TS: CB4 vs Fear of a Black Hat

nothing makes me laugh more than one of the Jam Boys yelling "FUCK MY ASSSSSSS, MAN!" after the promoter dude says they have to change the lineup

"That was not good: Kicking the record company guy's ass. That was counter-productive."

"They say it's the quiet ones that you have to watch out for."
'And, if you've noticed, I ain't said shit for a couple minutes now.'

"Are these guns registered with the state?"
'State of siege!'

"the media was trying to say that the people looting was lazy and didn't want to work.But I tell you what, you try carrying a leather sofa...all the way from Slauson and Crenshaw...down to Pico or Venice or somethin' like that..and then going back for the matching end tables.

That's some work for your ass."

I have been known to say "State of _siege_, henh!" in passing conversation

"Do I look like the kind of person who could kill a whole bunch of white motherfuckers?"

always bothered me how there was a MC Hammer parody character named MC Slammer, and then at another point in the film, the record exec asks them "can't you guys just dance around like Hammer", implying that both fake MC Hammer and real MC Hammer exist in this world

Love Black Hat, but CB4 takes this for me. King Kong balls.

I want to make you mine
slap your fat behind
Tie you down and make you whine
I want you to scratch my itch
And be my bitch
Because I love you girl

Man that was a PIMP SCHOOL