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Lots of good music on the Noise Board "zing" thread, yep.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

belly button ring joke?

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link

zing!
xpost

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd much rather see A BULGE than see someone's pants.

A bulge is mildly erotic. Seeing some indie kid's studenty manky grey knickers hanging out of their trousers is a total harshbuzz to my clit-on.

-- Three In A Bed Socks Romp (kate)


" harshbuzz to my clit-on"

wtf!?

you're like my anti-christ.

-- sunny successor (katharine)

sleep (sleep), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:41 (thirteen years ago) link

omg hahahahahaha
sunny is the greatest

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

it's hard to believe there is somebody so cool!

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i wrote oh wrinklepaws in the bathroom of the library once under some political rant

-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...)

the most hilarious comedic scandal to hit oberlin since the notorious reference desk instant messaging, i'm sure

-- like murderinging (mi...)

and what (ooo), Sunday, 8 October 2006 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

mickey has been sonning lf lately

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link

i met you yesterday.
you're caleb's friend.
weird.

-- disappointing goth fest line-up (dr.carl.saga...) (webmail), Yesterday 9:36 PM. (orion) (later) (link)


Yes, I am Caleb's friend. Are you his friend who has many instruments (supposedly) and (supposedly) can't play them?

-- Andi Headphones (andimagsmusi...) (webmail), Today 1:48 PM. (Andi Headphones) (later) (link)

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm not sweating mickey

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link

if i was stuck at home all day and unable to download new musics i'd be coming up with good zingers too

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

try it

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Try Eco's Foucault's Pendulum instead. It will take a while and that is the point.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...)

That's the point? Why not just read the phonebook then?

-- Alba (albab...)

That's not an idea for one of your stupid records, by the way.

-- Alba (albab...)

and what (ooo), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link

haha

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:39 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

sleep (sleep), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:40 (thirteen years ago) link

gahahah ownerd

am0n (am0n), Monday, 9 October 2006 04:59 (thirteen years ago) link

WOW

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Monday, 9 October 2006 13:27 (thirteen years ago) link

does anyone remember the one from this summer that went:


Ned: I am taking a break from playing music on the computer

PappaWheelie: So it's just the sound of your fingers clacking on ILX for 16 hours a day?

can't find it on search, might have been expunged from the record.

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Monday, 9 October 2006 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I prefer your sitcom scripts to your music writing, DL.

-- Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (juror...), October 11th, 2006 1:49 AM. (Dom Passantino) (later) (admin) (userip)

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

In every vagina ever

1. Sand
2. Blood

-- The Real Esteban Buttez (estiebuttez...), October 10th, 2006 7:30 AM


3. Esteban's "calling card"

-- teh_kit (kittenslikemil...), October 10th, 2006 7:30 AM. (g-kit)


Sorry, "the_kit", but you presence isn't required until "In every shitty thread ever"!

-- The Real Esteban Buttez (estiebuttez...), October 10th, 2006 7:34 AM. (EstieButtez1)

HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 05:20 (thirteen years ago) link

hah. this weekend i met a friend's girlfriend for the first time. she's a resident doctor in girlie parts in ny. i asked her if she ever see's patients with sand in their vaginas

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 06:00 (thirteen years ago) link

did she get creeped out?

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 13:14 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, she didn't get the joke. (she probably had sand in hers)

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

less memes more ned zings

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

there was a ned sideburns zing somewhere i tried to find but no dice

gear (gear), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

oh god, fuck nanowrimo

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

ned + no editing = my everest

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

he has this on his webpage

http://kuci.org/~nraggett/bird-winner-100.jpghttp://kuci.org/~nraggett/nanowrimo2003_winner_icon.jpg

heres his novel http://kuci.org/~nraggett/gordon/

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Chapter 1

It was a warm night, as well it should be. Given that it was summer and all

http://www.jimgaston.com/snoopy/snoopy_typewriter.gif

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

It was a warm night, as well it should be. Given that it was summer and all.

haha xpost

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

omg i shit you not its a code-based conspiracy thriller set in rome

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Not as good as: http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/NH.HTM

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/NPP.FINALIST.HTM

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Nightingale nodded, and gesturing to the others said, "With the assistance of these fine people -- and for a share of the profits, in the form of selections of what we are acquiring -- I am going to rob the most exclusive stamp collection in the world. That of the Vatican."

gear (gear), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Ned's second chapter begins with a chat-room transcript.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i swear to god he's the only man alive to still maintain a personal home page

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

A dude w/ bookjacket covers that shd feature Michael Dudikoff SHOULD be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.politicsnj.com/plagiarism.gif

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

From chat room #philatelyrox:

