I didn't notice it at first either
― example (crüt), Saturday, 18 February 2017 03:47 (seven years ago) link
I think I was too focused on trying to convince my brain that it wasn't Paul Reubens in the photo
― example (crüt), Saturday, 18 February 2017 03:48 (seven years ago) link
Fair. I guess the combo of his being seated and the actual message made it an obvious thing to look for for me
― Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 February 2017 04:01 (seven years ago) link
family jewels pretty resilient eh
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 18 February 2017 04:31 (seven years ago) link
My mans really took a pitch on a gender reveal 💀💀 pic.twitter.com/R2ZGG9Y2SX— Insane Athletes (@Insane_Athletes) July 17, 2017
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 00:02 (six years ago) link
Starting to miss the days before ultrasound.
https://i.imgur.com/o2YU62s.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 21 October 2017 16:23 (six years ago) link
I take it only one of them likes black olives?
― sarahell, Saturday, 21 October 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link
Maybe they put “girl” on one side and then “boy” on the other (potentially a different topping?) and then took off the “boy” side when they heard the news?
― Currently (Karl Malone), Saturday, 21 October 2017 18:51 (six years ago) link
who puts olives on afterbirth anyway
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 23 October 2017 02:04 (six years ago) link
I don't understand what straight people think babies are pic.twitter.com/ezHTkR1qX3— Onson Sweemey (@ChurchCarlton) February 19, 2018
― pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:17 (six years ago) link
luv2force traditional gender roles on my developing foetus
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:23 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/LLSMG7K.jpg
"Sorry. Gotta go back to the house to get my tiara."
― pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:25 (six years ago) link
Alternately,
https://i.imgur.com/LOkjjnd.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:31 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECE86WwWswI
― pplains, Saturday, 26 May 2018 00:32 (five years ago) link
oddly mesmerizing
― niels, Sunday, 27 May 2018 13:52 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dea1fkCX0AEekcg.jpg:large
― you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:53 (five years ago) link
Those naughty hets
― valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:59 (five years ago) link
they haven't really been naughty their pinkies aren't at the corner of their mouths
― you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 05:24 (five years ago) link
being naughty by upholding the social norms of partnering up and having a baby, the scandal
― (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (mh), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link
Why are people like this!?! A+ thread.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:01 (five years ago) link
I am very glad that all these people found a partner that isn't embarrassed by this.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:08 (five years ago) link
I mean, I figured it was photoshopped, but I still had to check.
https://i.imgur.com/0UwM0iJ.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:12 (five years ago) link
ban sex
― i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link
Ban cameras.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 17:32 (five years ago) link
I was mesmerized by the WTC pic and now I'm just mesmerized by that lady's belt situation.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link
Haha. I only now noticed the WTC.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 20:39 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeX1s5-txmk
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 July 2018 22:50 (five years ago) link
https://d2w9rnfcy7mm78.cloudfront.net/2049799/original_e3c917b91b30d594cb9c12d09262e0c0.jpg
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 July 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link
The straights are at it again
― devops mom (silby), Thursday, 12 July 2018 23:13 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqlyznE7eVo
― pplains, Monday, 23 July 2018 23:01 (five years ago) link
All that and I still don't know what kind of babby it is!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 23 July 2018 23:11 (five years ago) link
So focused on the dogs' reaction, I didn't even see what the reveal was.
We’re having a baby daughter!!! Crys and I are so excited and can’t wait to meet you Cookie Dough! 🤰🏻🍪 #GodIsGreat #Family #DadTime pic.twitter.com/XtLVS1wJqy— Austin Cook (@austincookgolf) August 20, 2018
― pplains, Monday, 20 August 2018 13:38 (five years ago) link
Trying to work out where exactly the "reveal" was there, but guessing this is probably a colour vision problem on my part.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 20 August 2018 13:59 (five years ago) link
https://www.thedailybeast.com/border-patrol-agent-ordered-to-pay-dollar220k-after-starting-47000-acre-wildfire-at-gender-reveal-party
― forensic plumber (harbl), Sunday, 30 September 2018 01:47 (five years ago) link
I’m disappointed that the article didn’t reveal the gender of the baby
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 30 September 2018 01:50 (five years ago) link
harbl!
― macropuente (map), Sunday, 30 September 2018 02:20 (five years ago) link
I hope they named the kid Tanner
― joygoat, Sunday, 30 September 2018 15:31 (five years ago) link
You know what, they knew going into this that parenting would be expensive
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 30 September 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYgDJSpZmX8
― pplains, Sunday, 25 November 2018 01:20 (five years ago) link
That’s my gender.
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Sunday, 25 November 2018 02:20 (five years ago) link
Just the black balloon bedecked with question marks, running away
Congrats pplains
― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:53 (five years ago) link
it is a mystery
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 November 2018 06:22 (five years ago) link
Video of explosion at border agent's gender-reveal party that sparked Arizona wildfire released https://t.co/wNCzzaU0Pi pic.twitter.com/K8ClaoNsWF— Arizona Daily Star (@TucsonStar) November 26, 2018
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 02:55 (five years ago) link
so, so dumb
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 03:01 (five years ago) link
Straight people continue to be the cause of all misfortune
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 03:49 (five years ago) link
i had to
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQpjorzWAAIwjtH.jpg:large
― macropuente (map), Sunday, 9 December 2018 03:16 (five years ago) link
god damn it
― alomar lines, Sunday, 9 December 2018 04:59 (five years ago) link
hawt
― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 December 2018 08:04 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D26smimWwAE1Tcs.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/D26smilXQAE1iSi.jpg
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 April 2019 14:26 (five years ago) link