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But they're not in NYC so fuck em I guess.

This is another of those intended slights which I rather like (I'm going to put it in my collection alongside '16 year old goth girl' and 'so far up his own arse that he's giving birth to himself' -- I'm trying to decide which of those to put on my tombstone).

Part of my appreciation for NY Vice is that I (heart) many of the people in the NY downtown scene who are making the magazine. I know that the UK edition is going to have a totally different tone, and I'm going to hate it. May I be the first to say 'UK Vice, we thought you were going to be subversive but you let us down. YOU ARE SO DEAD.'

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 October 2002 10:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

BTW, I was just watching an old Newsnight Review on the web, and they had Gilbert and George talking about their Dirty Pictures exhibition. And they said this:

'We had a show maybe twenty years ago and we showed a piece called 'Queer' and everybody was outraged at the word. They felt it was an aggressive attack on homosexual people. But three or four years later we were in a nightclub and we saw teenagers dancing the night away with 'Queer as fuck' written on their T shirts. And a year after that Queer Nation was founded, a very important movement. So in a way we robbed the evil word back from the enemy.'

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 October 2002 11:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah but momus it wz the teenagers w.the t-shirts actually did the robbing, not gilbert and george: that's the point, and that's what's wrong w.the quote of yrs i picked out - it's not VICE that's going to "reposition" these words, it's the choices and actions of the ppl who throw such words and the the choices and actions of the ppl they're thrown at... vice being first is meaningless if the repositioning doesn't happen, and of footnote-ish relevance if it does (not that it IS first, obviously, but the point is, who cares who's first: what matters is that someone's last)

mark s (mark s), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Am I the only person on this message board who couldn't possibly care less about The Streets? I mean, honestly, it's physically impossible.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Seriously, are you imagining a couple of black guys reading this going "Yeah, you know, we should take that word back"?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha now I have a vision of two guys in a two-headed hoodie as that monster off Sesame Street.

"Nih ..... ger"
"Nih .. ger"
"Nigger?"
"Nigger!"

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Interesting that in 400+ posts on this not one person has mentioned this:

I think we got pissed off only after we wrote what came naturally to us and it offended people. We were determined to leave it in. It was just the way we talked. It’s surprising how brainwashed by hippies most of our generation is. Pro-love, pro-diversity, pro-tolerance–that’s the hippies’ bag. You want to hear people talk about niggers, try hanging around with black people. They are harsh. You want to hear anti-Semitism, go hang around with some Jews. You should hear Suroosh talk about fucking Pakis. It’s ear-burning. I’d argue that racists like the KKK don’t really have anything to say about niggers and fags because they don’t know any. They don’t go, "I am so sick of fucking drag queens. They are so self-indulgent. Fashion this, fashion that. Can’t you talk about politics for one second, you fucking transsexual?" They don’t know. We’re in the thick of it. When we’re pitching our television show, I say, "Understand that we are freaks. We’re not delving into the freak world. We live with the dregs of humanity.

I have no idea whether or not the Vice team *actually* live with the dregs of humanity (although somehow I doubt they hang out with pimps and crack addicts in their spare time), but this doesn't strike me as an attempt to recontextualise or reclaim language to me. It doesn't even strike me as genuine bigotry. It strikes me as a calculated attempt to shock liberals just for the sake of it. Very cutting edge... round of applause there Vice boys.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah but momus it wz the teenagers w.the t-shirts actually did the robbing, not gilbert and george

I don't understand this argument at all. Why exclude some of the people doing the recontextualising?

the point is, who cares who's first: what matters is that someone's last

Could you exand on this? Why is the person still using 'gay' to mean 'happy' (Robin Carmody, according to a recent essay of his) the important one?

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Why exclude some of the people doing the recontextualising?" Exactly!!!! Why indeed!!??!!???!!!!!!!!??? But sure as eggs is eggs you *always* do.

As for the second bit, I'll expand on it (if necessary) once you've read it again, slowly and properly, actually noticing the words I'm using and thinking about their meaning carefully.

mark s (mark s), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Matt, that statement proposes two things -- a rejection of the 'hippy' habit of 'speaking for' other people in what is seen as their best interests (an attitude nicely caught on this thread when Sterling said he asked black people not to use the word 'nigger' around him, because he thought it wasn't in their best interests) and a claim to the right to self-criticism. 'We are freaks' may just be an aspiration for the Vice editors, but they feel it gives them the right to a certain realism. Nobody can deny that the bitchiest people about gays, for instance, are other gays. So they're just doing the 'Oh, look at her, Miss Thing!' thing. Now, we may dispute their right to do that. But does anyone overhear two drag queens saying about a third 'Oh, look at her, what does she think she's wearing?' and think it contributes to homophobia? Do we go over to the table and tell them to keep their voices down, in case gay bashers might be present? Do we, in other words, try and keep the closet door shut until Utopia comes?

