I have a big ass

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I have attack ribs. Don't ask.

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 00:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"STRETCH MARKS. My hips look like shit."
I like those.

― Windy G Moisture, Friday, 2 March 2007 00:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i have a big ass.

show off.

― DavidM, Friday, 2 March 2007 00:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i would like a bigger ass. mine is rubbish.

― emsk, Friday, 2 March 2007 00:55 (seventeen years ago) link

It appears that you've found a thread full of donors.

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 00:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish we could still post to ilx in giant red and blue letters ;_;

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.dmusic.com/v7/emoticons/zzz.gif

― am0n, Friday, 2 March 2007 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link

wait i'm not tombot

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 01:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i am soft and cuddly. i never asked for this.

― kenan, Friday, 2 March 2007 01:12 (seventeen years ago) link

small hands

― gbx, Friday, 2 March 2007 01:15 (seventeen years ago) link

you know what that means, don't you?

har har lolz gbx hung like raisin etc

― kenan, Friday, 2 March 2007 01:22 (seventeen years ago) link

shut up kenan

― gbx, Friday, 2 March 2007 01:25 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

― lfam, Friday, 2 March 2007 01:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://myspace-295.vo.llnwd.net/00084/59/29/84489295_m.jpg

Sometimes my webbed feet make shoe-shopping a pain.

― Maria :D, Friday, 2 March 2007 01:44 (seventeen years ago) link

my face is red all the time for some reason. it bugs me.

― t0dd swiss, Friday, 2 March 2007 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I once got an offer for a blow job from a 70 year old
I laughed and told him i really didn't feel like being gummed
I feel bad about that.

anthony on Thursday, July 12, 2001 8:00 PM (5 years ago)

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 2 March 2007 02:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Posture

― peepee, Friday, 2 March 2007 03:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I really hope I did not post here about my big ass

― HI DERE, Friday, 2 March 2007 03:15 (seventeen years ago) link

nine months pass...

the first signs of jigglage in my entire life in my chestal area. and I'm still thin as hell (under 170 pounds), but for the first time in my life I gain weight!

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:46 (sixteen years ago) link

not that manboobs are in the future since I still look like Waldo

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:48 (sixteen years ago) link

SUnrise, sunset...

were you jumping on a trampoline during this epiphany?

― Abbott, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:56 (sixteen years ago) link

No, Kriss Kross was playing....

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:57 (sixteen years ago) link

It wasn't your fault that you missed the bus. :(

― Abbott, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I still have that cassingle somewhere....

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm a pretty boy. I lack several uberman qualities. On the other hand, I am great at being an insufferable jackass when I want to be one.

― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:57 (sixteen years ago) link

What are you on about?

― W4LTER, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:03 (sixteen years ago) link

What we need here is a jpeg of a steatopygous female. I am sure it will make Ally feel better. I rather like this one:

http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/steatopygia.jpg

― Aimless, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:18 (sixteen years ago) link

baby's got... soul
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/5789/l312c86e2de2f0aad9dad99uy2.jpg

― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 05:34 (sixteen years ago) link

where's adam schefter been lately, anyway?

― kingfish, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 05:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Running around on Facebook.

― nathalie, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 08:30 (sixteen years ago) link

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