ha holy shit
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 24 February 2017 11:54 (seven years ago) link
That's fucking insane
― calstars, Friday, 24 February 2017 12:05 (seven years ago) link
Like, I have done all of that. In GTA.
― Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Friday, 24 February 2017 12:30 (seven years ago) link
ban this sick filth
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 February 2017 12:41 (seven years ago) link
what an amazing video, music, lighting, everything. did this guy die in the end?
― NI, Monday, 27 February 2017 17:31 (seven years ago) link
Nah, he respawned a couple blocks away.
― The Flautist of Flatus (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 February 2017 17:32 (seven years ago) link
pretty sure that was staged that guy is s pro stunt pilot
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 27 February 2017 17:40 (seven years ago) link
yeah very clearly staged, cmon you guys
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 27 February 2017 18:33 (seven years ago) link
i do not want to believe
― NI, Monday, 27 February 2017 18:46 (seven years ago) link
feel pretty dumb for missing all of the very clear things.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 February 2017 19:10 (seven years ago) link
you should!!!!!!
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 27 February 2017 19:13 (seven years ago) link
New stunt races who's in?
― calstars, Sunday, 5 March 2017 22:02 (seven years ago) link
My gang tag still says ILGG lol
― calstars, Sunday, 5 March 2017 22:03 (seven years ago) link
Yeah I'm still part of that crew
― PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Sunday, 5 March 2017 23:45 (seven years ago) link
Word. What are the chances but I still see these ridiculous people that beat me in these races (dnf crew posse in effect)
― calstars, Monday, 6 March 2017 00:07 (seven years ago) link
The initial 20 seconds kind of determines the race
― calstars, Monday, 6 March 2017 00:08 (seven years ago) link
DNF crew 4lyfe
― calstars, Monday, 6 March 2017 00:09 (seven years ago) link
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60184/GTA-Online-Tiny-Racers-Coming-April-25-Watch-the-Trailer
So they've essentially ripped off Micro Machines. Yes I wish this was coming to the Xbox360.
― Len's flares (stevie), Thursday, 20 April 2017 19:08 (seven years ago) link
Excited for it. I've always enjoyed pitching the camera all the way up when driving around and lamented that you can't permanently set it that way, ie earlier gtas. Also a fan of micro machines (ps1 days) and even RC pro-am from the NES.
― calstars, Thursday, 20 April 2017 19:45 (seven years ago) link
driving roman to play pool listening to "sexy movimiento". halcyon days.
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 17:15 (seven years ago) link
i played gta5 a bunch back in the day, on xbox 360, but never dabbled much in the online stuff.
now i have a ps4 and i want to dabble in the online stuff. my question: do i have to do anything in the single player game to unlock stuff in the online mode? and/or, is there some code (god i feel old, sorry) to unlock the full game so i don't have to do all the missions again? it was fun, but if i'm going to play the single player again i just want to have everything unlocked.
― Karl Malone, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:24 (six years ago) link
Single-player and online modes have very little to do with each other. They're about as separated as Vice City and Vice City Stories.
Very interested in what you find online using a PS4 though. Rockstar stopped updating that version awhile back.
― pplains, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link
ruh roh, maybe i won't do it then. why'd they stop updating it? also, i just saw it's still $59.99! what a bunch of shit!
― Karl Malone, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:28 (six years ago) link
Because you're supposed to be playing it on a PS5 now?
No, wait. PS4 is the current one. PS3 (the one that I had) is the defunct version.
― pplains, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link
hahaha
ok, that makes a little more sense. $60 is still kinda steep, though. can't i play it for free and watch 30 second taco bell advertisements between missions or something?
― Karl Malone, Monday, 31 July 2017 20:39 (six years ago) link
I think it's £25 in the current psn sale. Might not apply outside the UK.
― JimD, Monday, 31 July 2017 22:44 (six years ago) link
yeah, still $59 in the USA. however, i just bought it because i am in the 94th percentile of Impulsivity
― Karl Malone, Monday, 31 July 2017 22:48 (six years ago) link
is there really no way to disable voice chat during missions and races? i see that you can disable it during freemode but i can't seem to find any information on muting it in other modes. the last several events have featured some little kid talking about his mommy incredibly loudly and constantly! i guess i could try to find my own headset and talk about my mommy too
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:15 (six years ago) link
Moscow
― weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:17 (six years ago) link
HOLY SHIT
― the late great, Thursday, 31 August 2017 22:07 (six years ago) link
wait sorry ignore me
false rumor
hahaha, what was it? i like false rumors
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 31 August 2017 22:13 (six years ago) link
nah i look stupid enough as it is
― the late great, Thursday, 31 August 2017 22:15 (six years ago) link
HK john woo style
― the late great, Thursday, 31 August 2017 22:17 (six years ago) link
is there a video game like that?
― the late great, Thursday, 31 August 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link
not HK, but i think max payne (which i never played) was supposed to be kind of a series homage to john woo
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 31 August 2017 22:20 (six years ago) link
Sleeping Dogs is GTA set in Hong Kong. Pretty well done too.
― calstars, Friday, 1 September 2017 00:16 (six years ago) link
there was a cancelled Rockstar game called Agent set in the Cold War
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 September 2017 00:35 (six years ago) link
john woo also literally made a game called stranglehold (not the same thing tho)
― flippy bard (Will M.), Wednesday, 6 September 2017 01:04 (six years ago) link
Let’s form an ilx crew and fuck shit up. Who’s in
― calstars, Saturday, 11 November 2017 21:37 (six years ago) link
Anyone playing this latest expansion? Supposed to be substantial
― calstars, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 23:52 (six years ago) link
Still think they should set the next one in 1983 yorkshire and call it Red Riding Redemption.
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 14 December 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link
Still a bit surprised no proper dlc was developed for gtaV, as in an extra single player story mode. Lots of areas of the map totally under used, or not used at all.
― Ste, Friday, 15 December 2017 13:05 (six years ago) link
Picked up a lady of the night this morning and purchased the $100 service. Later I’m going to head over to the coffee shop in mirror lake and surf the web for awhile.
― calstars, Friday, 15 December 2017 14:52 (six years ago) link
I'm still playing the more or less abandoned PS3 version of GTA Online. It's a little (more) like the wild west, with increasing incidence of annoying middle school modders and server crashes, but it's really no less populated than it's ever been afaict.
― Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 December 2017 15:12 (six years ago) link
Uncanny glitches in the matrix keep occurring, too. Like all of the NPCs will just disappear for a while. Or you'll see a car off in the distance advance toward you and suddenly jerk back to the point in space where it was two seconds earlier, only to advance forward and jerk back again in an endless time loop. GTA reality is disintegrating at roughly the same rate as our own, it would seem.
― Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 December 2017 15:16 (six years ago) link
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 December 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link
I was on foot last night, traversing the countryside and consistently outfoxing a dude in a jet trying to splatter me across the landscape. I sure am gonna miss this Bugs Bunny simulator when it finally croaks.
― Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 December 2017 15:42 (six years ago) link
On foot vs in car is a huge decision. I was cruising through Hollywood earlier and had to pull over and walk a bit.
― calstars, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:18 (six years ago) link
I was ensconced in a train tunnel and, after successfully mowing down a wave of cops in hot pursuit, turned around to get back in my car only to be instantly mashed by the train whose approach I'd failed to notice in the midst of the carnage.
I've taken to staging elaborate suicides of late. Driving my motorcycle off a mountain peak and then leaping off the seat in midair is a favorite.
― Ooey Gooey Fresh and Frothy (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 December 2017 19:39 (six years ago) link