start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

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haven't had my meter read in an age but then it seems a bit perverse to send meter readers out during the working day only

barry snappleton (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 11:28 (seven years ago) link

They got rid of meter readers here, and instead ask you to send the numbers over once a year. If you don't/too lazy (hi dere) they'll estimate and try again next year. One could perhaps try and screw The Man over but it's a hassle and the small percentage that gets away with it is nothing compared to what they saved sacking meter readers I suppose.

My doorbell has not been working for five years? Blessing at Halloween tbf.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 12:15 (seven years ago) link

they do here (UK) - the meter reading is outsourced to a third party (G4S?) and they don't give notice, just turn up.

victoria (australia) has things called 'smart meters' which can be checked remotely, so iirc nobody even needs to physically check anything ever. moving into a new place might be an exception, not sure, but in the normal course of metering nobody ever turns up out of the blue any more. so here, anyone who turns up unannounced with a shiny badge and no explanation is 100% a scam.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 12:18 (seven years ago) link

My doorbell has not been working for five years?

ours is wired to the mains and is shrill. as. fuck

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 12:20 (seven years ago) link

Oof. I've been there. I'll happily go through life without having a working doorbell ever again.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 12:55 (seven years ago) link

How to spot a suspect meter reader:

SUSPECT: Knocks or rings doorbell. Holds clipboard. Asks politely if he can come in to check your meter.

LEGIT: You wake up to like a dozen diesel engines going off in your yard. There's a guy banging on your front door. "We're checking your meter back there, you don't have any dogs, do you?"

pplains, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 14:23 (seven years ago) link

haha yes. when we first moved in, the gas company called us to say they couldn't find a way into the car park.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 23:15 (seven years ago) link

LOL our elec bills always say theyre estimated cos they cant access our meter (no idea where it effing is tbh - its not a smart meter tho)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 23:28 (seven years ago) link

I thought meter readers were as anachronistic as milkmen.

Je55e, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 23:58 (seven years ago) link

Every place I've lived since the late 90s has had meters (electricity or gas) indoors in the basement or garage, and they send in their readings automatically.

Je55e, Thursday, 9 March 2017 00:00 (seven years ago) link

My current building just got "smart" meters, but they're "smartness" is that they can report exact usage by the minute. Self-reporting is old stuff.

Je55e, Thursday, 9 March 2017 00:03 (seven years ago) link

in victoria i think we jumped straight from old-timey meters to minute-reporting meters. there were protests for some reason.

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 March 2017 00:06 (seven years ago) link

My current building just got "smart" meters, but they're "smartness" is that they can report exact usage by the minute. Self-reporting is old stuff.

we've got to get smart!

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 9 March 2017 00:07 (seven years ago) link

in victoria i think we jumped straight from old-timey meters to minute-reporting meters. there were protests for some reason.

Yeh Google just showed me "Stop smart meters!" results. I haven't really read them, but it sounds like people object on privacy grounds.

Je55e, Thursday, 9 March 2017 00:09 (seven years ago) link

^ grow houses

koogs, Thursday, 9 March 2017 00:29 (seven years ago) link

I haven't really read them, but it sounds like people object on privacy grounds.

โ€• Je55e, Thursday, 9 March 2017 11:09 (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ah yeah, iirc privacy and the ability to charge extra at peak times.

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 March 2017 00:32 (seven years ago) link

we also had a lobby group that tried to stop digital tv broadcasting on the grounds that analogue signals were 'beautiful'

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 March 2017 00:33 (seven years ago) link

which is probably the most ia thing ever

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 March 2017 00:34 (seven years ago) link

lock thread

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 March 2017 00:36 (seven years ago) link

I don't doubt someone would have stopped CDs for the same reason if they could have.

nickn, Thursday, 9 March 2017 01:30 (seven years ago) link

And that man's name is Neil Young

Moodles, Thursday, 9 March 2017 01:43 (seven years ago) link

And it would have worked, too, if not for you meddling consumers!

nickn, Thursday, 9 March 2017 01:50 (seven years ago) link

TV shows look much warmer when played on vinyl

may all your memes be dank (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 March 2017 01:58 (seven years ago) link

Why is McDonalds' new promotional burger, that's bigger than a Big Mac, called a Grand Mac instead of a Bigger Mac?

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 9 March 2017 02:20 (seven years ago) link

grandiose burger

mh ๐Ÿ˜, Thursday, 9 March 2017 02:21 (seven years ago) link

TV shows look much warmer when played on vinyl

โ€• may all your memes be dank (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 March 2017 12:58 (thirty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you laugh but

http://www.mathpirate.net/log/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/VideodiscCase.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yPSj0uwyli0/maxresdefault.jpg

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 March 2017 02:33 (seven years ago) link

There were actually two vinyl-video systems, one was pretty much exclusive to Japan.

