, Thursday, 7 November 2019 04:58 (four years ago) link

jet, jet, jet aircraft

See also Bob Dylan’s “Jet Pilot.”

Irae Louvin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 7 November 2019 10:17 (four years ago) link

This is one of the most horrific videos ever. The way they are just hamming it up and mugging at the camera is so cringeworthy. The part when Clarke Gable creeps into the little boy's room while he is sleeping . . . .

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Thursday, 7 November 2019 11:49 (four years ago) link

and I don't know wtf Grace Slick is doing with her eyes

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 November 2019 11:49 (four years ago) link

sensual aircraft

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Thursday, 7 November 2019 13:55 (four years ago) link

https://j.gifs.com/XLVqRg.gif

del griffith, Thursday, 7 November 2019 22:04 (four years ago) link

The part when Clarke Gable creeps into the little boy's room while he is sleeping . . . .

Leo as Howard Hughes protests.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 November 2019 22:51 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

I LOVE PLAINSES

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 January 2021 04:06 (three years ago) link

seven months pass...

Hideous Lump at 11:39 18 Sep 17
I love planes, jet aircraft
I love planes, sensual aircraft
Here come the planes.
They're American planes. Made in America.
Smoking or non-smoking?

peace, man, Saturday, 28 August 2021 01:57 (two years ago) link

And his mother didn't want him and his father was always working, so he/Just set his head to the center of the sky and

Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 00:19 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

some of the superimposed backgrounds are done as awkwardly as a driving scene in a 40s Dick Tracy movie.

also omg, the opening riff kinda sounds like it's gonna be badass, then "I love planes" comes in and ruins the momentum.

lol @ Grace pointing at the plane as if we don't know what it is.

also why is the song clearly about flying airplanes and we keep seeing rockets flying

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 November 2022 23:59 (one year ago) link

planes and wings and flying things, tbf

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 6 November 2022 01:52 (one year ago) link

also, could be the song takes place in a world where the goal of the Apollo program was to reach not the Moon, but "the center of the sky"

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 6 November 2022 01:56 (one year ago) link

^love this theory

(We're Not) The Experimental Jet Set (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 6 November 2022 01:58 (one year ago) link

nine months pass...

i don't get it do they want to fuck the plane

earosmith (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 04:40 (seven months ago) link

MONEY PLANE

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 04:42 (seven months ago) link

The Song of Elon

dow, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 04:52 (seven months ago) link

Hello edgelords my old friends

earosmith (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 05:00 (seven months ago) link

What is that shot at 3:44 (right after “sensual aircraft”), where Jack is palling around w/some kind of Moses figure(?)

Cone of uncertainty (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 05:10 (seven months ago) link

Btw – the KBC Band “America” video (which timellison posted on March 7, 2017) is a masterpiece, and that song should be the f’n national anthem.

Cone of uncertainty (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 05:13 (seven months ago) link

I managed to make it to the ripe old age of 52 without actually hearing this song; I actively avoided everything about it at the time. And . . . why did you do this to me? WHY?

J, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 16:55 (seven months ago) link

two months pass...

and his mother didn't want him and his father was always workin

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 19:47 (five months ago) link

This song, to me, has a genetic link with "Future Pilots," by The Red Crayola w/Art & Language (lyrics here):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEF5vuoxpAE

Rhoda Morgenstern stan account (morrisp), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 21:16 (five months ago) link

four months pass...

It’s genuinely sad that the “little girl” from the beginning of the song doesn’t get the boy… he meets “another little girl”

I feel like we need another song about the original girl

Hippie Ernie (morrisp), Thursday, 7 March 2024 04:08 (one month ago) link


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