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

In any case, what exactly is the point of reclaiming words? The bigots will only give you new offensive terms to reclaim over again. It won't actually change the world in the slightest.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 October 2002 13:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Come on, spell it out for me, Mark! Your thought process is not as self-evident as you seem to believe. I parse it like this:

vice being first is meaningless if the repositioning doesn't happen
ie pioneers don't deserve props unless society realigns (fair enough, although I'd say that anyone trying to change things and stick their neck out deserves at least bravery props)

and of footnote-ish relevance if it does
ie Even if they're right, only historians care (well, that's a sadly anti-intellectual point, it seems mean to brush off even pioneers who really were prophetic)

(not that it IS first, obviously
So although you've made clear that Vice wouldn't qualify for praise if it were a false or a true prophet, you're also keen to suggest that it is neither. In which case, perhaps it's in the big knot of people who follow trends. But doesn't that make it like those kids in the disco wearing the 'Queer as fuck' T shirts? You seemed to think they were important?

but the point is, who cares who's first: what matters is that someone's last)
Well, this is gnomic. I can only assume you mean that nobody can come out of the closet until the last queer basher has vanished from the planet. Which is not a very brave position. But I'm sure I'm wrong. In which case, tell me what you did mean?

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 October 2002 13:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

The paragraph where the Vice people are talking about how black people discuss other black people etc. just sounds like my mum or sister trying to rationalise their occasional use of certain epithets, so it's OBVIOUSLY cutting-edge behaviour.

My feeling is if people who share common characteristics want to use certain terms to describe themselves, fine. Who am I to say otherwise?

suzy (suzy), Friday, 18 October 2002 13:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

If their behavior is so goddamned subversive and cutting-edge, why the urge to defend and explain themselves?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 18 October 2002 13:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah and why did karl marx and sigmund freud have to write all those books if they were so goddamned cutting edge?!

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 18 October 2002 13:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Nobody can deny that the bitchiest people about gays, for instance, are other gays. So they're just doing the 'Oh, look at her, Miss Thing!' thing. Now, we may dispute their right to do that. But does anyone overhear two drag queens saying about a third 'Oh, look at her, what does she think she's wearing?' and think it contributes to homophobia? Do we go over to the table and tell them to keep their voices down, in case gay bashers might be present? Do we, in other words, try and keep the closet door shut until Utopia comes?"

Pardon? Why are you equating dress sense with sexuality? Aside from the fact that there are gay people involved in both.

In any case, you haven't responded to my point that using the word "nigger" or "paki" in an attempt to 'reclaim' it isn't actually any more constructive towards race relations than liberals not using the word at all, probably less so.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 October 2002 13:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah and why did karl marx and sigmund freud have to write all those books if they were so goddamned cutting edge?!

Short, mildly cryptic answer: their explanations -- in the form of their books -- were what were cutting-edge and subversive about them.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 18 October 2002 13:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

but whether you accept it as right or not (and i'm not entirely sure if I do) Vice's explanation of using "hate speech" is what is meant to be cutting edge & subversive, isn't it?

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 18 October 2002 13:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mike, did you think I was being anything other than sarcastic just there?

I love my mum and sister, but they can be a right pair of bigots sometimes (they move in pretty varied circles and like the Vice editors claim friendships with black people/gay people/etc so in no way are the Vicies subversive). The horrible thing is, they won't back down when I tell them they're talking utter racist shite; apparently if you're white and work 40 hours a week you receive special dispensation to disparage anyone on benefits, to moan about 'third-world' immigrants, to judge which black people are black people, and which are 'deserving' of some other epithet. It bugs the shit out of me that they cop these attitudes. What to do?

suzy (suzy), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mike, did you think I was being anything other than sarcastic just there?

Oh no no no...I'm chiming in agreement with you, Suzy.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

In any case, you haven't responded to my point that using the word "nigger" or "paki" in an attempt to 'reclaim' it isn't actually any more constructive towards race relations than liberals not using the word at all, probably less so.