HingeLord: U kno it wll be the best
Serrated: Fuck you! Tha shit iz played. Argentina 1950 complete set iz da bomb.
Angelus: Can't you people talk calmly?
HingeLord: Angelus, u are so old.
CancelMaster: You're always complaining
Angelus: A bit of restraint wouldn't go amiss.
SlyStampCat: He's right, but for the wrong reasons.
HingeLord: Haha, I knu Cat would step in.
STAMPGOD has joined.
STAMPGOD: HeY! I aM lOoKiNg FoR cOoL sTaMp WaReZ!
HingeLord: Stupid nubie.
UpsideDownPlane has joined.
UpsideDownPlane: OMFG!
Serrated: Whut, UDP?
UpsideDownPlane: http://www.gordonnightingale.com/new/greenland1915/
HingeLord: Not him again.
Serrated: Shut up, HL, you're jealous.
UpsideDownPlane: READ THE LINK
Angelus: Can't get through.
SlyStampCat: Yeah, traffic crunch or something -- oh, hold on...
STAMPGOD: GoRdOn NiGhTiNgAlE rOxOrS!
HingeLord: Go away!
Serrated: Holy...
UpsideDownPlane: See?
Angelus: He can't be serious.
SlyStampCat: He's usually been right before.
HingeLord: He's already had it verified by InterStampPol too.
Angelus: A SECOND Greenland 1915 black polar bear stamp? UNCANCELLED?
HingeLord: Haha, Angelus might actually swear now.
SlyStampCat: Doesn't say anything about where he got it. Zingh must be going nuts right now, I'll bet. She's no longer the only one.
Angelus: Yes...hm.
HingeLord: Her guards will let people in now for free haha.
Angelus: I'm going to have to talk to some people about this.
Angelus has departed.
Serrated: Fuckin' fool. He's just talking to his bankers.
SlyStampCat has departed.
CancelMaster: What, is everyone leaving?
STAMPGOD: I'm HeRe!!!
HingeLord: DIE.

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Tha shit iz played. Argentina 1950 complete set iz da bomb.

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Teletubbies -- amazing, how drug use can create such wondrous things as acid rock, rave/techno, and these guys.

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Nightingale and Ivey had returned to the mansion, and as it turned out -- to Ivey's surprise but evidently not to Nightingale's -- that a fair amount of the attendees had joined them and were still joining them, and not merely from the select dinner table either.

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

PLZTONOMOMO

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

i haven't even looked at it yet, so i hope nobody takes this the wrong way, but is this one of those things that's supposed to be bad / bad-on-purpose??

HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

"I call it...Billy and the Cloneasarus."

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

From chatroom #philatelyrox:

HingeLord: What's happening at the Festival?
Serrated: Don't know, something about a bomb
CancelMaster: Who'd be crazy enough to do that?
UpsideDownPlane: Something got past InterStampPol.
Angelus: I always thought they were overrated.
Serrated: Fuck U, Angelus, get the stick out of your ass.
Angelus: * sighs * -- are you ever going to grow up?
Serrated: Only when you shut up.
CancelMaster: Not again, cut the crap.
STAMPGOD: BoMbS! cOoL!
HingeLord: Speaking of growing up...
UpsideDownPlane: Hey, that's weird?
HingeLord: What?
UpsideDownPlane: Report just came in, Nightingale's exhibit is closed.
CancelMaster: Huh? Why?
UpsideDownPlane: Hold on...something about an emergency, Nightingale was called away.
Angelus: Was he. I have to wonder.
Serrated: Don't think too hard, you might hurt yourself.
Angelus: I can deal with your obnoxious quips, Serrated, stop trying to impress me.
Serrated: Whatever dude.
SlyStampCat has joined the chat.
SlyStampCat: Heya
HingeLord: Hi SSC!
Angelus: Greetings.
STAMPGOD: SlYsTaMpCaT! YoU R HoTT!
SlyStampCat: Sorry, no time for little boys today.
Serrated: Haha.
UpsideDownPlane: lol
SlyStampCat: Reporting in from the Festival
HingeLord: Hey yeah, what's the haps?
SlyStampCat: Bunch of Russian stamps got shredded by a small bomb, they're already blaming everyone from the Mafia to Checnyans.
CancelMaster: Ouch
SlyStampCat: But the weird thing...
HingeLord: Yes?
Serrated: So weird not even SSC can report it!
SlyStampCat: Sorry, I was distracted by something. Weird thing is out front, they found somebody dead.
CancelMaster: Who?
SlyStampCat: Not sure -- seemed to be some sort of priest, but he looked more like a bouncer.
Angelus: Hm, really.
HingeLord: Gotta be the Holy Office pulling some shit. Stupid fucktards.
Angelus: The Holy Office is more powerful than you know, HingeLord
Serrated: The Holy Office is run by some freaked out insane old guy, you know that Angelus. You seem to know a lot about it anyway!
CancelMaster: Yeah, Angelus, stop kissing his ass.
Angelus: I see I'm just going to be insulted again.
Angelus has left the chat.
HingeLord: Haha!
STAMPGOD: DoOd, ThAt GuY sUxOrS!
HingeLord: Not as much as you.

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

UNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

why are you two doing this to yourselves?

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

no special reason, just your garden-variety cocktail of boredom, stress and self-hatred

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link


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