I KNOW THINGS

yeah wasn't one a music video thingy, way back

mh ๐Ÿ˜, Thursday, 9 March 2017 03:43 (seven years ago) link

omg waht

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 March 2017 03:55 (seven years ago) link

By 1971, they had recorded a color image onto their increasingly densely grooved discs. Finally, in 1972, Clemens and his team managed to record 10 full minutes of color video onto one of their discs.

this will never cease to blow me away.

CED in action:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LrPe0rwXOU&t=1475s

VHD in action (cheers hawkwindz, i had no idea this existed):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCWLaAwr3sM

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 March 2017 04:15 (seven years ago) link

btw sorry to derail, it's not often you get to talk about movies recorded on grooved vinyl discs

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 March 2017 04:15 (seven years ago) link

CED link again (last one's broken):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LrPe0rwXOU

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 March 2017 04:16 (seven years ago) link

I love that the system used in the VHD system is called DiscLord

Steampunks in 2105 are going to love that shit.

pplains, Thursday, 9 March 2017 15:16 (seven years ago) link

I've got to hand it to RCA for having the sort of corporate structure where they threw profitability and logic to the side. VHS was out and was equal or better in quality, Laserdisc existed and was true to the huge platter vision but didn't have self-destructing discs, but they still threw money at this project that was impractical and doomed

mh ๐Ÿ˜, Thursday, 9 March 2017 16:05 (seven years ago) link

And that man's name is Neil Young

โ€• Moodles, Wednesday, March 8, 2017 8:43 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Neil embraced digital early on, and converted his studio in the '80s. He recorded six albums digitally before he realized he didn't like how it sounded.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 9 March 2017 16:34 (seven years ago) link

does he realize recording music digitally and distributing music digitally are not the same

mh ๐Ÿ˜, Thursday, 9 March 2017 16:43 (seven years ago) link

*request advance event information*
"Sure, I should have dates & details for you next week*
*next week passes, send follow-up*
"We're still a long way out so we don't have any dates or details yet but here's some vague info from our website"

WATCH ME FLIP THIS TABLE

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 March 2017 17:49 (seven years ago) link

[Yeh Google just showed me "Stop smart meters!" results. I haven't really read them, but it sounds like people object on privacy grounds.

Nah they objected to them on something way stupider - and something I get very IA about to keep it on topic - the meters ran over wifi and O NOES TEH WIFIES WILL ROT MY BRAIN MEATS AND ALSO SEND SIGNALS TO THE G-MEN

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 10 March 2017 04:18 (seven years ago) link

Like, do not even start me on people anti-wifi/anti-wind turbines etc etc

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 10 March 2017 04:19 (seven years ago) link

haha really? that reads like parody

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 10 March 2017 07:30 (seven years ago) link

"Youโ€™ve read 5 articles, but it looks like youโ€™re blocking ads.
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only ads i will be interested in. ok, lets see...

adblock off.

cpu usage hits 100%, fan starts whirring. page shows the usual taboola crap:

"A hair surgeon explains what's going on with Trump's hair ..."
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adblock on...

koogs, Friday, 10 March 2017 21:26 (seven years ago) link

Business Insider UK believes that EVERYONE might be interested in those ads, because hey what is clickbait if not ads that appeal to the largest possible number of people, eh?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 10 March 2017 21:30 (seven years ago) link

i do kind of wonder what happened to elizabeth shue but only because we share a birthday.

koogs, Friday, 10 March 2017 21:38 (seven years ago) link

taboola really is the worst shit though. do they not realise that people can't help but judge the content by the sidebar crap? do they not even check?

koogs, Friday, 10 March 2017 21:39 (seven years ago) link

my work VPN seems to be fine but the files I need to unzip and upload, no, my upload and download speeds are ridiculously slow, on a FRIDAY!

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 March 2017 22:03 (seven years ago) link

Tijuana Flats has electronic gift cards. you'd think being e-gift cards you could use them when you order online, but no. you have to show them on your mobile device in person. ooooooook.

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Saturday, 11 March 2017 00:24 (seven years ago) link

outdated websites where you have to click through a bunch of links to find the most basic information
contact us link
leads to three more links
hours, email, location

AND even worse, outdated local city websites where you stop caring about halfway through trying to find whatever the fuck departement you are looking for that's buried under 9 million page links. oh and way to have an event calendar that was last updated in 2009, clap clap clap guys great job

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 12 March 2017 01:07 (seven years ago) link

Telephones.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Sunday, 12 March 2017 01:24 (seven years ago) link


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