Since someone raised Freud, we could do worse than to think about this question in the light of his theory of 'the narcissism of small differences'. This says that the people who really hate each other are the ones who are identical in all but a few small details. Sibling rivalry, for instance, or the feud between Jews and Arabs (both semitic), or that between socialists and communists.

The only person I know who uses the word Paki is my Bangladeshi ex-wife. She has a brother called Shaki, and the family calls him 'Shaki the Paki'. It's an affectionate insult (Bangladeshis and Pakistanis don't get on, for historical reasons).

At the same time as Bangladeshis are dissing people as 'Pakis' for 'hot' reasons (and I mean by 'hot' that there's passion and history in the slight), you get the government running poster campaigns saying 'To call someone a Paki is racism. Don't do it!' In contrast to the hot yet historical illiberalism of the street, you get cold, institutionalised (what Vice would call 'hippy') utopian liberalism trying to stamp out 'the narcissism of small differences' in the name of the sort of value-blindness that causes institutions to put a blindfold on their statues of Justice and say 'All citizens are equal'. It's the high-minded 'Should World' of the Courts versus the lowdown 'Is World' of the streets.

What Vice is clearly saying is 'We live in the world of Is, not Should. We keep it real. We use the 'hot' definitions of the streets and not those of 'cold' liberalism.' But they use a different kind of liberalism to justify this; they say 'We are living amongst the people we are 'slighting' with these epithets, and we're using them because that's the language they use. It would be presumptuous and pompous of us to use cold liberal terms in that context. We aren't the KKK, but we also aren't hippies. What unites the KKK and hippies -- the cold left and the cold right -- is their abstraction of minorities into devils or angels. We're showing the reality, warts and all.'

And it's at that point that you have a personal reaction to what the Vice editors are saying. Are you the kind of person who thinks that the more humans know about each other -- the gritty details, the hot emotions -- the more they'll accept humanity, or are you the kind of person who thinks that we can tolerate each other only thanks to massive doses of wishful thinking, abstraction and distance? And might it be that your 'cold liberalism' is not just a kind of passive Utopianism but a way of burying your head in the sand -- because you can? 'I won't confront these issues until they get less emotive,' you say. 'In the meantime I'll just try not to offend or hurt anyone'.

You may think that -- essentially the white flight attitude, refuge in the 'burbs -- is the solution to race relations problems. Or you may think that getting close enough to the battle front to feel the heat of 'the narcissism of small differences' would be a better start. Because, at the very least, if you join the battle things are going to get more complex and confusing. You're going to dilute some of the clear demarcations, lift some of the earnestness and, frankly, introduce quite a lot of surrealism and irony into a tense stand-off. Maybe somebody will laugh, and suddenly the whole situation will change. I'm sure there was laughter -- first nervous, then relieved -- when the first 'Queer as fuck' T shirt hit the streets.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm only going to buy the UK version if it is called Le vice anglais.

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

i. in which mark s declares that whenever he calls an economic migrant a "kidney bean", he announces to the world at large the fact that said migrant is, as a daring and inventive citizen of the wortld, more deserving of support and celebration wherever he may currently reside, than any merely local citizen-dunderhead who has not had the wit or courage to migrate...
ii. in which mark s declares himself to be just the bravest and boldest and most creative fellow, for his pivotal role, via his lonely and future-bound art, in liberating the economic migrant from prejudice and the conservative shackles of a philistine society

mark s (mark s), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

No white person has carte blanche to call me "nigger". I don't give a rat's ass who you are, who you know or who you associate with.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

It seems to me that at least part of what they're doing here:

I think we got pissed off only after we wrote what came naturally to us and it offended people. We were determined to leave it in. It was just the way we talked. It’s surprising how brainwashed by
hippies most of our generation is.

is claim their own language/stance as natural and authentic and everyone else's as reprogrammed, which hardly recognises the kind of complex intervention in competing semantics that Momus is claiming for them. I think to grant them this is as foolish as assuming there is one hot language, one real, of the streets (one real hot street ha ha). I'm not disputing the real of anyone's experience, but we're talking about mediation and representation here, where there's surely no single or essential real. or Given that the Vice people lay claim to an unreflexive rootedness in 'what's really going on', who is allowed to confront Vice and say 'that's not my real' (as opposed to 'that's not (morally) right')? (I just read Dan's point above, which may answer that question).

