TS: CB4 vs Fear of a Black Hat

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"Yo, what's up with you 'homies'? I've got something I need to talk to you about. And I thought we could just 'kick it to the curb' for a couple minutes, okay? What I want to talk to you about is the album cover to Guerrillas in the Midst."

'Now that's fly. That's pretty live with all them cops with their butts up in the air like that. And us standing over them. Right, Friesch?'

'Hang on a second. What, exactly? How many cops on the pile?'

"Fifteen."

'Fifteen. And you want?'

"None."

'None? Why don't we split the difference? Seven.'

"No. That's not going to solve the problem."

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 02:10 (seven years ago) link

fear of a black hat has funnier songs and taught me a bunch of new terms never to ever ever say

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 03:03 (seven years ago) link

nothing makes me laugh more than one of the Jam Boys yelling "FUCK MY ASSSSSSS, MAN!" after the promoter dude says they have to change the lineup

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 03:10 (seven years ago) link

"That was not good: Kicking the record company guy's ass. That was counter-productive."

"They say it's the quiet ones that you have to watch out for."
'And, if you've noticed, I ain't said shit for a couple minutes now.'

"Are these guns registered with the state?"
'State of siege!'

"the media was trying to say that the people looting was lazy and didn't want to work.But I tell you what, you try carrying a leather sofa...all the way from Slauson and Crenshaw...down to Pico or Venice or somethin' like that..and then going back for the matching end tables.

That's some work for your ass."

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 03:33 (seven years ago) link

I have been known to say "State of _siege_, henh!" in passing conversation

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 06:07 (seven years ago) link

"Do I look like the kind of person who could kill a whole bunch of white motherfuckers?"

Thank you for your service, wasteman (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 11:41 (seven years ago) link

always bothered me how there was a MC Hammer parody character named MC Slammer, and then at another point in the film, the record exec asks them "can't you guys just dance around like Hammer", implying that both fake MC Hammer and real MC Hammer exist in this world

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 04:35 (seven years ago) link

Love Black Hat, but CB4 takes this for me. King Kong balls.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 05:49 (seven years ago) link

four years pass...

I want to make you mine
slap your fat behind
Tie you down and make you whine
I want you to scratch my itch
And be my bitch
Because I love you girl

two years pass...

Man that was a PIMP SCHOOL

RICH BRIAN (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 02:33 (two months ago) link


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