i mean really, this is the poem he should have given her. kid knows his shit:
BUG POEM by Cedar David Van Tassel (a four year old)
Buggy buggies Come to me For I'll find a home for you.
It will not be cold It will not be hot It will be moist.
It will be not too hot and not too cold. For I will be nice to bugs.
We don't mind bugs here. There's no vegetables we don't grow. We already have food to sell.
We cannot be angry for bugs.
Good bye bugs. I'll see you later.
― the table is the table, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:17 (sixteen years ago) link
IT WILL NOT BE COLD IT WILL NOT BE HOT IT WILL BE MOIST
― the table is the table, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:18 (sixteen years ago) link
speaking of football player photos
SPRING BREAAKK...
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v19/113/48/4304372/n4304372_30162413_830.jpg
― the table is the table, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Those Manning boys are something else.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:27 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i20154
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Over a cup of coffee last night, I spoke with a friend who will soon as graduate school as a chemist and eventually pursuit her doctorate.
I made the comment that she wasn't like other female college students, who would either finish college and get married or enter into fields that are traditionally female.
-- Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, October 2, 2006 1:50 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link
dear tombot:
i will sing this ned-style over one of yr beats fyi
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link
acronym humour
xpost
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link
"If it weren't inappropriate, I'd get you and every woman here Plan B for Christmas".
Still makes my head hurt.
― Pashmina, Friday, 6 July 2007 16:06 (sixteen years ago) link
I miss Marc Loi, is he still on facebook?
― mh, Monday, 9 July 2007 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/sevenxviii/bythewaythatwasntmehittingonyouoran.jpg
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 July 2007 14:34 (sixteen years ago) link
hahaahahaa
― and what, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link
megaroffles
― latebloomer, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:41 (sixteen years ago) link
"those guys"
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:43 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9612/27/gay.tv/seinfeld.lrg.jpg
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link
I had a moment of intense cognitive dissonance when I saw Marc use the phrase "get less play"
― mh, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link
more like Marc Ploy amirite
― latebloomer, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link
he calls his professor "ma'am"??????
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1763903/2/istockphoto_1763903_your_box_ma_am.jpg
― Brigadier Pudding, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i14128
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Bush intended to go on with the tribute to President Ford, but was cut short when a frantic Snow entered the studio, turned off the microphone and pulled him out.
The damage, however, had already been made.
― and what, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link
In a related story, the White House announced today it will adopt Britney Spears' rendition of "Oops, I Did It Again," to chronicle the blunders of the Bush saga.
"We'll have a team of Secret Service agents who'll follow him," Snow said. "Every time he makes a mistake, they'll start singing 'Oops, I Did It Again.'"
The Bush staff, it is reported, is getting extremely tired of the song.
loird custos
it's a SPOOF!!!!!!
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link
lol george bush
― deej, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 22:14 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo-red.gif Kayla, look! I've stopped!
― and what, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Was Marc Loi the model for the globe?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 27 September 2007 01:28 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.sokutsu.com/IMG/jpg/krillin.jpg Jon, he was clearly the model for DragonballZ Krillin.
― Peej, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Kidding...just the Pez dispenser. http://www.snowcrest.net/tina/dragonball-z.JPG
― Peej, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:01 (sixteen years ago) link
hey is that a dude from new jersey next to him?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 27 September 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/sevenxviii/marcstorch.jpg
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 27 September 2007 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link
"there IS feminist porn, you know"
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 27 September 2007 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link
yea i saw that guy on the path :[
― sleep, Thursday, 27 September 2007 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link
I am so in deep shit if Marc Loi ever finds this thread
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 27 September 2007 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.dragonball-fury.net/images/persos_krillin.gif I HAS FEM PORN
― Peej, Thursday, 27 September 2007 18:29 (sixteen years ago) link
considering this thread is on the first page of google searches for marc loi, i would say it's only a matter of time
― omar little, Thursday, 27 September 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
a deep, refreshing source of amusement
-- spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:19 (8 months ago) Link
― deej, Thursday, 27 September 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link
"It's high time we put a stop to marijuana use in the NFL," the source said. "The NFL does not put up with drug use. We may put up with wife beaters like Randy McMichael, homophobes and anti-Semites like Jeremy Shockey and crybabies like Eli Manning, but never drug users. No, sir!"
― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 27 September 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link
how well do u know him?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 27 September 2007 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link
lol jeremy shockey uses bad words @ ppl
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 September 2007 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link
(I don't actually know him)
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 27 September 2007 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link
I've posted the screengrabs on those redneck football boards i go to. Lotsa laughs.
-- Pleasant Plains, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:16 (3 months ago) Link
link plz
― and what, Sunday, 14 October 2007 13:03 (sixteen years ago) link
screengrab please
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 14 October 2007 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link
can someone find the "ILX, that's all you do is you sit on your ass discussing" .jpg?
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 14 October 2007 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link
For the second time in two days, I'm about to hop on my facebook and check this momma fricker out a bit more.
I'm betting odds of finding concrete evidence this momma fricker loves cock is pretty damn good.
It's really not worth linking to.
― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 14 October 2007 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf
They clearly do not understand the subtle nuances of Marc Loi's creepiness.
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 14 October 2007 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link
They are probably people who approach women in upfront creepy ways, Marc Loi is doing so in very back-alley creepy ways.
― mh, Sunday, 14 October 2007 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link
http://a936.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/64/l_7147c9e02956c28fa42f8782a00d6d3f.jpg
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 05:23 (sixteen years ago) link
wau
― sleep, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 05:37 (sixteen years ago) link
omg
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 05:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Music FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE! I needn't say more.
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 05:41 (sixteen years ago) link