BTW Momus: props for a consistent and inventive defence of your position and almost incredible good humour in the face of sometimes nasty disagreement on this thread. i have thought this through hard and admitted a lot more ambiguity into my basic disagreement as a result of his points (along with lots of other ppl's, obv).

Ellie (Ellie), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sorry.

Ellie (Ellie), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

What's sick abt the quote mentioned earlier from the Vice editors is that they quickly & thoughtlessly slip from talking abt hanging out w/certain groups, being "in the thick of it" right to calling them "the dregs of humanity." Come on. They need SO MUCH to characterize some people as freaks, outsiders, just in order to prop up the idea that there's something to be subversive about. I don't know, I suspect it is a nice career move for some of the artists that work for them to claim they're being subversive too.
Trouble is, who in NYC thinks drag queens, for example, are all that strange?
I'd be pretty baffled if friends of mine started wearing "queer as fuck" t-shirts & announcing to me that they were thus subverting my homophobic attitude.. To which I would reply, er, what the hell are you talking about, I wasn't homophobic in the first place, it's a funny shirt but.. Dear Vice, stop telling me what I think because I can say people are different w/o calling them freaks.

daria gray (daria gray), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

650...

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

(ellie i rescued yr itals: is that how you meant'em?)

mark s (mark s), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mark s yes thank you - I was just wondering by what interweb majicks that fuck up got resolved. Mark s majicks! Now I look like I'm apologising for being nice to Momus!

Ellie (Ellie), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha you only did it because you are brainwashed by hippies

mark s (mark s), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

There are still things to be said here, but this thread has become unwieldy. Can we start up a sequel please?

Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Those darn hippies with their long hair and going to psych festivals and...er, wait.

No white person has carte blanche to call me "nigger".

I think Dan nails it here. There's an assumption being made that I don't think exists about the viability of said carte blanche.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Colin -- thy wish is granted. Sequel thread now in place.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Felicity: that comment above was only meant to speak to the reality that magazines supported by fashion advertising tend to be about a lot of fashion concerns that aren't by and large as relevant to the working class as they are to people with the wealth and energy to actually bother with them. This isn't to say that some members of the working class won't be very much interested in them -- there's a long history of very poor city folk comprising a sort of front gaurd of fashion. All it was meant to say is that it seems sort of silly to defend a largely satirical magazine about cultural luxuries by claiming them it as some sort of champion of the poor.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 18 October 2002 15:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Excuse me, but is this where I find out what "fremme neppa venette" means?

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 31 October 2002 23:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

It means "Don't Call Me Nigger, Whitey."

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 1 November 2002 00:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

OK thx bye.

(PS: Damn, I hope you didn't have e-mail notifications turned on.)

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Friday, 1 November 2002 00:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

five months pass...
Seems like I missed quite a thread. Can anyone summarise it succinctly?

Cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 10 April 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

people talked about Vice Magazine

oops (Oops), Thursday, 10 April 2003 20:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

ha!

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 10 April 2003 20:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Maybe this is the wrong time to ask, but did anybody see the recent "retard" issue?

hstencil, Thursday, 10 April 2003 20:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

yes

dyson (dyson), Thursday, 10 April 2003 20:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

No. Should I be shocked or bored?

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 10 April 2003 20:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Or awed?)

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 10 April 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Maybe I did overreact a little bit. Good thread, though.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 10 April 2003 20:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

I dunno, I just skimmed through it myself. I rarely read Vice (mostly because of how an editor butchered a friend's piece then claimed to a friend of this friend that he "wrote it"), but when I do it usually produces in my head the same bewildered repulsion/fascination that I get when I read the Wall Street Journal Op-Ed page.

hstencil, Thursday, 10 April 2003 20:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's like someone gave Calum a publishing budget!

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 10 April 2003 20:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

I read it way more often now, mostly just to see what music they're talking about. Also it's, you know, free. I've seen more things in it that I find funny, but my reaction to the bulk of it hasn't changed: they borrow this tone that can sometimes amuse me, and then they use it to avoid substantive thought way more often than encourage it.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 10 April 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

is vice free in the uk? i found a free copy in rough trade ages ago, but i had an idea that they had some hyped up launch or something and now it costs $$$$$$ to buy here.

ambrose (ambrose), Friday, 11 April 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago) link


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