Longmont Potion Castle

"i'm gonna grab holda your lips"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr1pq2wMux0

The one where he calls Sam Goody to ask about the "great buns" videotape, and his pronunciation of "awesome," has been making me laugh all day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quqdjd4tOLI

yeah he'll get into some kinda weird pronunciation on a call, like sometimes he really exaggerates "li-yup" like "I'll bust yr li-yup" and it cracks me up so much

"this is an unlisted number"
"like hell it is"

https://youtu.be/464i66_mgL4

i'm calling it now, this thread is my favorite discovery of 2017. not sure how i've never heard this before but i've been obsessed for the past several weeks.

"shehheh... i'll crush your skull, with one punch, one punch... shehh"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxG3HyPhgXY

This is a masterpiece of linguistic parkour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR8xCM0dSLY

That one's like the prank call equivalent of a Xenakis score

And then he throws Arthur in

Otm on Xenakis. This is high art. Serialist prank. Unique.

The teary eyed one is so funny, love how the woman laughs so much

Love how the caller recognizes him at 3:50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFtoEiUAO7Q

"I've got a seeing eye falcon..."

JUMPING UP AND DOWN, SIR
UP AND DOWN THE STREEEEET
WHERE AH YOOUU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaPgZ_Da32E

i get a kick out of him getting recognized. there's a call in the new one like that- any others beyond that and the one above?

Dag... think there's one on 8 or 9 where he's calling a bunch of record stores and someone recognizes him and says "LPC IN THE HOUSE!"

I love the one in 13 - the way LPC reacts cracks me up. And I'm still trying to figure out of the guy who votes for Billy Dee is someone famous.

ok but my tripler is gonna end up multiplying my couple, you understand? so my signal will be coupled with the flipper.

"you should onion up your face"

god this is killing me

"what's with the voice manipulator?"
"I got a new phone"

haha

http://talkinwhipapedia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Calls_in_which_LPC_is_recognized

A) why do people transcribe his calls?
B) why do I still laugh when I read them?

"This is freaking Benedict, dude."

Uh, I don't know who you are.

"That's who I am, dude. And you're gonna know all about me."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUkXn_4ZFJY&t=3222s

I reallylike the three way calls

Am I the only one that isn't showing up for? I mean I get the placeholder but then I just get an error message.

i'm guessing it's the trebek and 'mr .beauprex' call from the latest?

i need a brooom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mSJR9pf0bw

SQUAWKBOX!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrBufBilYDw

[5:00]
'You guys snortin' smoke upair? You guys stand by yer work upair?'
'You know you sound like you got a dick in your mouth'
'Ok, well that's unprofessional, strikingly unprofessional'

And at 8:23, 'Camacho' trying to sell an lsd comic book about Kiss - 'Kiss, the demons of rock' - has me in stitches. 'What's the trouble upair?'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8zJ25Y_MA4

realy enjoying this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f9ZOfO_MbQ

you know you're either jacked up on marijuana or POT, and i just traced your number you son of a bitch

pretty disturbing how that one caller seems terrified

during the guacamole advice?

the guy at 2:35 ish

Yeah that guy seemed to be going through uh... something.

This was a solid collection. Last one was cool.

LPC is looking for an animator to help him with a project. Wants a fan that gets him. Plz halp.

OMG paging Karl Malone!

Kurt - can I get more details? Asking for a friend, thanks

sorry, we're gonna lose you there Carl

hey good news - i'm halping lpc!
i'm still not 100% what the larger project is, but i'll be contributing a couple minutes of video/animation as a sort of interlude. i'm really excited/nervous because i generally make shorter things, so this is a really cool opportunity.

i'm trying to immerse myself in LPC imagery and things that fit in that universe. lambs will play a role, but i'm still trying to understand the deeper meaning behind them

Yasssss! That is so friggin cool <3

That’s super awesome, man. Congrats.

Holy shit, awesome! That's so sick Karl, congratulations - can't wait to see whatever the finished project is.

wow!!

thanks! yeah i'm pretty excited, but also nervous about fucking it up. it'll be several months before the larger project is out (i don't even know if this part of that documentary on gofundme or something else), though.

Congrats Karl!

awesome!!!!

very cool, Karl!

karl can you score me a t-shirt

i still don't even think i've talked to him directly, and don't think i will! he is mysterious.