That is all old news, I've changed my ways.
I promise.
How 'bout I buy you a drink and we don't mention this again?
Got a fiver That I could "borrow" until payday?
― еdë §téè£, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link
BTW
Where did I come up with WRIGHT anyway?
― еdë §téè£, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Many's the person that called me Mr. Wright. Usually people of the female persuasion and not for very long, but still...
― Michael White, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link
"Oh Orville, take me for another 12-second maiden flight..."
― Just got offed, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Honey, you weren't a maiden after the first one.
― Matt, Friday, 28 September 2007 23:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Then she started calling you Sopwith, demanding that you tussle with her Red Baron across the skies of France, until 'death', until the fuel ran out, or until punctures to the fuselage became too much of a drag.
― Just got offed, Saturday, 29 September 2007 09:00 (sixteen years ago) link
By the end of the affaire, to cut a lofty story short, you were the Airbus A340: roomy, reliable, not particularly manoeuvrable or exciting but sufficient to get a by-now mundane job done in the overwhelmingly fast-paced modern world, where such things are taken for granted.
― Just got offed, Saturday, 29 September 2007 09:06 (sixteen years ago) link
It was the offer to join the 12ft high club which proved most irresistible.
― Matt, Saturday, 29 September 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link
12 feet in 12 seconds, eh?
― Michael White, Monday, 1 October 2007 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link
must be one heck of a penis enlargement pill
― Heave Ho, Monday, 1 October 2007 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Heave Ho always was a notorious thread killer.
― epoxy fule (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 00:57 (nine years ago) link
I must have dosed off, sorry. What now?
― Quis ut Deus (Michael White), Saturday, 13 May 2017 14:37 (six years ago) link
Welcome back!
― Trelayne Staley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 May 2017 15:19 (six years ago) link
YAAAAY
― your cognitive privilege (El Tomboto), Saturday, 13 May 2017 15:47 (six years ago) link
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― The Pickety Third Policeman (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 May 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link
Whoa... Bouldieu! Welcome back monsieur!
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 13 May 2017 23:38 (six years ago) link
Dear me! I can't recall if we're on speaking terms. Could you please remind me? If not, my powerful urge to say your presence is a thousand times welcome must be suppressed, out of deference to our undying enmity.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 14 May 2017 00:57 (six years ago) link
Mon cher, we've never been on speaking terms, because we have never spoken to each other, celà dit, I can imagine no impediment to any continuing discourse between ourselves beside my predilection for meandering, wait, what?
― Quis ut Deus (Michael White), Sunday, 14 May 2017 01:15 (six years ago) link
Plus, I buried the enmity in my neighbor's back yard; she still complains about the smell.
― Quis ut Deus (Michael White), Sunday, 14 May 2017 01:20 (six years ago) link
So, then. The status quo ante works just fine for me. Can I borrow a hundred until I'm back on my feet? Wait. Scratch that. Until I get the Bentley out of hock?
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 14 May 2017 03:01 (six years ago) link
Pennies?
― Quis ut Deus (Michael White), Sunday, 14 May 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link
That would provide me with two rolls of fifty each, which could prove useful should I get into a bar fight and need to apply some extra fistic heft to my means of persuasion. But in all other cases, they would be a needless and annoying burden. I think I'd prefer to cower under a convenient table during my next brawl, as per usual.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 14 May 2017 18:10 (six years ago) link
In the mail...
― St Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Sunday, 14 May 2017 18:11 (six years ago) link
Should?!
― St Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Sunday, 14 May 2017 18:12 (six years ago) link
Could you also send along a wishing well?
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 14 May 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link
Standards to uphold and whatnot
― St Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Sunday, 14 May 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link
Sans but, I sent that ages ago
― St Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Sunday, 14 May 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link
In my next bar brawl I promise I shall fight with the strength of ten men, or if not with their entire strength, then the strength of all ten's halitosis.
I sent that ages ago
I'll look in the lumber room.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 14 May 2017 18:18 (six years ago) link
Any lumber?Damon autocorrect
― Et Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Friday, 19 May 2017 04:43 (six years ago) link
Covfefe memes
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 20:09 (six years ago) link