Why is hitting a man in the testicles considered humerous?

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If I'd been the one getting punched, I mean. If I had been present, I would merely have handed the guy a suitable knife.

― Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 00:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I agree. Booting a girl in her vag is way funnier cause it's so taboo. Or punching her in her tits even!

― kumkum (daddy warbuxx), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 01:13 (seventeen years ago) link

It's the face and the sound of someone getting hit that makes it so great! Ooohf! You know when Gary Larson does pursed lips or whistling dudes?? It's always that face. Ooohf!!

― paizuri-san (davidcorp), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 09:57 (seventeen years ago) link

And when it's a missile, rather than a fist, there's something about the perfect arc of the path to the target. Like the groin is magnetic.

― paizuri-san (davidcorp), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 10:03 (seventeen years ago) link

1. Five in The Pink, FIVE in the STiNk!
5 up, 23 down

When a girl (normally your little sister)bends over and sticks her young plump ass in the air. She scoots her knees close to her elbows and puts her face in the dirt while you and your friends take turns punching her in the anus and vagina simultaeneously. Best if done with an in/out piston like motion.

Double fisted whammy fucker. I tried it for the first time in Iceland.

― plan b: videodrome (fauxhemian), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 10:10 (seventeen years ago) link

MY GROIN

― webber (webber), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Miguelito, how come you weren't wearing a cup, when you had your football-related bruised penis injury?

7th grade recess.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

"Double fisted whammy fucker. I tried it for the first time in Iceland."

They always say you can get two for the price of one in there.

― JTS (JTS), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:33 (seventeen years ago) link

"No we would not laugh at someone in pain, you people are bring up TV shoes and such. But let's say you were walking down the street and saw someone having a heart attack, would you laugh"

lol i probably would

― aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:40 (seventeen years ago) link

FX reran the King of the Hill episode where Bobby runs around kicking everyone in the nads. 'Twas hilarious (except for Hank cooling his beaten junk with ice cream - ew).

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:47 (seventeen years ago) link

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