Great Real Names

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Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:44 (seven years ago) link

Timothy Beaglehole

ogmor, Friday, 10 February 2017 10:48 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

when my dad was younger he was obsessed with this dude he found in the phonebook named Goldfish T. Bogglesworth

the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Sunday, 5 March 2017 14:03 (seven years ago) link

Lord Strange of Knockin.

Return of the Flustered Bootle Native (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 18:54 (seven years ago) link

Guto Bebb

Return of the Flustered Bootle Native (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:24 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Has Adolph Caesar been mentioned? He was just in a Tales From the Darkside episode I was watching. Not sure if it's a "great" real name but it's certainly got a kind of braggadocio vibe to it.

emil.y, Friday, 14 April 2017 21:51 (seven years ago) link

from a court pleading @ my wife's work:

Jackual Barbee

andrew m., Wednesday, 19 April 2017 20:57 (seven years ago) link

Phetlada Third just came up in my fault ticket queue.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 20 April 2017 00:41 (six years ago) link

...it now occurs to me with the last 2 Ive mentioned in this thread that they could be burner-phone names made up with a name generator. I wonder.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 20 April 2017 00:45 (six years ago) link

Rusty Justice

+ +, Friday, 21 April 2017 21:37 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Edsel W. Ford, aviation inspector for the FAA. I rather want to say "Birth certificate or GTFO," but Henry Ford did have a son named Edsel B. Ford.

Diana Fire (j.lu), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 17:10 (six years ago) link

following up on the above, Boats Botes won the People's choice; good write up:

http://www.nameoftheyear.com/2017/04/2017-name-of-year-elite-eight.html

your cognitive privilege (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 19:24 (six years ago) link

god andy brandy casagrande iv is killing me

-_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link

"Ezi Rider is an actor, known for Messidor (1979)."

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1559796/

devvvine, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 19:37 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Robert Knepper. It means 'Robert's fucking' in Denmark.

Frederik B, Friday, 2 June 2017 18:45 (six years ago) link

in the news: Reality Winner

-_- (jim in vancouver), Monday, 5 June 2017 22:53 (six years ago) link

promising young Pakistani cricketer Fakhar Zaman

― ZESTY O'PRIDE (imago), Saturday, 30 January 2016 23:16 (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And here he is!

imago, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 14:42 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Serene Moo

+ +, Friday, 28 July 2017 15:30 (six years ago) link

Not sure how real this one is, but nonetheless. . .
http://i.imgur.com/MR6KxFW.jpg

he doesn't need to be racist about it though. (Austin), Friday, 28 July 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link

Hung Pham
Reem Abbass (for the Scottish among you)

-_- (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 3 August 2017 16:10 (six years ago) link

Philip Bump is a correspondent for The Post based in New York City. Follow @pbump

Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Monday, 14 August 2017 16:32 (six years ago) link

in the news: Reality Winner

― -_- (jim in vancouver), Monday, June 5, 2017 6:53 PM (two months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is the one i keep thinking about. wtf

flappy bird, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link

so there's an actor named French Tickner

Neanderthal, Sunday, 20 August 2017 15:04 (six years ago) link

just two letters late there

flappy bird, Sunday, 20 August 2017 20:45 (six years ago) link

wow

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 13:13 (six years ago) link

http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/armageddon-draughn-player-stats

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 13:16 (six years ago) link

Ursula Goodenough

Glengarry Glen Marshall (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 August 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link

^ starts off strong and then just gives up

flappy bird, Thursday, 31 August 2017 19:03 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.gostanford.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=11616

thred locking person, u kno what 2 do

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 25 September 2017 22:35 (six years ago) link

• Full name is Thunder Justice Keck

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 00:02 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell[1] (born December 19, 2001),[2] known professionally as Billie Eilish, is an American pop singer signed to Interscope Records.

the old rugged crocs (unregistered), Thursday, 19 October 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link

I recently met a guy named Melchi0r Balthazar. Thought that was p solid tbh

tobo73, Thursday, 19 October 2017 18:39 (six years ago) link

I recently met a guy named Melchi0r Balthazar. Thought that was p solid tbh

tobo73, Thursday, 19 October 2017 18:40 (six years ago) link

maybe you both met the same guy?

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 19 October 2017 18:41 (six years ago) link

I'm not sure if this is Great, but it doesn't seem abysmal, so here it goes

Shadee Star

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 October 2017 16:30 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

a player called Angus Beith just scored for Stranraer

thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 2 December 2017 16:42 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuna_Altuna

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 14:31 (six years ago) link

Man King

khat person (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 17:09 (six years ago) link

241 today

Tommy Chipchase
Madison Marriage

calzino, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 14:22 (six years ago) link

otm

your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 14:23 (six years ago) link

Hery Rajaonarimampianina

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Saturday, 3 February 2018 21:59 (six years ago) link

Elmerjun Hilario

(wedding singer, The Voice contestant, Marit Larsen superfan)

how to diss a peer completely (unregistered), Monday, 12 February 2018 20:54 (six years ago) link

larry brilliant

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 February 2018 20:55 (six years ago) link

Susan Slaughter (trumpeter)

how to diss a peer completely (unregistered), Monday, 12 February 2018 20:56 (six years ago) link

Bram de Win

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 15:16 (six years ago) link


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