Young Kirk n Spock + Lost = new Star Trek movie

http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/4/4d/Trombone,_Conundrum.jpg/180px-Trombone,_Conundrum.jpg
"let me play you this love jam I just wrote"

Ep. with the second Riker = so +++ classic bcz Riker's couchehat is cocked at maximum angle. Riker having to interact with his hideous self, and practicing hilarious Klingon tai-chi with Troi that gets 'steamy' in a complete cockdrooping/vagdrying way, and Jordi and Data kind of standing around on some vine planet with question marks over their heads.

HAHA THAT IS THAT EPISODE

couchehat = douchehat

"Deeana remember alternate me who is me right now and how we erotically molded a ceramic pot that one time? THAT's ME, I AM YR RIKER, AND YOU ARE MY LEATHER CHAPS WEARING RIKER BABE. Replicator: One Syntha Colada, please.

Getting caught in the holorain.

aaaargh Ned you beat me to it ya bastid

It's been five years
Stuck far away
Five Years
Deanna my babe
Five years
Here is my trombone jam
Five years
For Deeana, my ma'am

Ryker seems like a total (captain's emergency escape) yacht rock dude of 2398 or whenever it was.

Patton Oswalt was OTM when he explained that the Star Wars prequels sucked because NO ONE CARES WHAT VADER WAS LIKE AS A KID. This will hold true in Star Trek. Why can't they just make another one where Kirk is chopping wood and then Picard shows up and they FIGHT.

that movie was terrible

That's certainly true. I don't think there's been a half decent star trek movie since the one with Christopher Plummer wearing a riveted-on eyepatch.

What, not even First Contact?

I guess that was about half decent.

yeah I agree with oilyrags - First Contact is mostly okay and then you get that guy from Babe shouting along to Steppenwolf = ugh

also the totally unnecessary inclusion of Alfre Woodard

Worf showing up for no reason, then expressing penis envy.

I just think its kinda lame and market-driven to make another prequel. The best sci-fi tricks you into looking at the present by projecting a new vision of the future - endlessly rehashing the same old version of the future is sorta counterintuitive.

Does counterintuitive mean boring?

sure

Hmmm,

Cardassia:Founders::Iraq:Bush administration...?

Maybe there is some juice in that old idea I mentioned upthread.

But then BG would be all like 'been there, done that.'

Enterprise is all about Bakula's Bush-in-Space impression.

It is also terrible.

(i.e. he does everything with a squinty resolve and good-ol-boy gumption)

did dean stockwell ever guest star

http://www.mataderu.com/xphere/photos/stposters/insp_kirkspock_preview.jpg

did dean stockwell ever guest star

Oh yes:

http://www.battlestar-galactica.fr/temp/database/personnages/img/Cavil1.jpg

AWESOME

shoulda stuck with BG

Guys what about THE RAINBOW that GRANTS ALL YOUR WISHES?

At least we are guaranteed no fanfic weddings in this one.

ay yi yi

http://www.cinematical.com/2007/11/09/winona-ryder-joins-star-trek-xi-as-spocks-mom/

nerds everywhere are getting boners

it's morning in america

WTF Star Trek XI? Did I miss something?

they haven't all been titled with numbers

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Casting call funnies

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-11/33752864.jpg

get this girl some forehead ridges STAT

IS THAT A BLJACK JOKE

SHAKEY MO

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-11/33752872.jpghttp://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-11/33752872.jpg

"kirk walken" you have got to be kidding me

okay wtf no images ever post, but it is here:

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-11/33752872.jpg

Isn't Winona Ryder kinda too young to play an adult character's mom? According to IMDb she's only 6 years older than the guy who will play Spock. Or will she only appear in flashback?

Zachary Quinto, apparently:

http://www.iesb.net/images/stories/setimages/spock-324_marked.jpg

teaser for this attached to cloverfield

http://trekmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/star-trek-uss-enterprise-b.gif

http://www.worstpreviews.com/trailer.php?id=450&item=0

god help me i'm kind of excited

John Cho Ben Cross Bruce Greenwood Simon Pegg Chris Pine Zachary Quinto Winona Ryder Zoe Saldana Karl Urban Anton Yelchin with Eric Bana and Leonard Nimoy

Holy shit.

THE FUTURE BEGINS...

(...because we're going to pretend that piece of crap Enterprise TV series never happened.)