Heave Ho : The Heavening

4 but i aint telling which ones
(aside from urdu & english)

yeah i figured you were whitey

don't want to spoil the mystique

whitey????? i'm brown like the sands of karachi beach (not that i give a fuck about race)

cut or uncut?

cut, of course

round brown and hella down

i'm down with the brown

no wonder americans are so well informed about the rest of the world

-- Heave Ho, Sunday, 19 August 2007 23:04 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

is he really banned?

temp

what did he do?

HH - do u ever sleep?

what time is it in karachi?

9:33 am but i haven't slept all night

get some sleep, boo

HEAVE HO = NEW JAYMC

can't, got wrk to do now

my posting will drop off in september, when regular classes start, God Willing

holler if u need guess papers.

allah hafiz

inshah allah

my posting will drop off in september, when regular classes start, God Willing

-- Heave Ho, Friday, 24 August 2007 14:38 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

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Humourless Dutchies

lol what did u say to piss Vido off

excuse me

could you please tell me where the toilet is?

I needed to go as a matter of urgency

have sexy time with her

-- Heave Ho, Monday, August 27, 2007 12:32 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

cut-rate borat
-- Confounded, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 10:04 (3 months ago) Link

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#3, OH BABY!!!!!!!!!!

The answers to "Ask Heave Ho", posted here so lady lxy will stay:

1- The best dish in karachi is "Students Biryani" OR Seekh Kebab at Mulla Halwai, also Nimko saddar's salty/crunchy snacks (but that's not really a "dish")

2- We don't drink or do drugs etc.

3- I've worn jeans in the past, dut don't remember the label

4- No

5- Yes

6- He probably will, yes, yes, very clean, green and uncluttered compared to Karachi

7- Yes she is, or used to be. I don't support her brand of politics though

why is ask HH being bumped to the top?

have u ever caught a student using a guess paper

why is ask HH being bumped to the top?

we ask the questions here

despite the 'we don't do drugs' line, surely hash is available in karachi, right?

8- using guesspapers is not an offense
9- yes it's available but normal folk don't use em

do you consider yourself normal karachi folk?

yup

we need a bummers thread then

does the rest of karachi stay up on the internet all night?

dude - i'm having summer vacations

http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/cw-usa/brands-yuban.jpg

http://www.reycon.com/images/news/IBAN_logo.png

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/jergs.jpg

Heave Ho stop stalking me

-- Wrinklepaws, Saturday, August 25, 2007 10:40 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

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i'm not stalking you, i just have a good memory

-- Heave Ho, Saturday, August 25, 2007 10:41 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

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Usman Zafar

heck! why must u post cocks

-- Heave Ho, Friday, 7 September 2007 11:09 (4 days ago) Link

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"The next 10 thrusts are for the Nanking Massacre"

-- Embarchie, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 00:27 (Yesterday) Link

brilliant

what the hell is "Students Biryani"